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Old Brews Become Cool to Young Drinkers

Twenty-somethings are turning to beers their grandparents drank in an effort to be “cool.”
Old Brews Become Cool to Young Drinkers (AP)

A line of taps pouring elegant brews from Bass to Blue Moon beckon twentysomethings packed into Bomber’s bar. But 21-year-old Elliot Cunniff orders something homier for himself and a friend. “Two Yuenglings,” he tells the bartender, explaining the attraction after a sip from his pint glass. “Price. Color. Flavor,” he says. “And the name alone, ‘ying-ling.'”
Cunniff doesn’t come out and say it, but it becomes apparent as other Yuengling orders roll in: Old school brews are cool. Just as young consumers might wear `70s-look sneakers, sip `50s cocktails or download `80s hair band tunes, many are bellying up to the bar for the beers Grandpa drank � maybe a Rheingold, a Leinenkugel’s, or a Utica Club. They’re sometimes called “retro beers,” brands that might bring to mind old men in ribbed undershirts, and which are now finding a new audience with the young. It worked for Pabst Blue Ribbon and now others are playing the same nostalgic chords.
Getting new life from an old brand is a great deal for brewers because they avoid the cost of launching a new product. The trick is doing it right. Heavy-handed advertising can backfire. Word of mouth seems to work. Television commercials with the Swedish bikini team are a big no-no. “That’s the whole point of the retro thing, I think,” said Eric Shepard of Beer Marketer’s Insights. “The harder you try to push it, the more skeptical people are going to get.”
These are not the happiest days for brewers. Sales are growing slowly and beer is losing ground to spirits as consumers turn more to mixed drinks. Beer’s market share dropped from 56 percent in 1999 to 52.9 percent last year, according to the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States.
Among the recent bright spots was the quirky story of Pabst, which caught on early this decade with young hipsters in Portland, Ore., and its popularity spread out. Without initial prompting, “PBR” became a symbol of authenticity and cool. It has been enjoying double-digit growth every year since 2003, said Pabst brand manager Neal Stewart.

Interesting. Things definitely go in cycles. I’d never heard of Yuengling until a visit to Philadelphia a couple years back. It’s one of my staples these days. This is the first I’ve heard of it being “hip,” however.
via OTB

Yet Another Publication Ban

…but with a twist:

The judge in the Robert Pickton murder trial has taken an extra step to stop banned court information from leaking onto the Internet.

BC Supreme Court Justice Jim Williams refused a ban requested by Pickton’s lawyer that would order people not to talk about the case outside the court.

The normal pretrial ban remains in place � with the order that the media not mention website addresses that might contain court-banned material.

It looks like Canada’s judiciary has learned from the past few months.

Partisan Iced Tea

Has AdScam got you all heated up? Going ape over the Grewal Tapes? What you need is a nice, cold, glass of home-brewed iced tea.

Ingredients:

1 gallon (4 litres) of cold water
5 orange pekoe tea bags
1/2 cup (125 ml) lemon juice
1 cup (250 ml) sugar

Directions:

Find a one gallon container (an old glass pickle jar works just fine) and fill it with one gallon of water and add the five tea bags. Put the lid on the jar and place it out in direct sunlight for ten hours where it can cook like Scott Brison during Question Period.

Once the tea has brewed, add the lemon juice and sugar. Chill and serve.

Partisan modifications:

Liberals: Double the sugar if you’re serving it to someone else. Gotta sweeten ’em up if they’re gonna vote for you, right?

Conservatives: Double the lemon juice to one cup so that it’s extra sour in keeping with your party’s dour reputation.

Greens: Substitute green tea for orange pekoe, raw organic sugar for the white granulated crud, and make sure the lemon juice is fresh squeezed from an organic lemon. Don’t forget to compost the tea bags and lemon rinds afterwards or David Suzuki will show up on your doorstep and give you a Wet Willie.

Dippers: Card carrying NDP members are welcome to modify the recipe however they see fit so long as they remember to shoplift all the ingredients. Remember, you’re doing your patriotic duty by sticking it to the Capitalist Oppressors.

Bloc Heads: Paul Martin says we can’t consort with separatists, so no tea for you. Bugger off and go be ‘distinct’ somewhere else.

