Category: My Editor Hates Me

Deep Impact

NBC was so embarrassed by MSNBC that they showed up at the door and took their letters back.

Cable news channel MSNBC is going to rebrand as My Source News Opinion World, or MS NOW, according to a new report from the New York Times. The change is happening because Comcast’s NBCUniversal is spinning off many of its cable TV assets into a new company called Versant, severing ties with the “NBC” part of MSNBC.

HAHAHAHA: MSNBC Rebrands as MS NOW, but the Web Domain Is for Korean Snowmobiles

This Is CNN

Post Millennial;

CNN Chief National Security correspondent Alex Marquardt is leaving the outlet after eight years, after his reporting on Navy veteran Zachary Young cost CNN $5 million following a defamation suit. […]

Marquardt was at the center of a defamation case filed against CNN by Young, who in 2021 was working to evacuate Afghans during the Biden administration’s chaotic military withdrawal from that nation. Per the Daily Mail, Marquardt wrote to members of the team that worked on the November 2021 report, “We’re gonna nail this Zachary Young mf**ker.” The message was part of texts that were used against Marquardt in the case.

Marquardt’s report was aired on the Lead with Jake Tapper, the episode in which it premiered opened with Tapper claiming that Afghans attempting to flee the nation “face[d] a black market full of promises, demand of exorbitant fees and no guarantee of safety or success.” Tapper then cut to Marquardt, who claimed that an Afghan man located in the US had found people on Facebook charging $10,000 to evacuate people from Afghanistan.

He claimed that “desperate Afghans are now being exploited,” and used b-roll that featued a LinkedIn post from Young. Young had said during the trial that he never accepted money from those needing rescue, and that he had relied on corporate and NGO sponsorships to help.

Deep Impact

Via Ace;

CBS is [in] crisis – with staffers crying in the hallways, fighting over story coverage and seating, and scrambling to update their resumes amid fears of mass layoffs.

Insiders have told the Daily Mail that morale has plummeted across the network, from the flagship Sunday news show 60 Minutes to CBS Mornings, sparked by a looming $8.4 billion merger and a $20 billion lawsuit.

The tumult is turning into a ‘bloodbath’, one employee said, with feverish speculation rife among colleagues as to who will get the axe next.

Deep Impact

NY Post;

ABC News staffers are bracing for imminent layoffs while the division will restructure its programming including the merging of its “20/20” and “Nightline” programs and the consolidation of its “Good Morning America” productions, according to reports.

The Walt Disney Co. is set to lay off around 200 people from its ABC News Group division as well as its Disney Entertainment Networks unit — a move that constitutes cutting some 6% of the combined staff of the two units, according to the Wall Street Journal. […]

One casualty of the cost-cutting measure is the FiveThirtyEight data news site — the operation founded by Nate Silver which came to prominence in the 2008 and 2012 elections for accurately predicting the results.

I know you’ve seen this, but still: Nicolle Wallace saying she hopes the 13-year-old with brain cancer doesn’t kill himself after getting assaulted by Trump supporters.

Get Losta, Acosta

Report: Acosta out at CNN

“The anchor, I’m told, signaled to associates in private conversations over the weekend that he intends to depart the network after its chief executive, Mark Thompson, booted him from the morning programming lineup — a move that conspicuously coincided with Donald Trump’s return to power.

“CNN brass, as we first reported earlier this month, decided to strip Acosta of his 10am show, which he has anchored to great ratings success over the last 11 months, at times even seeing higher viewership than programs in the channel’s prime time bloc. Acosta was instead offered the less-than-desirable option of anchoring a show from midnight until 2am ET. CNN pitched the gig to Acosta as anchoring during prime time on the West Coast and said he could move to Los Angeles to host the program. But the reality is the program would have aired at a time in which cable news viewership is at its lowest levels.”

This Is CNN

For the week of Jan 13th, the @CNN audience in the key 25-54 demographic was roughly equal the population of Ankeny, Iowa.

THE CEO of CNN has warned the network’s future is in jeopardy if it does not adapt to the changing landscape of legacy media.

Over 200 layoffs were announced on Thursday and one of the network’s mainstays, Jim Acosta, was booted from his time slot as bosses scramble to address issues in the business.

This is also CNN: Megyn Kelly – How CNN Smeared a Navy Veteran

Things You’re Gonna See At The CBC

The Canadian Press take the jobs their employees can’t do.

The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. paid out $18.4 million in bonuses this year after hundreds of jobs at the public broadcaster were eliminated.

Documents obtained through access to information laws show CBC/Radio-Canada paid bonuses to 1,194 employees for the 2023-24 fiscal year.

More than $3.3 million of that sum was paid to 45 executives.

That means those executives got an average bonus of over $73,000, which is more than the median family income after taxes in 2022, according to Statistics Canada.

Olympics Humour

Humour is often in the eye of the beholder. For example, I’ve never found The Office at all funny but think that Fawlty Towers is the greatest TV comedy series ever. Other people clearly have different opinions.

With that in mind, I wanted to share this meme. I think this is amongst the funniest thing I’ve seen this year:

For those not aware, the humour stems from an Australian Woke DEI Hire nicknamed RayGun. For those curious, here’s the Abstract of her Doctoral Thesis.

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