Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye…
During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.
“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.
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Enjoy the contrast…Lizard Eye and all!
Prosit!
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black eyes, like a doll’s eyes…
What a liar Zuckerberg is. He needed a Pinocchio nose.
Good one!
Wonder what his other eye looks like? a dollar sign?
at this moment, zuckerthiefliarberg is his *own* worst enemy.
gawd I hope this is the fakebook swan song.
Can’t post a pic here but there’s one circulating on Twitter and Facebook of Zuck besides Data from Star Trek. The resemblance is uncanny but watching his mannerisms and phrasing in the hearing made me shiver.