15 Replies to “Belly-button Pickers Wanted”

  1. Homophones are difficult for ESL speakers. Speaking of your DEI military … twice.

  2. I see the complete acceptance of the Arbour Report’s recommendations on the Military Colleges is paying dividends.

  3. I must repectfully disagree with the overarching thrust of the post. Some foreign CAF members should be welcomed. In India, the name “Surindra” is common among men. Canada should hire some of these people. When China invades Canada, we can use these soldiers to flap their arms in the air, saying “I Surindra!”, “I Surindra!”.

  4. It is certain that the unionized person who wrote that blurb at the Gov Canada site passed all the government requirements to work for the federal government, has a 4 year degree from one of Canada’s most esteemed universities, and met all the diversified criteria one could dream of in order to qualify for their life long position and eternal federal civil service pension.

    1. Probably proofread by at least a Captain, stamped by a Colonel, and given the final seal of approval by a Brigadier General.

      1. More likely each one of those ranking officers LGBTrans-Queer Secretaries/proofreaders.

  5. Good thing we have no intercontinental missiles…”Launch or Lunch”.
    To quote an Deep South comedian called Clark..from the 80s..’Literacy is important’.

    “I’m a nuclear missile tech,I ‘m in charge of that missile right there..Say where did it go?
    lets see….I was feeling hungry so I pushed that button marked “lunch”….”
    Of course,this may not be a spelling error,as “Navel” is probably more correct..For most of these “naval” staff will never see the sea during their time in “service”.
    Navel gazing is indeed their true function,with a “leader” such as Louise…

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