Author: Robert

Watching Elbows Up Heads Explode

47 Mischief Is Important 52 Comments

In what might be the greatest troll of all time, Trump should post a poll on X.com and TruthSocial.com, asking people to choose from a list of names to replace Lake Ontario. I think “Lake Trudeau” should be at the top of the list. Not because I’d ever want this, but rather that it would cause the minds of the Elbows Up crowd into such cognitive dissonance that they may never recover.

For extra trolling fun … if you translate “Ontario” phonetically into modern Cree Syllabics today, it would look like ᐊᓐᑎᐅᕆᐤ (An-ti-o-ri-o). So I propose “Lake ᐊᓐᑎᐅᕆᐤ” as the second name on Trump’s poll.

What other names should be included?

August 25, 2026: Reader Tips

Reader Tips 21 Comments

Here are Classic Beer Commercials from the 1950’s & 60’s.

Bonus: On this particular day of the year, I would like to celebrate all Mexican women. I have my reasons why! They are unique ladies, with both pros and cons. I couldn’t quite find the perfect video for this day, so instead, please enjoy this comedy bit from Anjelah Johnson-Reyes called Eating Mexican Food in Alabama.

Your best tips of late are great to share here!

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Baiting The Left Insufferable Twits Media 16 Comments

This morning, on this post, there was this comment from ‘Monica’:

Their hatred of the US is beginning to get scary. I had it out with a neighbor hissing and spitting that Trump is the danger and Canada is strong, moron. When I gave him just the facts he left screaming that American Chicken is disgusting. Okay dude, the liberal voters think we are at war with the US, yea and we’ll win wink-wink.

It was then followed up with this comment from ‘The Phantom’:

“When I gave him just the facts he left screaming”

This is the main event that Covid was the test-run for. I’m shutting up now and watching people. When they’re foaming at the mouth like that I just smile, nod and let them think I’m on their side. Honestly, they don’t deserve more. That guy is the one who squealed to the cops when somebody in his neighborhood had a birthday party.

I learned my lesson in 2020/21. People aren’t who they pretend to be. There’s a lot out there who’d drop a dime on you to the Stazi for nothing. Just so they could feel proud and virtuous. On the whole, I welcome it. I didn’t love finding out that Canada is actually East Germany in drag. But now that I know, it sure is great when the apparatchiks and the informers self-identify. East Germany isn’t as bad when you know who the rats are.

Oh, and no bumper stickers on the car, eh? License plate cameras are forever, and now they have AI to sift through 20 years of pictures.

Prior to Covid, I would have said that what The Phantom wrote was exaggeration. But now, I consider it highly factual.

Directly Related: Is Matt Ross inaccurate in any way about what Chairman Carney is up to? Also, would it be fair to estimate that 90%+ of Elbows Up Canadians would completely deny this is happening?

This is What America is Up Against

2025 Federal Election Baiting The Left The Libranos 70 Comments

Note: It’s not clear whether this particular account is a rage farming parody. Regardless, I do believe this mentality perfectly encapsulates the mentality of the older Liberal Party supporters.

Canadian Boomer on Display

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From April 28, 2025:

More about this interview.

I so would have loved to have been able to ask this woman some follow-up questions, starting with, “Why shouldn’t Donald Trump be the U.S. President today?”

Incidentally, the short interview clip appeared in this video today.

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