Naked Cyclists in Oil Protest Ride

One hundred odd protestors rode bicycles naked through the streets of London to protest the West’s obsession with oil.
Naked cyclists in oil protest ride

A group of naked cyclists took part in a bike ride to protest against oil dependency and to “celebrate the human body.” Crowds gathered as about 100 people set off from Hyde Park corner, London, in the World Naked Bike Ride past some of the capital’s most famous landmarks. Most of them stripped fully naked for the 10km (6.2 miles) cycle past Piccadilly Circus, Big Ben, Covent Garden, Oxford Street and the United States Embassy.
Some bikes were decked out with banners reading ‘Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession’ and ‘Support the trade justice movement’. Others have slogans painted on their backs and some were on roller-skates.
One of the organisers, Chad Neilson, 24, from North London, said part of the ride was to celebrate the human body. “It’s a protest against oil dependency and car culture and the overuse of cars for unnecessary reasons. There is too much pollution, it stinks in London, and we use too much fossil fuel. I think people should be a lot more comfortable with their bodies. There is nothing wrong with the naked body.”

I’m guessing that this protest will have negligible impact on our energy dependency and will cause approximately zero people to switch from cars to bicycling, naked or otherwise. Indeed, I would wager that the bicyclists used more oil on their chains than they “saved” with their protest.
via OTB

A Word on Beer

Greetings, I’m R, and I’ll be your host tonight. Kate asked me to keep you entertained while she’s in the custody of liberating democrary-bringers from the South or something.
But I disgress…
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Being a proud member of Old Europe, I feel a tad strongly about the quality of beer. One of the greatest advantages of Old Europe is that something worth being called beer actually exists. While not new to the concept of piss in bottles (mostly originating from Belgium, Mexico or Japan), I was totally unprepared for this.
I mean, really. It was… indescribable. I’d rather scour my mouth with a used toilet brush from a heavily frequented public toilet in the South of France than ever having to drink any Canadian beer (did I just call this crap beer? Sorry for the confusion…) again.
So that’s it for today. I’ll think I’ll just grab a bottle of Bier and enjoy the show.
Laterz, dahlins…

Weinreb on Chaoulli

Arthur Weinreb has a blistering editorial on the health care system of the Great White North in today’s Canada Free Press.
Supreme Court said what politicians won’t say

[…] In the decision of Chaoulli v. Quebec (Attorney General) that was handed down on Thursday by the Supreme Court of Canada, the court found that Quebec laws that prohibit the purchase of insurance to cover private medical treatment violated the Quebec Charter and the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
The majority of the court found that waiting times in the public system violated the Quebec Charter of Rights. While it was not necessary to decide, three of the justices found that the Quebec law violates section 7 of the Canadian Charter of Rights that guarantees the right to life, liberty and security of the person. The court held that delays in the public health system led to prolonged pain and suffering, deteriorating medical conditions and in some cases, death. In coming to this conclusion in what will inevitably be to the dismay of those on the political left, the Supreme Court followed its 1998 decision in R. v. Morgentaler that held that delays encountered by women seeking abortions breached section 7 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
The interesting aspect of the Chaoulli decision, and the one that most deviated from what politicians of all political parties have been spewing for years was the finding that this breach of a charter right was not reasonable. The court found that while the preservation of a publicly funded health care system was a substantive and legitimate government objective, the outright ban on private health care insurance had no rational connection to saving the public system and went further than was necessary to meet that objective. In the majority�s opinion, the government of Quebec failed to show that allowing Quebeckers to purchase insurance for private health care would destroy Canada�s public health care system. In reaching this conclusion the court examined other countries in the OECD such as Sweden and the U.K. that have strong public health care systems despite allowing private parallel health care services.
This finding is at odds with what the politicians have been saying for years; that not only will allowing private medical services destroy our health care system; it will destroy Canada as we know it. The entire fabric of our society will disappear. We are constantly being told that our health care system is what defines us as a country. Allow someone to actually pay for what is now a public service and we will be no different than the United States.
[…]
The Supreme Court of Canada was right � the public system as we know it will not end. But hopefully Chaoulli will mark the beginning of the end to all the political spin where the reality of the existence private medical care is denied. Perhaps it will also mark an end to this notion that it is better to allow people to suffer and die than it is to allow them to have access to private treatment.

Of course, allowing those with the means to escape the socialist system to do so creates inequality. There are a not insubstantial number of people who would indeed prefer that outcome.
crossposted to OTB

No Relief For Canucks

As you read this, your government representatives are busily trying to push through debt relief for poorer nations at the G8 conference. In the meantime, retailers like Sears Canada continue to nail the poorer members of our nation with 23.15% (and higher) interest rates on their borrowing.

That’s kind of a double insult. You’re so heavily taxed that you have to put that new refrigerator on your credit card, and in the meantime your taxes are being given away to someone in another country. Oh, and the monster Annual Percentage Rates on your credit cards are just icing on the cake.

Whatever happened to charity beginning at home?

(Not that I want the government to start regulating credit card rates, it’s just hard not to notice how little the Libs care for the plight of the poor they have helped create in their own country.)

Death Threats?

