A musical manifesto in honour of the alleged Ricin mailer:
Born north in Trudeaupia
Indoctrinated to be a brainwashed dope, oh yeah
You end up listening to the Leftist media
Til you spend half your life hatin’ Americans[Chorus]
Born in Canada
I was born in Canada
I was born in Canada
Born in CanadaGot a little depressed from the Covid lockdown
Was 24/7 watchin’ news from my compound
Felt I needed to help my woke friends in a foreign land
To help them hurt the orange man[Chorus]
Born in Canada
I was born in Canada
I was born in Canada
Born in CanadaSo I cooked me up a batch of some nasty poison
Affixed it to some letters addressed down south
Sent them away to see what they would do
Waited patiently to hear the newsWhen they failed to cause the desired horror
I got in my car and drove to the border
A woman’s work is clearly never done
But the bastards caught me with a damn gun!Now they have me for a psych eval
But I’m workin’ on a letter to my Ottawa pal
In ten years, I’ll surely be out
With an apology and a big payoutBorn in Canada
I was born in Canada now
Born in Canada
I’m a long gone oppressed Woman in Canada now
Born in Canada
Born in Canada
Born in Canada
I’m a cool non-binary in Canada now
Original song. Encouraging Steven Crowder to make a video out of these lyrics.
On a serious note though, this woman seems to have slipped over the edge and was not in her right mind. One can only imagine what a mentally unstable person, depressed from the endless Covid lockdown and watching endless government funded CBC News and Radio Canada anti-American propaganda, might do. While the U.S. government has no legal right to pressure their own “free press”, might not the people who run CBC News take this as a wake-up call that their 24/7 #OrangeManBad #HateFest could have some negative consequences?!?
Legal Disclaimer: Everyone is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Let’s hope that whoever is eventually convicted of this crime gets the psychological help and legal assistance they need.

