… oh well, so what, CWB staff deserve to have a little fun every now and then just like everybody else, right?
Then I remembered that according to their latest annual report the average salary of these folks is just over $91,000 per year. Then I remembered this chart which shows how I’m getting the worst basis ever for my wheat this year, and this chart which shows how these folks have not been able to beat even the simple average price in the US for malt barley over the last eight years. And then I thought about how stressed out these folks supposedly were last year that they needed a special $1000 bonus….
Would Someone Check What Those Kids Are Up to In The Basement?
Because while the headline “United Kingdom collapses to size of a marble” may be entertaining in the abstract…
The Long Arm Of The Law
Reaching all the way from Beijing;
A 15-year-old refugee from Tibet was taking part in a demonstration at the Chinese consulate on Sixth Avenue Friday, protesting the recent violent crackdown in Lhasa by Chinese soldiers against Tibetan monks. When the boy scaled the consulate’s security fence and unfurled a banner reading “Save Tibet,” Chinese officials emerged from the building and apprehended the youth.
The minor — who refuses to speak publicly or reveal his identity, fearing for the safety of family members in Tibet — claims he was manhandled by Chinese officials and subjected to harassment, said Tashi Phuntsok, president of the Tibetan Community of Alberta, who spoke with the youth following the incident.
“He felt quite strongly threatened and helpless,” Mr. Phuntsok said. The boy was confined to the consulate’s basement where he was physically restrained, according to the spokesman. “They blew smoke in his face, and he was ordered to sign a letter apologizing . . .they handcuffed him and twisted his hands . . .they tore apart his pants.” Mr. Phuntsok said Chinese officials pointed to the youth’s pro-Tibet T-shirt and reportedly told him “If you wore that in Tibet you would be shot and killed.”
[…]
Canadian law allows citizens to make arrests for trespassing or mischief, provided the suspect is surrendered to peace officers “as soon as reasonably practicable,” Mr. Jenuth said, meaning Chinese officials would have been obliged to notify police immediately following the arrest.
Two other defense lawyers contacted by the National Post said they would have expected an incident in a downtown location, involving diplomatic representatives, to have drawn officers, once dispatched, to the scene much sooner than 45 minutes. Mr. Balerud said he could not confirm when, or if, a call came in from the consulate. Mr. Phuntsok said protesters notified the police.
I’m surprised this incident hasn’t received more media attention. Chinese officials seizing and detaining dissidents is big news when it happens in Tibet, but not in Calgary?
This IS Your Great Grandfather’s NDP
From the March 18th sitting of the Saskatchewan Legislative Assembly:
Mr. (Darcy) Furber: — “It’s important not only to the people of Prince Albert and the North, but to all of Saskatchewan. My question to the Minister of Energy and Resources: with their government’s embarrassment of riches, what has he done, and more importantly, what has the member from Prince Albert Carlton done to ensure that there’s any money in tomorrow’s budget to make sure that pulp mill reopens?”
Darcy Furber is the NDP Opposition Forestry Critic…
The question was scripted by the same NDP brain trust that brought you the Premier’s driving scandal.
Only in Saskatchewan can this kind of remark from the NDP go virtually unnoticed. I suppose it’s understandable from a lunatic left NDP supporter, but from an actual 21st century Opposition critic in the leg?
Who ever said the old style 1930’s NDP/CCF rhetoric “money is evil” was dead?
Lloydian Slip

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Fry Willy
Gabriel Thomas Mondragon, 29 years old, who recently arrived from New Mexico, explained to Sheriff’s Deputies that in an attempt to make the people on Orcas “suffer just like the whales and trees”, he attempted to use a tree limbing saw -on a metal pole- to cut through a 69,000 volt power line. […] Being well informed on the power of high voltage power lines, Mondragon cleverly put on several pair of latex dishwashing gloves to isolate him from electrocution, and proceeded to touch saw to power line.
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“Grow up and don’t be such a weenie”
I suppose the Supreme Court will have to translate that to the appropriately dignified legalese, but I trust that will be the gist of their decision after hearing this case today:
The Supreme Court of Canada Tuesday reserved judgment on the case of a Windsor man suing Culligan of Canada for the mental distress he endured after finding a dead fly in his bottled water.
