Scratch A Leftist
But yes, I do look over my shoulder. Wouldn’t you?
O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
More Pavilions At Folkfest
Those aren't radiation pills. Those are Candies of Multiculturalism. #TasteTheRainbow https://t.co/EYRLhvYhpK
— Katewerk (@katewerk) April 29, 2016
It’s Probably Nothing
Two of the three largest oil rig operators and frackers are considering pulling back from the North American market as losses mount.
Schlumberger Ltd. — after posting its first North American operating loss since at least the turn of the century, according to Barclays Plc — is evaluating whether it’s worth temporarily shuttering its business in the region. Baker Hughes Inc. said Wednesday it has decided to limit its exposure to unprofitable onshore fracking work in North America because of the “unsustainable pricing.”
It’s the first time in at least a decade that those companies and Halliburton Co., the big 3 in oil services, all lost money in the region during the first three months of the year, according to Bloomberg Intelligence.
It’s ok. Venezuela could never happen here.
Those Moderate Muslims!
Here, Tell These People Something They Don’t Know About Me
This is my third Trump event to witness in person (many more on TV) and it strikes me that they are becoming “happenings” for Middle America. They are unlike political events I have seen before. The most similar I have seen were rallies I attended for Bobby Kennedy years ago.
Related: America First
Oh, Shiny Prime Minister! — Caption Contest
Results! (And my apologies for the delay in announcing the winners.) So, without further ado…
Honourable Mention
richfisher — “Pony to Phony”
1st Runner Up
Snagglepuss — “Hey, what say we whip out our F-18’s and compare?”
And the Grand Prize of a Free Book goes to Clifford!

“Is that the Keystone Pipeline in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Send me an email, Clifford and we’ll set you up with a book.
Reader Tips
In a Prince tribute, Chris Stapleton performs Nothing Compares To You. Tips open.
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Oh, Shiny Prime Minister!
Because in the Sunny Ways part of the Charter of Rights, the government can tell you to turn off your phone & camera https://t.co/1exFVHrYfm
— Ezra Levant (@ezralevant) April 28, 2016
Beepocalypse Now
Honeybee populations across Canada are at record levels and honeybee populations are not declining, said Hoover.
“We do, in fact, have more honeybee colonies in Canada than we have ever had before,” she said at the canola Science-O-Rama event here earlier this month.
This Is My Brother Mohammed, And This Is My Other Brother Mohammed
Prince Muhammad Bin Salman, 30, the deputy crown prince of Saudi Arabia laid out his vision [to] get Saudi Arabia off its oil dependence in only 4 years…
Renegade Regulator
The Ruling was a lemon. So let’s make lemonade.
Bill’s Wife
“The only card she has is the woman’s card. She’s got nothing else going and frankly if Hillary Clinton were a man i don’t think she would get 5% of the vote. The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card and the beautiful thing is women don’t like her OK?”
This Is Not Your Grandma’s Humane Society
This is really big.
Earls is the first chain in North America to source all its beef from Certified Humane® farms https://t.co/nmRRucN4Zg— Earls Restaurants (@earlsrestaurant) April 27, 2016
What’s The Opposite of Diversity?
Language advisory.
Bonus: take down from Steven Crowder.
Via Campus Reform.
Reader Tips
Tonight’s tips thread is dedicated to our Hillary lovin’ readers: How To Move To Canada (If Trump Becomes President)
OK, reader.
What the Heck are “Critical Thinking Skills” Anyway???
“But, as are with most things in academia, their championing of “critical thinking” is not merely an intellectually-void, navel-gazing, masturbation exercise to falsely validate handing out worthless doctorates and self-importance in a field that provides no value to society. It is to provide them authority over the rest of society. And it is here their nefarious and malicious intent is exposed.”
Go East, Young Cattleman
A special tax that will primarily affect livestock producers in Lethbridge County was passed April 21 by the county’s council.
Producers will pay $3 per animal unit in 2016, while farmland owners will also be subject to an additional tax, all of which is expected to raise $2.6 million this year for road and bridge repairs.
h/t Gagnon

