Is there nothing, is there nothing that Obama can’t do?

Do You Tink It’s Izzy To Be An Intellectual?
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Looks like The Mole got a promotion!
Clickety, Click, Click$ !
Steve Janke provides the instructions;
Now look at the search results page served up when I type “stephane dion”:
stephane-dion-search
Now look to the right. The top bid for the search term “stephane dion” is JackLayton.ca, which redirects to the main NDP website.
Very clever. Not only is the NDP ignoring Stephane Dion and the Liberals on the campaign trail, the NDP is outbidding the Liberals on keyword search bids, bringing people looking for information on “stephane dion” to their website.
Look, this won’t win the election. But owning your own search terms is considered pretty important in this field. Letting your competitors grab traffic that was heading for your site based on a search of your own product’s name is the sort of thing that makes people in this business snicker.
Update: And those rotten Dippers are grabbing Conservative traffic too! Type in “stephen harper” and there is JackLayton.ca in the sponsored links. Clever little Dippers.
Well, yes and no. Robert Jago, via email;
I checked my adwords account, those keywords have a minimum bid of $12.00. So every time you click on an NDP ad, Google bills the dippers $10.
It’s classic NDP level stupid.
Calling the SDA Nation – got an hour to kill? With just a few dozen click$ of your mouse, you can help make Jack’s ad go horribly wrong!

Update – SDA today, MSM tomorrow. SDA gets results!
Conservative Web Presence Still Riddled With Childish Shots
The media are falling all over themselves in faux outrage over a cartoon puffin shown crapping on Stephane Dion’s shoulder at the Conservative party website notaleader.ca. It’s been yanked, with some lame excuse about an overzealous web designer.
You know, we tried to warn you idiots.
The Conservative official said the type of voter targeted by notaleader.ca at tends to be someone between 18 and 30, who has not yet developed a loyalty to one political brand or another.
“They are anti-establishment, libertarian, web- and tech-savvy, and politically incorrect,” said the Conservative adviser. “We set out to build a website that appeals to them.”
Just more evidence that…
There exists a persistent misconception inside political/media circles that the political interweb is the domain of “tech savvy twenty-somethings”. The Conservative’s website has, in all likelihood, been influenced by this ridiculous assumption and that means it’s time to fire some of the high-priced help. If your web people haven’t even a remedial understanding of their audience demographic, they have no business being involved in your communications strategy.
Hello? Is anyone out there listening? Your web designers and your web audience are two different demographics. Just because the guys behind the scenes writing code are in their twenties, does not mean that the people searching for political content are.
Update: Good point. Flash? The web designers aren’t even good at the tech side.
You Could See This Coming From A Mile Off
And I’m kicking myself for not putting my prediction to a post a few days ago, when I mentioned it to someone privately.
Sarah Palin – “extremist”.
When Joe Biden channels Warren Kinsella, you know how badly she has them rattled.
Will Biden join the host of growing pile of bodies under Obama’s bus? More conjecture here!
Related – The McCain-Palin campaign has already bagged and field-dressed two network “anchors”. Who cares if they’re endangered!
Ascending The Cross
Is there nothing that Obama can’t do?
Today on CNN’s Situation Room … Donna Brazile tried to cement the image of The Messiah, and actually compared Barack Obama to Jesus Christ (the community organizer) and Sarah Palin to Pontius Pilate (the Governor).
But charges of “liberal media bias” are nothing more than the product of fevered neanderthal imaginations!
Game On
Open thread for your election comments and links.
It’s A Big Tank Of Water Where Your Chevy Can Show Off Her New Bikini
Collective Salvation
Is there nothing that Obama can’t do?
I Can’t Believe Nobody Gets This
Palin wasn’t chosen to pick off disgruntled Hillary supporters (though she will to a degree).
She was chosen to pick off Democratic, blue collar men.
Think, people, think.
EBD, in the comments;
We’ve been subject to a widely-accepted, culturally-promoted conceit that a woman can perfectly assemble the perfect woman if she buys the right products and acts a certain way and expresses the right political viewpoints, but the truth his that this assembled product is in fact BY (some) women and FOR (some) women, with men folded vaguely somewhere into the equation; the gals go off into another room and make themselves over, and then they come out and a room-full of women shriek and gasp and applaud, and the gynergy just absolutely threatens to blow the roof off, but meanwhile the guys are going “Meh. Nuhhh, well, uhh, neh…but you go, girl,” or perhaps they duly acquiesce and nod, accepting their role as as helpful fodder for the cause that ain’t theirs.
But then, there’s actually the matter of what men like, as opposed to what they want. It seems to me, in my experience, that a lot of women seem to have no sense of what men actually appreciate in women, and that this misunderstanding is based on a specifically-promoted view that suits women on the left.
A couple of years ago I was watching the Canadian women’s hockey team in a public…house, and I remember how the women in the room were surprised by the barking intensity of cheering coming from the men. It made perfect sense to the guys, of course; when we’re watching, say, NHL hockey, what gets us riled up is when a Glenn Anderson creases the scalp of some board-smashing goon who thought he had #9 lined up, but the canny fisherman’s son slip-slides past Mongo and drives to the net with the puck. Well, that pleasure is doubled when you see a big handsome Canadian gal, with her family name right there on her jersey, fighting her way out of the corner with the puck — it just makes the monkey-brain bonus-light flash a little more frantically.
It’s a different and far more deeply-rotted kind of “you go girl!” than when some putative feminist is savaging a strong woman like Sarah Palin — or Kate — with the assumed support of other women, and on behalf of some putatively oppressed sisteren-en.
When a woman steps forward and faces down Moloch on everyone’s behalf it’s actually more inspiring –*to men* — than if some suit-guy is doing it.
Palin More Popular Than Obama
Rasmussen.
Plus – McCain TV Ratings Beat Obama in Preliminary Numbers.
Related: Evacuation plans at Democratic Underground (language advisory)…
“As my wife and I discussed today, if McCain and Palin win this
election, we are going to have to consider getting out of this country…”
Country First
The best campaign slogan I’ve ever seen for a Presidential campaign – especially when you consider that his opponent has wrapped himself in a logo based on the first letter of his own name.
Open for your responses and comments on the McCain speech.
A Community
Organized.
Is there nothing that Obama can’t do?
I Believe America May Have Met Her Next Vice-President
Comments open for your reactions while we wait for the Palin speech to come up on Youtube. (bumped)
Video here and text.
(Plus a transcript of Rudy Giuliani’s great barnburner here).
They love her in Hillary Land
“I love, love, love this!! We are going to kick Obama’s butt all the way back to Kenya!!!!!!” …
Yeah. It’s really easy to see now what they were so afraid of. I have to watch that again…..if no other reason but to catch that joke about the greek columns again.
It’s midnight on the east coast and SDA has just registered 900 Sitemeter visits in the last hour. That’s how big this story is.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid just called her “shrill”. That’ll win the women back!
And is CNN rattled? You be the judge…. “McCain Wins Democratic Nomination”

