With Apologies to The Boss

A musical manifesto in honour of the alleged Ricin mailer:

Born north in Trudeaupia
Indoctrinated to be a brainwashed dope, oh yeah
You end up listening to the Leftist media
Til you spend half your life hatin’ Americans

[Chorus]
Born in Canada
I was born in Canada
I was born in Canada
Born in Canada

Got a little depressed from the Covid lockdown
Was 24/7 watchin’ news from my compound
Felt I needed to help my woke friends in a foreign land
To help them hurt the orange man

[Chorus]
Born in Canada
I was born in Canada
I was born in Canada
Born in Canada

So I cooked me up a batch of some nasty poison
Affixed it to some letters addressed down south
Sent them away to see what they would do
Waited patiently to hear the news

When they failed to cause the desired horror
I got in my car and drove to the border
A woman’s work is clearly never done
But the bastards caught me with a damn gun!

Now they have me for a psych eval
But I’m workin’ on a letter to my Ottawa pal
In ten years, I’ll surely be out
With an apology and a big payout

Born in Canada
I was born in Canada now
Born in Canada
I’m a long gone oppressed Woman in Canada now
Born in Canada
Born in Canada
Born in Canada
I’m a cool non-binary in Canada now

Original song. Encouraging Steven Crowder to make a video out of these lyrics.

On a serious note though, this woman seems to have slipped over the edge and was not in her right mind. One can only imagine what a mentally unstable person, depressed from the endless Covid lockdown and watching endless government funded CBC News and Radio Canada anti-American propaganda, might do.  While the U.S. government has no legal right to pressure their own “free press”, might not the people who run CBC News take this as a wake-up call that their 24/7 #OrangeManBad #HateFest could have some negative consequences?!?

Legal Disclaimer: Everyone is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.  Let’s hope that whoever is eventually convicted of this crime gets the psychological help and legal assistance they need.

19 Replies to “With Apologies to The Boss”

  1. “Everyone is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Let’s hope that whoever is eventually convicted of this crime gets the psychological help and legal assistance they need.”

    And a very long prison sentence…

    1. The ‘Boss’ wrote a couple of good tunes, otherwise he is just another shouter with a guitar. He is also a dopey leftist. Not an entirely bright person … an ingrate and a hypocrite. And Clarence Clemens was a terrible saxophone player.

      1. The only album of his that I liked was Born In The USA, which actually had some good songs on it. Many of them were about the economic circumstances at the time, which was during the mid-1980s.  I happened to be out of work, thanks to PET’s NEP, so some of them could have been about people like me.

  2. Pffft. In Canada you can cut someone’s head off while riding a bus and be walking the streets free as a bird in 10 years.
    This twisted puta won’t spend a day in jail post-conviction. Judge Cunnilingus won’t be able to keep the glee off his/her glazed face when he gives her a suspended sentence. That’s IF she isn’t termed not guilty because life is hard.

    1. Fortunately this, um, person, is in the US Justice system in Buffalo, and not a couple of miles west in Ontario’s, um, “justice” scheme.

  3. With four hundred million or so humanoids on our continent I am not surprised by regular reports of individuals doing things that are unimaginable, I have a some issues with this individual’s story. She is obviously a big fan of the USA and wanted to live there. She had recently been dealt with by the US legal system, including being fingerprinted and deported. Then she leaves her fingerprints on the ricin envelope and shows up at the border driving a car? Is this a variant of suicide by cop, room and board in a US prison as a lifestyle choice? Also, I want to know how she manufactured ricin, maybe that’s an easy thing to do but I want to know if she had others helping her.

  4. I can see it all now … “This poor woman had to endure so much with the lock-downs and whatnot who could blame her for wanting to assassinate the president of the United States… her misery is his fault ” … nez paw?

    So what sort of reimbursement should that victim of reality get?

    I suggest the death penalty is what is called for in a civil society. We don’t want murderous creatures like this woman running loose. Justin Trudeau running loose is quite enough for one fake country.

    1. I don’t want people like Juthtin Trudeau (or Rob Fuckhead Ford for that matter) given the power to pursue the death penalty because they would.

  5. Working from memory here, one recalls the unhinged woman who tried to assassinate then-President Gerald Ford with a handgun. The handgun misfires, fortunately, and the Secret Service agents were quick to stop any further protest action (borrowing a phrase from the CBC). As I recall her brain was not all there.

    1. It was Squeaky Fromme who tried to kill Ford, she of Charles Manson fame. She served 34 years in the slammer for this. She forgot to chamber a round in her 45-cal semi-automatic, which save saved Ford.

  6. Springsteen is an hypocritical champagne socialist who was a HUGE Obama booster to the extent that Obama hung the Medal of Freedom around his neck. Boss? Boss of what?

  7. She was born in France, one of our diverse immigrants, I think. Good song, Robert.
    Definitely became a full-on Canadian with TDS

  8. My contribution. No apologies to The Five Man Electrical Band.

    MASKS
    And the sign says God fearing patriots need not apply. So I put on a dress and and a rainbow flag and I went in to ask xir why. Xe said you look like a fine woke antifa sheep, I think you’ll do. So I took off my dress and said imagine that huh me workin for you?

    Mask, mask everywhere a mask. Killing the economy breaking my ass. Wear this don’t wear that, where’s your freaking mask?

    And the sign said anybody caught without a mask will be shot on sight. So I jumped out of line and I yelled at the bitch, hey what gives you the right? To put on a mask to keep Chinese virus out or to keep Chinese virus in? If God was here he’d tell you to your face man you’re some kind of Marxist!

    Mask, mask everywhere a mask. Killing the economy breaking my ass. Wear this don’t wear that where’s your freaking mask?

    Now hey there MAGA can’t you read? You’ve got to have a mask and PPE to get a seat. You can’t even watch no you can’t eat, you ain’t supposed to be here…and the sign said you got to denounce white privilege to get inside…UH!

    And the sign said Black Lives Matter come in, take a knee today. And because I lost my job to the fascist lockdown, I didn’t have a penny to pay. So I got me a pen and paper and I made up my own little sign. It said fu*k you Karen you Godless bitch, I’m alive and doing fine.

    Mask, mask everywhere a mask. Killing the economy breaking my ass. Wear this don’t wear that where’s your freaking mask?

  9. It’s my opinion that the cbc wouldn’t consider Trump getting off’ed “negative consequences”.

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