God Bless Texas

17 Replies to “God Bless Texas”

1. Now go to Ottawa, perhaps he would feel more at home

2. Outstanding writing! And pretty damn funny.
   And anyone who rocks Alvin the chipmunk is OK with me … even if he is a Frenchie with gang tattoos.

   https://youtu.be/NpvQuPrjaog?si=2ownOYkZTpiS4K7o

   PS … everyone I meet here in the Silicon Bay Area agrees with every word he said about TX … right up until they move there … from here.

   1. Agree it’s kinda funny.

      I’ve been to Dallas and Fort Worth many times on business, and can’t remember any thing really worth seeing.

      But as for his disdain for oil … how did he get to the US? Must be one of those gang greens that say “Jet fuel is not hydrocarbon.”

      1. Really?

         Dealy Plaza Museum and area, Stockyards, BBQ Places, massive stores like Bass Pro and Cabellas, etc etc..

         I thought Texas was great!

         1. Lots of Texas is great. I’m not really impressed by Dallas.

            1. Well Texas DID give us Gilley’s and Urban Cowboy … and an OH SO HAWT Debra Winger!

               https://youtu.be/-4MYo8cxu_I?si=R1TP2aJZbpeORhuL

               And the North TX horse country is absolutely beautiful … reminds me of the oak studded foothills of the Sierra that I love so much

               https://texashighways.com/culture/go-behind-the-scenes-at-the-equine-mecca-of-texas/

               But seriously … got the BIG HAIR, MEGA Churches, and military assault vehicle trips to Chik Fil a pretty spot on.

            2. Heterophobe WARNING!! Sexy as hell hetero female.

               https://youtu.be/f_xjQNnIcdQ?si=h0H0OQkQBkvtZMIe

      2. It is not a Alvin the Chipmunk t-shirt, it is a Buc ee’s t-shirt, which is funny as heck given what he is saying.

         Also, if you haven’t been to a Buc ee’s, you are living an unfulfilled life.
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         1. Unfulfilled I am. Can I find one in Kelowna?

3. Been to Paris lately? You have to watch where you step, for the feces all over the sidewalks. Parisians are for the most part rude & arrogant, hate tourists and ignore you, if you do not speak to them in French. Everything is grossly expensive.
   Texas, besides the moderate climate in Central and Northern TX and sub-tropical in the Rio Grande Valley, is home to some of the friendliest, most welcoming people I have every come across. So much to see and do and as Zon mentioned Texas has the best BBQ and Tex-Mex in the world. TX brisket is King!

4. Yes, your smart car is out of place in Texas.

5. “and buys his wife a plastic face”. Some good writing there, maybe even a fake accent.

6. The Florida one is pretty funny too: https://x.com/erosbrousson/status/2027452171642404899?s=20

   I’m heading to Miami on Sunday and will be in 3 parts of Florida for 7 weeks.

7. Not sure if it’s supposed to be funny or serious. I mean he supposedly hates Texas and capitalism but he’s wearing a Buc cees shirt.

   1. If Texas moms drive to Chik Fil a in their high ground clearance assault vehicles … do Singh Bros. Trucking drive to Bucc ees sliding sideways and rear ending the drive thru?

      1. No! Buc ees is for cars only, they are like a truck stop, but for cars, they disparage truckers from stopping there!

         1. Illegal alien long haulers can’t read those signs.