Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. ha ha!!! l knew it was Anton, lve been following the story.

2. Mimic octopus
   https://youtu.be/Wos8kouz810?si=tObyGdq7qjrgnTP6

3. Any animal that has its own exclusive Order … is by definition … weird.

   1. Ask any waitress.

      1. Now I wax nostalgic:

         Once upon a midnight dreary,
         waiting for the owner, Cleary,
         to return and take me, weary,
         from the place and lock the door,
         in there came a hopping mammal!
         To the bar, and lit a Camel.
         Then, it ordered a martini.
         Damnedest thing I ever saw!
         “Vodka”, it said. “Stolichnaya.
         Pile the ice a little higher.
         Less vermouth, I like it drier.
         And an onion, por favor.”
         Thinking fast to gain a few bucks,
         from a ten I gave back two bucks,
         saying, “You’re an odd one, mister.
         Never seen your kind before.”
         “At these prices? Nevermore!”

         New York magazine had a reader contest to tell Henny Youngman’s joke about the kangaroo in the bar in the style of a famous author, and that was one of the winners. Now that’s what I call an animal with an order of its own!