The traumatized weenie didn’t even drink the water, he just saw the terrifying image in the bottle. Just seeing the fly shattered this fragile soul sufficiently that it changed his personality and killed his sex life.
Or if they insist on awarding him something, perhaps he should be given the full collection of The Fly horror films and forced to watch them as therapy.

“But if he’ll screw over his own family, what do you think he’ll do to you?”
“I can no more disown [Rev. Jeremiah Wright] than I can my white grandmother–a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who I am nonetheless willing to drag through the mud and onto the world stage to denounce as a racist, if it serves my ambition and helps salvage my campaign.“
Tony Blair’s Britain
Where the foxes caper unmolested, the government packs your school lunch, and the children are their future!
Primary school children should be eligible for the DNA database if they exhibit behaviour indicating they may become criminals in later life, according to Britain’s most senior police forensics expert.
Gary Pugh, director of forensic sciences at Scotland Yard and the new DNA spokesman for the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo), said a debate was needed on how far Britain should go in identifying potential offenders, given that some experts believe it is possible to identify future offending traits in children as young as five.
‘If we have a primary means of identifying people before they offend, then in the long-term the benefits of targeting younger people are extremely large,’ said Pugh. ‘You could argue the younger the better. Criminologists say some people will grow out of crime; others won’t. We have to find who are possibly going to be the biggest threat to society.’
Hallelujah
Obama’s tortured tapdance around his 20 year association with the “Religious Wright” looks to be over.
I have already condemned, in unequivocal terms, the statements of Reverend Wright that have caused such controversy. For some, nagging questions remain. Did I know him to be an occasionally fierce critic of American domestic and foreign policy? Of course. Did I ever hear him make remarks that could be considered controversial while I sat in church? Yes. Did I strongly disagree with many of his political views? Absolutely – just as I’m sure many of you have heard remarks from your pastors, priests, or rabbis with which you strongly disagreed.
But the remarks that have caused this recent firestorm weren’t simply controversial. They weren’t simply a religious leader’s effort to speak out against perceived injustice. Instead, they expressed a profoundly distorted view of this country – a view that sees white racism as endemic, and that elevates what is wrong with America above all that we know is right with America; a view that sees the conflicts in the Middle East as rooted primarily in the actions of stalwart allies like Israel, instead of emanating from the perverse and hateful ideologies of radical Islam.
As such, Reverend Wright’s comments were not only wrong but divisive, divisive at a time when we need unity; racially charged at a time when we need to come together to solve a set of monumental problems – two wars, a terrorist threat, a falling economy, a chronic health care crisis and potentially devastating climate change; problems that are neither black or white or Latino or Asian, but rather problems that confront us all.
But hold on!
I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother – a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.
Well, so long as he isn’t Mormon.
Back in January, Kyle-Anne Shiver examined this relationship in the context of another – “the legendary amoral guru of left wing activism, Saul Alinksy”;
The agitator’s job, according to Alinsky, is first to bring folks to the “realization” that they are indeed miserable, that their misery is the fault of unresponsive governments or greedy corporations, then help them to bond together to demand what they deserve, and to make such an almighty stink that the dastardly governments and corporations will see imminent “self-interest” in granting whatever it is that will cause the harassment to cease.
In these methods, euphemistically labeled “community organizing,” Obama had a four-year education, which he often says was the best education he ever got anywhere.
[…]
When Obama first undertook his agitating work in Chicago’s South Side poor neighborhoods, he was un-churched. Yet his office was in a Church and most of the folks he needed to agitate and organize were Church people — pastors and congregants — who took their churches and their church-going very seriously. So, this became a problem for the young agnostic, who had been exposed to very little religion in his life. Again and again, he was asked by pastors and church ladies, “Where do you go to Church, young man?” It was a question he dodged for a while, but finally he relented and joined a church.
[…]
But Obama isn’t starry-eyed when it comes to protecting himself from the possibility of bad press regarding his church affiliation. When he was preparing to announce his campaign for the Presidency in February, he called his minister, Reverend Wright, the night before and disinvited him to stand on the podium in front of all the cameras. Rather than face questions, he simply eliminated the target, a perfect Alinsky action meant to forestall an enemy reaction.
