*I changed the post title to help some of you jokers figure it out.
Dear Abby
Leading candidate for Meme Of The Year.
Truth Or Fiction?
Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors
New York Times To Run All Facts By Angry, Pitchfork-Wielding Mob Before Going To Print
Every fact and headline will be meticulously checked by a group of angry leftists before it’s approved for publication.
Heh.
Diversity Is His Strength
“It is vital that we give all Canadians, regardless of gender, the opportunity to fulfill the important function of falling on the grenade to protect me from allegations of corruption and pay to play,” said Trudeau.
“Because it’s 2019” he added.”
h/t Andrew
Half-way around the world.
Border agent to CBS on crying child migrant: "I personally went up to the mother and asked her 'Are you doing OK? Is the kid OK?' and she said, 'Yes. She's tired and thirsty. It's 11 o'clock at night.'" pic.twitter.com/lfzqVJ5J9w
— Josh Caplan (@joshdcaplan) June 22, 2018
Apparently Capt. Obvious has to explain things to Canada
Because any idiot, save the current PM, understands that importing tonnes of steel, throwing a rivet on it and calling it Canadian, is about as slimy as it gets when it comes to trade. If that practice leads to the inability to make a tank, or an airplane, guess what? It’s a national security risk.
Asked why the Canadian steel industry poses a national security threat, Ross replied that Canada, on its own, doesn’t represent a threat.
He said the tariffs are designed to persuade allies to reduce the amount of Chinese steel that passes through their countries and then floods into the U.S.
The real problem for Canada is that we’ve spent thirty years touting this ‘advantage’ to every other trade bloc in the world. Trump isn’t stupid and he’s correct. What was, in good faith, agreed to in NAFTA isn’t what the reality is on the ground. What was supposed to be an integrated economy has turned into an international one-way door to flood the American market with crappy product. Buy any wheel rims lately? If you get the lower priced variants make sure you check that they are even round. Manufacturing parts? Way out of tolerance.
Canada has allowed this to happen to our friends. Is it any wonder the Americans are playing hard-ball now?
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Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye…
During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.
“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.
Doomsday, Averted
“Step away from the clock, professor. Keep your hands where we can see them.“
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And not unrelated, Woke Conservatives And The Awesome Power Of Not Caring
They hate you.
They hate you.
They hate you.
No matter how you try to please them, regardless of whether or not you comply with their every command, that will never change.
They hate you. Govern yourself accordingly.
What’s old will be new again.
After an eight year hiatus, ‘quagmire’ is set to return to the lexicon of media editorials.
Not Waiting for The Asteroid
So, after nearly a full day of promoting a story labeling the redoubtable Reddit meme generator HanA**holeSolo the source of President Trump’s WWE vs. CNN logo wrestling gif, it turns out that CNN may have botched the story. HanA**holeSolo apologized for his myriad wrongs and stated that he never meant to promote violence. CNN threatened to out HanA**holeSolo’s identity if he reneged on his apology.
And the meme Trump tweeted wasn’t generated by HanA**holeSolo. CNN shot first.
Maybe their layers and layers of fact-checkers were packing moving boxes yesterday.
UPDATE: smdh
Chilled Relations
The Saskatchewan Urban Municipalities Association (SUMA) has passed a resolution to oust Maple Creek from the province. (h/t Ken)
Happy New Year!
How the 9/11 Attacks Would Have Been Reported Today
h/t “B”
‘Heck of a job, Brownie’
To borrow a quote from someone.*
Related.
Don’t count on it.
It’s unlikely that the media are going to en-masse recognize their bias, but perhaps if the Trump campaign has taught the media anything, it’s to ratchet down the rhetoric so that words mean something again.
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Birds of a feather: Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS
Evidence based policy
A man, who just two years ago was the poster boy for the far-Left media’s attacks against the U.S. government’s no-fly list for “unfairly” targeting Muslims, finds himself and several family members sitting in a Turkish prison — arrested earlier this month near the Turkey-Syria border as members of an ISIS cell.