Michael Coren says he’s been receiving death threats:

I receive death threats and abuse on a regular basis. My address and phone number have been placed on the Internet by gay militants and people told to harass and assault me. Jokes were made when my father died, insults made about my family.
I have been told by editors and publishers that I will never work as a writer in various places because I defend marriage. But I will not react in kind and I will not surrender. I do, however, want people to know that there is hatred at work.

As a staunch advocate of gay marriage, I am upset at the notion that Coren would be threatened for his views. He’s entitled to express them, just as we on the other side of the fence are allowed express our views.

So much for ‘tolerance’.

Grewaling, Grewaling, Gone?

Buy it if you can, deport it if you can’t:

OTTAWA (AFP) – Three weeks after implicating Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin’s chief of staff and a senior member of his cabinet in an alleged vote-buying scandal, an opposition lawmaker is now facing possible deportation.

Immigration officials refused to divulge Friday whether they are investigating Conservative MP Gurmant Grewal for allegedly faking a business transaction to fulfill his obligations as an investor immigrant when he moved to Canada from Liberia in Western Africa in 1991.

But spokesperson Greg Scott said: “If there is evidence that somebody obtained their citizenship through fraudulent grounds, false representation, knowingly concealing material circumstances, it is something the department takes very seriously.” — Yahoo News

No further comment necessary.

Going Down Down Down

I’m going down down down down
I’m going down down down down
I’m going down down down down
I don’t know when I’m comming up
I’m Going Down by Gorky Park

The other song choice to open this post was Free Falling by Tom Petty. Whatever. All I can say is that this is a helluva thing to wake up to:

The Conservative Party has lost more support, a new poll has found — and that can be tied to a popularity drop for its leader Stephen Harper.

Nationally, the numbers break out like this (the May 8 figure is in brackets):

  • Liberals: 34 per cent (27), +7
  • Conservatives: 26 per cent (31), -5
  • NDP: 19 per cent (20), -1
  • Greens: Nine per cent (7), +2
  • Bloc Quebecois: 13 per cent (14), -1

Stephen Harper was viewed favourably by 50 per cent of respondents on May 8. In the June 9 poll, that dropped to 40 per cent — a 10-point decline. — CTV

While I’m admittedly a Green Party supporter, I find the willingness of the public to shift away from the CPC distressing. This doesn’t bode well for any other party that is hoping to present an honest alternative to the Libs, either.

These numbers mean that it would be suicide to take the government out next week and we’re stuck with a bunch of thieves looting the treasury for another six months to a year, at least.

I’m bummed out. It’s time for coffee.

Won’t You Be My Carbuncle?

I am anxiously awaiting the day when Alan, the Supreme Carbuncle himself, releases the entire Carbuncle’s Lexicon in book form. That’s some quality CanCon that I’d ante up for in a heartbeat.

It’s just a shame that he hasn’t rounded them all up into a single post for easy viewing. (hint! hint!)

Mea-culpa update

Commenter P-Air, who has much better reading comprehension skills than yours truly, pointed out the The Lexicon is already available in its own spot. Man, do I ever feel silly now.

What About the Victims?

Isn’t this just lovely:

Reviled by many, defended by few, Canada’s most notorious female inmate won’t even be greeted by her family when she is released in less than a month. But CTV News has learned Karla Homolka does have some support in high places.

Homolka made her first public appearance in more than a decade last week at a court hearing in Joliette, Que. After two days of testimony, a Quebec judge imposed restrictions on Homolka’s movements for a year after her release from prison.

Liberal Senator Michel Biron, 71, was present in the Joliette, Que. courthouse last week. He sat beside Homolka’s lawyer during the hearing in a show of support for the convicted killer.

According to witnesses, Biron exchanged a slight smile with Homolka.

It’s a shame that there were no Senators sitting with the French, Mahaffy, and Doe families to speak out in favour of protecting their constitutional rights. You know, the right to not be drugged, raped, sodomized, beaten, and then murdered. But I guess that’s not as important as making sure that the people who do these things don’t get their widdle feelings hurt.

Ah, whatever. I’ve been following the coffee house conversations about Ms. Teale (what Homolka calls herself now), and the truth is that she’s a goner. There are enough people willing to cross the line and apply a little ‘retroactive justice’ that I don’t expect her to last a year before somebody plants her head first in some farmer’s field.

Grewal Tapes Get Clean Bill of Health

This is for MikeP who asked for a post on the latest status of the Grewal tapes. This CPC press release oughta take some wind out of the Libranos’ sails:

Jason Kenney, MP
Opposition Deputy House Leader
Calgary Southeast

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
June 9, 2005

News Release

Original Murphy/Dosanjh recordings clean and unaltered: expert

OTTAWA � Conservative Deputy House Leader Jason Kenney today released a letter to Conservative Leader Stephen Harper from Randy Dash, Senior Editor and Manager of Operations of dMAX Media in Ottawa. The letter summarizes Mr. Dash�s analysis of copies of original recordings supplied by Conservative MP Gurmant Grewal.

