If history is any indication the snow clearing budget will be completely used up by 8:06pm
Greta Doesn’t Like Christmas Lights
Apparently Christmas lights cause global warming. Or as we say in Justin’s Canada, holiday lights.
Plus global warming is killing people in Canada. Save us Justin!
And an interview with Jordan Peterson
Koalas, Chlamydia and Climate Change, Oh My!
Koalas are dying from chlamydia, climate change is making it worse
A silent killer is spreading through Australia’s koala population, posing a threat that wildlife experts say could wipe out the iconic marsupial across large parts of the country. The culprit is chlamydia, a sexually transmitted bacteria that infects more than 100 million people worldwide annually and can cause infertility in humans if left untreated. For koalas, uncontrolled chlamydia can cause blindness and painful cysts in a animal’s reproductive tract that may lead to infertility or even death.
And how are the polar bears doing?
Canadians Want To Live Like 14th Century Peasants
Global News reports that a new poll shows that residents of Turtle Island agree with Dear Leader’s climate policies. They have no problem with shutting down the fossil fuel sector.
Majority support Trudeau’s climate policy pitches made at COP26, poll suggests
Solidarity with the enemy
The reason that Erin O’Toole is unable to mount a solid attack on the prospect of a Liberal/NDP coalition is not because of MP Marilyn Gladu, but because he basically agrees with everything that the coalition is proposing. On the energy front, does O’Toole believe his carbon tax regime, as opposed to that of the coalition, would not obliterate oil patch jobs?
“This coalition will create billions in new spending that will further drive up inflation even more,” O’Toole said…. A Liberal-NDP coalition would shut down Canadian energy and resource sectors, eliminating thousands of jobs,…
Save The Sacred Tree Frog!
With Dear Leader appointing an environmental terrorist as climate change minister, pipeline protesters have renewed energy to stop all pipeline construction.
The CBC explains that we must stop using natural gas to heat our homes.
And the network explains why you shouldn’t have kids.
COP26: Keep Calm And Blame The Cow
Camilla Parker Bowles can’t stop talking about Joe Biden’s ‘long fart’
CBC Blames White People For Climate Crisis
The Trudeau cult’s CBC explains that global warming is caused by colonial white supremacists.
Speaking of bad air.
And don’t bother applying to this company.
Only Socialism Can Save The Planet
All of the western media was covering the Greta conference in Glasgow today. Judging from the banners, signs, and speeches in the streets, capitalism must be eradicated and socialism must rule. And of course colonialism is once again to blame. We saw the same tactics during the Vietnam war.
Dear Leader’s Big Plans For Canada
Although Justin The Magnificent seemed to have spent most of his time in Europe partying, he did make some bold announcements. His vision seems to involve destroying Canada’s economy, and to make us all 14th century feudal peasants.
Scotch on the Rocks in Glasgow
An iceberg from a glacier in Greenland has been transported to Glasgow as part of an installation to help raise awareness of melting ice caps in the Arctic.
Sky's @ashnahurynag spoke to the group behind the campaign.
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— Sky News (@SkyNews) November 5, 2021
Boris Johnsons just getting an ice pick and some tumblers ready.
COP26: The Coal-Fired Climate Conference
Coal keeps lights on at COP26 as low wind strikes again
…yesterday, 3 November, saw a new record for the total daily cost of balancing the GB electricity grid. The previous record of £38 million, twenty times the current daily average, was smashed by a margin of £6 million, with the new record standing at £44.7m.
The causes are easy to identify from the Balancing Mechanism Reporting Service’s own chart of the Transmission System fuel mix. Wind power, the dark blue bars, was extremely low for most of the day, with a minimum of only 1 GW, under 5% of its capacity.
Minimum wind generation coincided neatly with peak demand, and as a result system prices reached stunning levels, with a maximum of just over £4,000 a megawatt hour, nearly 100 times the wholesale price normal before the current crisis started, as can be seen in this BMRS chart…
These prices brought coal and gas back on to the system to save the day, but emergency measures are expensive, and the cost to consumers and the wider economy was little short of horrifying.
h/t Adrian
Dear Leader Throws Alberta Under The Bus
Rex wonders why O’Toole and Conservative MPs are not outraged at Trudeau’s war on Alberta.
And Dear Leader’s CBC is excited that the fake parliament is finally doing something important.
We Don’t Want Your Hydro
CTV- Maine voters reject $10 billion Hydro-Quebec deal; Quebec vows to fight
Greta, The Magical Retard
Minister Of Greenpeace
Rex Murphy writes about the Greta shindig.
Meanwhile Islam makes its contribution, by fighting overpopulation in France.
And Greta is having lots of fun.
Stories You Won’t Find At The CBC
Cruise ships, four hundred private planes, and lavish parties. The elites of the world are just laughing at us, as they gather for their big climate festival. What about the peasants that have to pay the bills and only look forward to more taxes. And will we see pictures of Justin bar hopping in Scotland like he did in Holland?
Fuel-guzzling cruise ship hosts 3,000 global leaders at COP26
And Trudeau declares war on Alberta oil.
Boris Goes Full Hockey Stick
You should never go full hockey stick.
Sleepy Joe Biden
Old Joe fell asleep during the Greta conference. Mind you, I would probably be snoring if I had to listen to that crap.
And: Potty mouth Greta.
Update: Mohammad the Palestinian prime minister of course blames the Jews.
If Women Ran The World
Justin’s CBC explains that men are pretty well useless when it comes to fighting global warming. Environmental groups must focus on women. After all, they are the biggest victims of this climate crisis. This includes women being physically abused by men because of global warming events. And women can nag their husbands to join the cause. Isn’t that sexist?
Meanwhile the Greta circus is fun to watch.
And the private planes have arrived. Including dictators from third world countries looking for green cash.