COP26: Keep Calm And Blame The Cow

31 Replies to “COP26: Keep Calm And Blame The Cow”

1. Joe Tzu, the fart of war.

   https://twitter.com/grandoldmemes/status/1457569091775041536?s=20

2. Welcome to Clown World

3. Flatulency gets you everywhere, according to Sir Thomas Crapper! 🙂

   ‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’

   If it was that long and loud, it should have been eligible for carbon capture credits.
   Gas for capture, and the COP26 confab will have paid for itself; and then we wouldn’t have to endure the babbling idiots who pretend to be our leaders.

   Cheers

   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

   1. … and we’re worried about cow flatulence?

4. The words “Old Fart” comes to mind,
   At least he didn’t gas them in an elevator.

5. I bet it was a shart.

   1. A real pant checker.

      Say … he JUST had a Depends-FAIL moment at The Vatican didn’t he? Maybe it’s time we all got a legitimate Health Report on President Incontinent ?

6. She might be unusually sensitive to such things living in a stable.

7. If I was stuck conversing with Camilla Parker Bowles, ripping off a good one would seem apropos.

   1. BINGO!

8. What a load of shite…!!!

   Camilla should quit horsing around like this! Her current husband is hardly a stable character himself, constantly harping on about greenhouse gases and ignoring emissions from other sources, like volcanoes and world ‘leaders’…

   Note to Secret Service: no matter how much Biden pleads for them, no more meals with baked beans…

9. I heard the Russians spiked President Biden’s food. What a mean trick!

10. Blazing Saddles came to mind .

11. It’s part of a pattern.
    Breaks the bank, the military, and wind.

12. Brandon let go

13. Does seem to give credence to the story that he shat himself while visiting the pope.

14. I guess that gives a new meaning to Gone With the Wind.

    (“Oh, those Americans, Charles. Isn’t it enough that they took the 13 colonies from us? Now their President comes over here and adds insult to injury.”)

15. Hopefully Joe wears adult diapers, he could pass more than wind.
    It’s time to resign if he can’t control his sphincter in polite company.
    This incident gives us more reason to believe old Joe pooped himself in the company of the Pope.
    I somehow don’t think the Pope is the business of blessing such stuff.

    1. It’s time to resign if he can’t control his sphincter in polite company.

       Unfortunately, there are lots of sphincters that are more than willing to take over for him.

16. Rottweilers have been known to bite when startled, was Joey Fingers aware of the risk he took?

17. His flatulence is likely more intelligible than the noises coming out of the other end of him.

18. I’m surprised he didn’t just deflate like a balloon.

19. It might be fair comment to say Joe raised a stink at the hot air gathering of world leaders.
    IMO he should be put out to pasture.

20. Joe is the first democrat in decades to express his policies honestly and accurately.
    As for the Horse lady,I seem to recall she is of the British Horsy sect so a stupid animal breaking wind ought to be music to her ear.

21. Old people fart more. Me, I know.

22. The Biden Report…film at 11.
    A teaser for the Geezer.

23. Old Camilla is still trying to figure out why Joe got her to pull his finger.

24. Mark Steyn claims this is the House of Windsor meets the House of Wind.

25. Those Brits should have known that farting has a long tradition in America. Starting with one of their founding Fathers: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/fart-proudly-writings-of-benjamin-franklin-you-never-read-in-school_benjamin-franklin/282590/item/8834827/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAsqOMBhDFARIsAFBTN3eYAs8hWH3g-rJPhdW58s0cmWngb6SH_Xafpmc1-0HLOiTOnI0WAxsaAun2EALw_wcB#idiq=8834827&edition=3611885

26. I see what you did with that headline.
    Sorry the liberals are blaming the old cow.

27. “Blew” his chance to sniff her hair!!!