“Mr. Dash’s analysis of the recordings shows that they are clean and unaltered,” Kenney said. “These recordings speak for themselves. Now, it’s time for Paul Martin, Ujjal Dosanjh and Tim Murphy to begin answering the questions about their involvement in offering rewards to members of parliament in exchange for their votes. To this day, there has been no information produced by any of these individuals to dispute the facts on these recordings.”

Kenney pointed out that Mr. Dash, a professional audio engineer specializing in post-production work, is the only expert thus far to have examined copies of the original recordings, and invited others to do the same. “There has been a lot of conjecture about the authenticity of the recordings,” Kenney said. “None of this speculation is based upon fact, and would indicate that those speculating have not taken the time to listen to or examine the entire recordings, which are publicly available.”

Discussion?

Go West, Young Man

I tell ya, poor Stephen Harper has got to be feeling like a Hitler pinata at a barmitzvah these days. He has been taking beatings from just about everyone, even those who have supported him strongly in the past. Is some of the current mess his fault? Maybe. And maybe not.

Wolfgang Puck is one of the better chefs in the world. However, one of the reasons that Mr. Puck is at where he is at is thanks to his ability to use only the best ingredients. And what ingredients does Stephen Harper have to work with? Randy White. Cheryl Gallant. Stockwell Day. Gurmant Grewel. Peter MacKay.

Blecccccch.

I just can’t see the current situation as being Harper’s fault. I also can’t see him having a snowball’s hope in hell of fixing it, either. So I’m betting that sometime in the next six months we’ll see Harper being pushed out and someone else — most likely MacK(ay) the Knife — taking over the top spot.

And that would be a shame. It’s not often that a man of integrity gets elected to public office. A competent man. A man whose word still means something.

So we’ll take him if the rest of the country doesn’t want him.

By ‘we’ I mean Albertans*. We’ve suffered along under Klein for many years now and we’re overdue for some competent leadership. There’s just no way we could go wrong by trading up from Ralphie to Stevie.

Imagine, a premier who wouldn’t hose down special interest groups with resource money. A premier who really would stand up to Ottawa. A premier with an attention span longer than five seconds who won’t embarrass Albertans by wandering off to a casino in the middle of an imporant conference. A premier who isn’t a gay-bashing socialist pansy**. A premier that doesn’t have an inflamed proboscis that would do your average AA member proud.

Yeah, we’d take Harper in a heartbeat because personal integrity and the ability to get things done still mean something in this part of the country***.

So come home, Steve. Come home. We’ve left a light on for you.

Notes

* As a matter of fact, I am authorized to speak on behalf of all Albertans (thanks for asking).

** Harper has always taken the Libertarian approach to social peccadillos.

*** Stockwell Day is the obvious exception to this rule.

Canada’s First Family

The Khadr family is in the news again. Niiice. Can we at least turf these losers off the welfare rolls, or is that asking too much?

Abdurahman has publicly declared them to be al Qaeda members. His sister has said they all wished for martyrdom. Family members have spoken scornfully of Canadian society, as they receive medical care and welfare payments that keep them in a pleasant apartment in Toronto.
“They’ve dubbed us the First Canadian Terrorist Family,” Omar’s sister Zaynab, 25, said recently in an interview. “I don’t want to be in a place where I’m not wanted. Give me my passport and I will leave.” The Canadian government has impounded their travel documents, pending resolution of their case.

As you’re reading this you can bet that someone has been turned away from a battered women’s shelter or housing program in Toronto today because of a lack of resources. Resources that are instead being spent keeping freakin’ terrorists in a cushy apartment.

I miss the days of mob rule. I really do.

The Toronto Trim

Harper fans, be of good cheer. Sure, your leader is considered unsightly by many. Reclusive, even. No worries! A small surgical procedure can fix all your problems:

Stubbs performs what he calls �the Toronto trim,� a combo procedure that includes a reduction of the inner labia and a slight �unhooding� of the clitoris so the little man in the boat isn�t being quite so reclusive.

Can’t you just see Harper’s poll numbers shooting — up — already? Ontario here we come!

It’s Not All Bad

I’ve been following the various reactions to today’s Supreme Court decision. Mainly what I’m hearing is that ‘it’s the end of health care, yadda yadda yadda.’ Whatever. Everyone is missing the point as usual.

The point is that for the first time in my lifetime there is actually a reason for someone living in Canada to move to Quebec. I don’t think that’s been the case since, um… Since… Confederation.

Hehhh.

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