Including some rough and racy food preparation; pigtails and bralessness; primate butt adornment; and a quest for “diversity” that is not entirely convincing.
The Thrill Of Unemployment
Have You Tried Using Cheese?
The Person That He Is
Oddments For The Weekend
Including lasers and clenching; promising husband material; a test of human patience; and a museum of battery-operated toys.
Wonders Of The Modern World
Specifically:
Amplified shoes and artistic buttocks; some post-election coping strategies for extremely progressive feminists; the intersectional pecking order; and when your ten-year-old daughter discovers it’s his ladies’ changing room now.
His Tiny, Delicate Hands
Readers may recall that Mr Yates’ homemade pornography – which he saw fit to send to a concerned parent, as one does – featured our burly cross-dresser using a kitchen sink as erotic apparatus, and while smoking methamphetamine and asking, coquettishly, “Am I a good meth whore?” A question that every parent hopes to hear from someone entrusted with the care of their children.
On progressive ladies and the cross-dressing predators they excuse.
His Womanly Tenderness
At the time of writing, the local media and police are still referring to Mr Osterhout as if he were a woman. A delicate flower. Not a deranged 260-pound man who stabs random people and punches children. Fuchsia hotpants notwithstanding.
On a cross-dressing bedlamite and an actively dishonest media.
Attention, Rail Commuters
Oddments For The Weekend
Including Agatha’s poisons; an art centre with its own protest toilet; an actual rollercoaster of emotion; and the world of wonder under your fingernails.
Explaining Civilisation
To those seemingly unfamiliar with the concept:
The uninvited newcomers – chiefly, it seems, men of fighting age and all mysteriously unencumbered by identifying documents – are given helpful pointers on the customary use of pavements and pedestrian crossings, and are warned about the hazards of randomly strolling through moving traffic on busy roads. They are also introduced to the novel concepts of avoiding foul language in public and not abusing animals for amusement purposes.
Other teething problems have, it seems, arisen:
“The initiative by Northamptonshire Police followed community and parental complaints over young male asylum seekers loitering near a primary school in the county, including claims of filming.”
Not loitering at the gates of primary schools in order to film small children being another cultural subtlety requiring clarification.
Oh, there’s more. Much more.
The Sound Inside Their Heads
From happy-clappy Portland – on Day 21 of the ongoing intifada.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including 53,000 photographs of airline meals; a man with a level-10 wizard staff; full-on scenes of mentalist bintery; and the rise and fall of alien abduction.
Not That Kind Of Diversity
It must be quite strange to inhabit a milieu in which the normal meanings of words are either ignored or inverted. By people who aspire to be professional writers. Communicators of ideas.
They’re striving for diversity. Indeed, celebrating it. And so you must be excluded.
Careful What You Wish For
Readers will doubtless recall the Chichester Festival Theatre warning patrons that its production of The Sound of Music, one of the most famous and widely-seen musicals in the world, would contain references to Nazis. Which, for some, would apparently come as a surprise.
On culture for the implausibly delicate; when cleverness is deemed unfair and something to be corrected by progressive educators; and the fretting that ensues when your anti-police non-profit gets robbed, quite brazenly.
The Fretting Is Statusful, You Know
From the world of cinema and pretentious agonising:
The implications of Mr Boyle’s modish piety, presumably unintended yet implied nonetheless, are explored quite pithily in the replies.
Among which, the implication that white writers and directors should only concern themselves with suitably pale-skinned characters, carefully excluding non-white characters, and non-white actors, lest they appropriate or colonise something or other.
Needless to say, other implications come to mind.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including alarming gardening; men with long hair circa 1967; and when you’re being arrested but you still feel a need to self-narrate for likes.
Drag Queen Incongruity 2
Scenes From The Zombie Apocalypse
There’s an implied, sociopathic dare. The game being “You won’t do what’s needed, despite our alarming and menacing behaviour, because you’re nicer than us, less vain, and not unhinged, and so we can dominate you and terrorise you, and break your stuff, for as long as we want, for shits and giggles.”
Well. I would suggest that the activists’ own actions render their wellbeing of very low importance.
A terribly modern moral problem. Answers on a postcard, please.
Drag Queen Incongruity
Curiously, the North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service survey form, inviting the public to express their views on Pride attendance and matters of transvestite outreach, has, with seeming briskness, now been shut down.