Don’t Put That Diamond Bracelet In Your Mouth

20 Replies to “Don’t Put That Diamond Bracelet In Your Mouth”

1. Well that’s just vajtastic. Do male suitors have to get glitter balls?

2. Coming soon to a porn video near you

3. NOM NOM NOM NOM CRUNCH!
   or
   Is that a genital wart…OOOOH Shiny thing!

4. Peddling body hatred is right.What next in the pursuit of diversion or some meaningful end that never arrives?

5. David Thompson is really, really funny. He’s great.

6. Syncro – it’s only fair.

7. Syncro – it’s only fair.

8. OK, I admit it. I thought this was a Svend post.

9. Synchro – that’s why they’re called family jewels.

10. Pimp my Vaj….coming soon to your local cable provider.

11. So which Canadian politician is going to be the first to be vajazzled: MIA Iffy or Jack o Layton?

12. What would be done with the Hope Diamond?

13. Here’s the thought, ask 100 men if they give a damn whether it’s glittered or shaved?
    Based on studies in my head, the aforementioned is probably way so far down on the list of the “things I care about or even thought about, concerning the general concept of getting a woman nekkid and in bed with me” that it’s not visible to the naked eye.
    (Ok, I’m sure there are some tiny % of you who care, Please keep it to yourselves or between you and your smoopy, ok?))

14. “dickoration”… BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
    Nice take-down of Laurie Penny by Mr. Thompson. Still, IMHO the only thing this really shows is that there remains a market for outrage-porn in Leftist publications. She’s getting paid to be outraged about things. If she’s had to go all the way down to “vajazzling” for material, the Lefty moral outrage cupboard is pretty bare, you ask me.
    Besides, didn’t somebody create a software program that generates articles like Ms. Penny’s automatically? Post-modern Bafflegab Generator or some such?

15. Black Mamba
    Fair? Glitter is one thing but gyroscopic rotation hardly seems fair.
    WalterF
    Who knew family jewels was a literal term?

16. ….something about making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear ;~())

17. “….something about making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear ;~())”
    Now that was brilliant there snaggedpuss, brilliant!
    I personally don’t think it is any of my business what someone does or doesn’t do with their parts. Whatever makes you and/or your partner/self/both happy. What irks me is the labeling these females as “victims” of the shame. Ms Penny has issues, not to mention something leaky, smelly and hairy.

18. syncro – I find them hypnotic and I’m sure I wouldn’t be the only one.

19. It’s much funner getting back in than it was getting out, that’s all I know. Plus the ass-smacking and crying (sometimes) happens *before* the event.

20. Black Mamba
    Hypnotic eh…..this could merit further investigation.