Job Opportunity

14 Replies to “Job Opportunity”

1. Hardhats supplied?

2. Includes a severance package of 72 virgins.

3. I hear Joe Biden has applied.

   1. I’d suggest Big Mike!

4. I nominate Achmed the dead terrorist.

5. Well, it does come with tenure. The number of liberal white college professors qualified for this role has to number in the thousands.

6. Does it come with life insurance?

   1. Sure its just that the insurance expires about one second before you do.

7. You left out … avuncular. Must have an easy smile and avuncular persona.

8. It didn’t list any perks. Such items that would attract any tyrant wannabe as ordering executions and meeting far-left celebrities.

   1. What? “Free tea and snacks” is not a perk?

   2. Funeral expenses covered.

      1. ok, but who pays for the collection of body parts prior to the funeral?

9. I nominate Marx Carnage…