(thanks to Paul C.)
Now we know why they pay Keith Olbermann the big bucks – “People who like this sort of thing will find this… the sort of thing they like.”
Motion To Suppress
Is there nothing that Obama can’t do?
Obama campaign lawyer Robert Bauer has warned station managers, suggesting their broadcast license might be at risk: “Your station is committed to operating in the public interest, an objective that cannot be satisfied by accepting for compensation material of such malicious falsity.”
h/t Stephen P.
A New Entry in the SDA Dictionary
left•og•y•ny [left-oj-uh-nee] – noun; hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women who are seen as straying from the current liberal doctrine. This is a mental disorder held by most left-wing men and women who feel that women are betraying their gender by exhibiting signs of conservatism. i.e. Christian, family oriented, Republican, NRA member, pro-life (see Alaska governor, Sarah Palin)
Update (by Kate)…
Palinize – “to slander and caricature a working-class female public figure for the noble advancement of liberalism.”
The former Democrat VP nominee is endorsing the Republican candidate for President
That’s your headline all you Obamedia journalists. It is not really all that difficult to grasp. Just think about it this way. Pretend that the former GOP Vice Presidential nominee was speaking at the DNC and endorsing Barack Obama and cover it that way.
Happy Labour Day
It’s the day we play “uterus politics”!
Apparently, since the left can’t really go after Palin on her experience (Obama has equal or less, and he’s running for the TOP job, not the bottom) or her record, which seems very appealing to a reform-minded electorate, the left has settled on the uterine comings-and-goings of not just Sarah Palin but of one of her “witchy-named” daughters, too.
Yes, the washerwomen are whispering and what they’re whispering is imaginative: According to them, Little Trig, (aka “that seriously disabled” Down Syndrome Baby that should have been aborted) whom Palin seems to have taken to the office and breastfed is not Palin’s son but her grandson. One of her daughters, you see, is the actual mother, and oh yes…some of these whisperers even suggest that the baby has an extra chromosome because of…wait for it…incest.
I trust you ladies out there in progressive land are taking notes?
Women being bashed for their right to choose having a family and a career with the support of their spouse.
Women being called sluts, bimbos and brood mares.
Women having their appearance dissected and witchhunts for compromising photos.
Innocent young girls being slandered with rumors & innuendos.
Via Maxed Out Mama – “This stuff really, really convinces women that Democrats are for women:”
Some of us have been pointing this out for a while, you know.
Is There Nothing
That Obama Can’t Do? – The Website!
Scratch Alan Colmes
And you’ll find a man whose mother drank while she was pregnant.

