I’m now poking at the implication that the All Powerful State should have an army of po-faced minions patrolling the nation’s coffee shops, correcting the price of oat milk and other disgusting boutique substances. Regardless of the actual cost to the owner of the coffee shop.
Given my choice of an army of minions, I’d prefer them Poe-faced. Much better grooming. I ask for liveried minions, but I keep getting served fried lunch.