So, he’s shuffled from “he doesn’t exist” to “I didn’t hear him” to “I didn’t agree” to “my white grandmother was racist, too, and look how I turned out”.
Perhaps Obama doesn’t two-step so much as he slithers.
What’s The Opposite Of “Islamophobia”?
More on this broad strata “faith hate” incident;
Canon Michael Ainsworth, 57, was kicked and punched in the head as one of the attackers screamed “f***ing priest”.
He was left lying on the ground with deep cuts, bruising and two black eyes.
The attack took place in the early evening after Canon Ainsworth politely asked three Asian youths who had gathered in the churchyard to quieten down.
Another group of youths intervened to protect him and they helped him into the rectory as the attackers fled.
The incident happened outside St George-in-the-East Church in Wapping, East London.
It has regularly had windows smashed by youths – who on one occasion shouted: “This should not be a church, this should be a mosque.”
Police. In our streets. With guns.
The Canadian Press is not making this up;
Within the diverse crowd of different ethnicities and ages was father and son Kevin Barrett and six-year-old Caleb, who had to be convinced that nothing was wrong, even though a phalanx of police officers stood by ominously looking like they were ready to pounce.
Oh, that left wing media.
This Is Not Imaginary Craziness
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Watching Christie Clark’s Performance On CTV
One wonders if Mark Marrison* is still owed money.
By-Election Day
Open thread for predictions, discussion and results of the four federal by-elections being held today.
Pithy analysis in the comments – “If Dion loses 2 out the 4, Harper could introduce a confidence motion into the House instructing John Baird to go to Stornaway and beat Dion’s dog to death with the bumper of a Hummer and Dion’s only response before abstaining would be to politely ask them not to get the carpet bloody.”
Follow the returns at Blogging Tories.
Update Bob Rae gives tearful victory speech … Stephane Dion trampled by the crowd.
More pithy analysis!
Win or lose in Quadra, looks like the Conservatives picked up about 20 points.
20
points
in a
liberal
stronghold.
(in the purported heartland of “Cadscam”)
And of course, we extend a big thank you to the Dion braintrust, Joan Beatty and the Orchard Davidians for delivering a Conservative victory in DMCR! With 7 polls remaining and a 1500+ vote lead, CTV continues to keep “a close eye on this riding”…
More reluctant media…
“With 160/182 polls in and a 16% spread…CPAC’s schumcky anchor refuses to call the race for the Conservative. The ditz on CityTV in Toronto said “This is shocking…the Liberals aren’t winning in Saskatchewan.” (without irony). There’s red tears running on the tube tonight, and the bias is sickening.”
Dragging Miss Lucy
… out from under the bed;
Thanks to everyone who’s written letters to the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal requesting that the March 25th hearing into the activities of the CHRC’s “human rights investigators” not be held in camera – ie, in secret. On Monday, counsel will file a motion requiring that Charlie Gillis, yours truly and other Maclean’s staff be admitted to cover the proceedings on the grounds that the Canadian Human Rights Commission and Tribunal are subject to the same rules of openness as any other Canadian court.
This gets to the heart of the issue: Is the secretive, self-protective “human rights” apparatus part of the Canadian legal system and its Common Law inheritance? Or is it, in fact, above the law, and a law unto itself?
More.
The Canadiano Bama Corporation
Pauline [Couture]: Oh my God, he’s so dreamy. I wish I had an Obama.
Sarah [Albertson]: *sigh*
Pauline [Couture]: Politics is so much more inclusive when we can just chant and feel swoony. Yes we can!
Sarah [Albertson]: Yes we can!
Pauline [Couture]: Why can’t we have swoony politicians?
Sarah [Albertson]: Stephen Harper is a meany.
Nik [Nanos]: Harper is part of a sinister Republican plot to make everyone hate each other so they’d vote for George W. McChimpyhitler . If we can find a way get rid of conservatives, everyone left over would think alike, and pollsters could be objective about politics again.
Don Peat Runs Out Of News
Caught between a blank page and a deadline…
Hey, Don… what about a five part series… on non-existent grenades, lasers, or hey… photon torpedoes?
