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Diversity is Our Strength

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A truly disgusting story has come out of Abbotsford, BC:

Police are searching for a woman who was caught on camera dumping a huge bag of trash into a scenic duck pond at a public park in Canada.

The unidentified woman has been accused of pouring plastic packaging into public spaces in Abbotsford, a picturesque town close to the United States border.

Detectives said the woman was caught dumping waste in at least two spots over the summer – the duck pond at Mill Lake Park, and close to Bluejay Elementary School.

h/t ‘Thought criminal‘

Related: Meanwhile, in 2-Tier Britain: New immigrant steals from charity.

Strangest Items Available from Amazon

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Classic Gag/Novelty Hits

  • Yodeling Pickle — A plastic pickle that yodels when you press a button.
  • Handerpants — Tiny underwear-shaped gloves that fit over your hands.
  • Wearable Shark Blanket — A wearable blanket designed so it looks like a shark is swallowing you.
  • Screaming Goat — A small figurine (often paired with a book) that lets out a loud goat scream when activated.
  • Original Poop Knife — A long-handled silicone/metal tool inspired by a legendary Reddit story, marketed for “chopping” oversized deposits.

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Canada-America Trade Deal Predictions?

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Social media is on fire this evening with all sorts of commentary on the prospective trade deal between Canada & America. The massive change I simply cannot believe will happen is the end of supply-side management in Canada.

Please do share your predictions about what all is about to happen.

Update: Eric Daigneault shares his thoughts.

“Instagram Boyfriend” Joke Writing Contest

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A contest you say?! Yes, but one with no official prizes. Just the pride in showing off your funny bone.

This video suggests that Justin Trudeau and Prince Harry have devolved into the role most suited for each of them: Instagram Boyfriend. Here’s an AI slop video showing the two of them with another despicable character, Eileen Gu.

This all got me thinking: there must be a good joke here about these two nitwits and their newfound roles in life. Without sufficient caffeine in my brain while writing this, I came up with nothing. So I asked Grok to help. Here are 3 jokes it came up with about Lil’ Juthin and Dethroned Harry being Instagram Boyfriends:

  1. Justin Trudeau isn’t just Canada’s former PM — he’s also Sophie’s full-time Instagram boyfriend. His real job description? “Must maintain perfect hair while crouching in bushes for the ideal golden-hour shot.”
  2. Prince Harry left the royal family so he could focus on his true calling: being Meghan’s Instagram boyfriend. The monarchy offered him a title; she offered him the chance to hold the phone at exactly 45 degrees.
  3. Trudeau and Harry should start a support group for Instagram boyfriends. Meetings would begin with a solemn pledge: “I solemnly swear to take 47 photos of the same latte until one of them gets more than 10,000 likes.”

I am royally confident that you, dear SDA readers, can come up with something better!

Strange Happenings in London, Ontario

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From Sam Cooper:

Four former Western University students at the center of a sprawling firearms and explosives investigation now face 19 new charges alleging possession of TNT and three other explosive substances, prohibited magazines and silencers, while one of the accused allegedly accessed data that could be used with computerized systems to make and traffic guns.

The allegations are contained in an amended list of charges filed Tuesday, August 11, with the Ontario Court of Justice and reported by CBC News and the London Free Press, adding charges to an already unusual case that began with an overnight break-in call inside Western University’s engineering complex in January.

The four accused—Jerry Tong, 27; Zekun “Alex” Wang, 26; Fei “Frank” Han, 25; and Feiyang “Astrid” Ji, 21—now face 31 separate counts, some jointly and others individually.

A Stopped Clock Is Accurate Twice a Day

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Mark Cuban has said some pretty dumb things, but he’s 100% correct here:

Do the Liberals Have a Permanent Lock on Ruling Over Canadians?

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Mario Zelaya is a proud Canadian and an outspoken critic of Leftist governance in Canada. A few days ago, he engaged in a discussion with Elie Cantin-Nantel.

It’s a very interesting discussion that every Canadian should watch.

Where I disagree with him is the premise that “Mark Carney May Not Recover From This”. My reasons are simple: I don’t believe that Carney and the federal Liberals are doing ANYTHING in the best interest of Canadians. I strongly believe they are taking directions from a group of people above the Canadian government, and very likely outside of Canada. So, as long as Carney satisfies what his real bosses want and the Liberals continue to control the legacy media like the puppets they are, nothing will change. The sheeple will continue to buy into the Elbows Up narrative. Finally, make no mistake, there will be a new boogeyman defined after Trump exits office.

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