Oddments For The Weekend
Including the hazards of navigating bird droppings while on horseback; trying to do a thing while being attacked by bees; the bollards of Islington circa 1976; and two half-hours of Hancock from 1961.

All this and more.
His Pretty Nails
Some low-grade cross-dressing drama, complete with finger-wagging.
You May Want To Bite Down On Something
Some progressive ruminations on race:
Readers will note that the students, these avowed opponents of racism, refer to themselves, and by extension all black students, as if they were some ancient and unfathomable offshoot of humanity, for whom rapport with outsiders is impossible. And who are supposedly oppressed by the unremarkable fact that, in a white-majority country, their professors will often be white and – as seems unavoidable – older than the students.
Readers may also wonder how such exquisitely sensitive creatures will fare when faced with potential employers who may also be paler than themselves and, shockingly, not nineteen.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including when Karens collide; a coin operated mortuary automaton; a breakthrough in butter spreading; and from 1967, when an outside loo just won’t do.

All this and more.
One For The Christmas List
Let’s All Play A Game
Oddments For The Weekend
Including a meaty treat; the mysteries of smoke detectors; an oppressive parking meter; and an office Christmas party circa 1970.

All this and more.
Just Another Ten Chances
Readers will note the sly conceit that what matters, all that matters, is the sum being stolen this time, not the whole at knifepoint or gunpoint business – as if this lively means of cash extraction were some trivial detail, beneath acknowledgment. A thing with no informational content, no clues as to the character of the perpetrator, their fitness for a civilised world.
Those pointing to the smallness of the sum as if it were a significant mitigating factor don’t seem troubled by the implication that someone who will violate others, and threaten them with death, for a mere $20 is someone who will use very small incentives to behave in monstrous ways. Likewise, the implication that robbing people with only $20 to surrender is a matter of no import.
On three-strikes laws and the contortions of progressive critics.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including a plan gone awry; a lively discussion regarding pizza; scenes of boob correction; and some flat-sharing ladies, circa 1965.

All this and more.
Nightmare Scenario
An Audience For His Fetish
Our educator, Mr Stilipec, also tells us, “I was dysphoric about [not] having boobs, so I got them.” This prosthetic enhancement, all 36DDD of it, is, we learn, “just for my own self-gratification.” And hey, what’s self-gratification without a captive audience of other people’s children? Five days a week.
In which we visit the world of not-at-all-concerning cross-dressing educators.
Her Fascinating Self
When not aching with her own humanity, Ms Luby likes to tell other people about how she aches with her own humanity.
Guardian contributor “feels life more intensely” than other people and is prone to “ecstatic rapture.”
Oddments For The Weekend
Including a discussion about wrinkles; a lively simulator; how to slice bread; and some pondering of bottoms.

All this and more.
Merriment Detected, Fretting Ensues
White people strum banjos, have fun. Fretting ensues at University of Sheffield:
Obviously, activities that are chiefly indulged in by white people – in this case, folk singing – must be deemed suspect and found problematic with great urgency, and then probed for hidden wrongness. At taxpayer expense. And all this scholarly rigour ain’t cheap, you know…
Behind this mannered waffle is the weird implication that devotees of folk music are somehow, simply by existing, excluding racial minorities. Shooing them away. Though, as so often, details on this point are neither obvious nor forthcoming.
Still, perhaps we can look forward to an academic interrogation of classic car shows in Nottinghamshire as some heinous bastion of “white-centricity.” Another item on the list of Things That Must Be Decolonised And Morally Corrected.
“Our aim,” say our tearful academics, “is to break down the barriers for people to get involved in folk music. Opening up the genre to different audiences.”
Different audiences. Not the audience that folk music actually has, mind, the one it attracts and which is arrived at via choice and musical inclination. And again, no actual barriers to participation are specified. But the audience is nonetheless all wrong, apparently.
Fishing Without Bait
Or, The Difficulties of Satisfying Progressive Women:
It occurs to me that there’s something a little dissonant about the framing of affection and basic consideration – say, remembering your partner’s birthday – as “unpaid.” As “emotional labour.” As if being in a relationship or having any concern for those you supposedly care about were some onerous, crushing chore. As if you should be applauded – and financially compensated – for the thirty-second task of adding a birthday to the calendar on your phone.
The attitude implied by the above would, I think, explain many failures on the progressive partner-finding front and the consequent “stepping away from dating altogether.” Though possibly not in ways the author intended.
As if the concept of wanting to care, to help, to remember those birthdays, were somehow alien or offensive.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including the fondling of mummified feet; the beer coat of your dreams; an air-conditioner crisis; and two and a half minutes of Hitchcock.

Yet It Keeps On Happening
Subordination, Baby
On allyship, so-called, and assuming the position:
The word ally is typically used, by the people who rush to use it, to mean something like advocate, or mouthpiece, or supplicant, or puppet. There’s no discernible interest in, or expectation of, reciprocation; no obvious shared goal or mutual benefit. Indeed, the role, once assumed, appears to entail saying dumb and vividly untrue things, thereby becoming unreliable and absurd.
Say, by insisting that odd, cross-dressing men are somehow, magically, women. Or that a reluctance to mouth fabulist pronouns, to affirm a person’s imaginary themness, is some life-threatening moral oversight.
And then there are the not infrequent detours into outright struggle sessions – as seen, for instance, here, where a disobedient woman finds herself being scolded by a man in an unconvincing wig for not doing the “work” expected of an ally – essentially cowed deference and dishonesty on demand. This, then, is a world in which allyship – “listening to the community” – requires prostration, a suspension of cognitive faculties, and a surrendering of basic probity.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including inadvisable activities; the definition of high-maintenance; an eye-catching detail that isn’t mentioned; and a scoreboard of failed apocalyptic predictions.
All this and more.
