Neil, is there anywhere you can safely park your Chevy Bolt without worrying it will start a fire?
h/t Raymond
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Tim Hortons have one of the charging stations up against the building.
I imagine that will either be moved or covered if they are worried that their building catches fire from a charging vehicle.
Another liability should it catches the building and other vehicles on fire.
Yeah, that’d be a shame.
Any charging stations in the US capital? I kid, I kid.
I hear Liberal Party headquarters has accessible charging stations.
Tesla IEDs?
Walk 50 feet! That’s UnAmerican! lol…
your gubmint has charging stations at Batoche . i asked if they had ever seen one used. the staff said no. same answer at Battleford though that would be in range .
Hell, Michigan comes to mind, but yes, the senate building underground parking would be a marvelous choice.
Good thing all these Tonka Toy cars look the same.
Time for some subtle rebadging so owners can park their combustible chariots anywhere they wish.
As you park your Lightning Bolt under the State Legislature…”No sir,this is no Chevy Volt..this is the wrath of God.”
Batteries? What batteries?
Is there a programme for making these Chevy Volts reliable?
What does a man have to tweak to get combustion every time,on schedule?
Will Son’s of the Desert Pedophile get an insurance discount for buying them?
Kinda gives me a hankerin’ for a Pinto. Those were nice cars, but the Karens put the kibosh on them, too…is there anything at all that they won’t try to ban?
50ft = 6 parking stalls at 8-9ft ave. width. No other cars or structure, or anything! 6-parking stalls from you!? You have to park like the Porsche owner who doesn’t want some yahoo denting his door … so you park in the farthest empty corner of the parking lot?
Hahahahahaha … D’ya remember when Obama bailed out the Autoworkers UNION, err GM … and then installed a WOMAN CEO who proudly announced that Government Motors was going “green” and was fast-tracking both a hybrid and an e-car? Yeayyyy … everyone cheered! No more dirty fossil fuel cars!! Hahahaha ha ha ha … this is ALL on Obama and his land of Unicorns and Rainbows. The only thing missing is a “self-driving” Chevy Bolt crashing and incinerating some teenage driver.
“I really wanted to reduce my carbon footprint and do good for the world. I felt like electric cars is kind of the direction that the world is going. And I wanted to show people in my circle that, you know, it’s here and we can do it. And it’s a practical thing and you can make it work just like I did.
So I traded it in my trusty 2013 Honda Fit, that I paid off and got a used 2017 Bolt for a good price. And it just, all the numbers lined up, it lined up with my values as far as, you know, environmental protection. So that was really what motivated me to buy it. And it has turned out to be none of the things I thought I was getting when I bought it.”
Cue Nelson Muntz.
“It tastes like burning” – Ralph
Unsafe at any feed.
Government Motors Roulette.
There is a business opportunity there,
we could offer to drive – in our safe gasoline burning cars – electric car owners to their cars that are parked several miles away from their home, place of work, shopping mall etc , and drive them back from their cars to their homes, etc
we could charge just a tad less than Uber ( to be competitive) and call ourselves something cool and funny that has to do with saving and protecting the planet from environmentalists!
Tim Hortons have one of the charging stations up against the building.
I imagine that will either be moved or covered if they are worried that their building catches fire from a charging vehicle.
Another liability should it catches the building and other vehicles on fire.
Yeah, that’d be a shame.
Any charging stations in the US capital? I kid, I kid.
I hear Liberal Party headquarters has accessible charging stations.
Tesla IEDs?
Walk 50 feet! That’s UnAmerican! lol…
your gubmint has charging stations at Batoche . i asked if they had ever seen one used. the staff said no. same answer at Battleford though that would be in range .
Hell, Michigan comes to mind, but yes, the senate building underground parking would be a marvelous choice.
Good thing all these Tonka Toy cars look the same.
Time for some subtle rebadging so owners can park their combustible chariots anywhere they wish.
As you park your Lightning Bolt under the State Legislature…”No sir,this is no Chevy Volt..this is the wrath of God.”
Batteries? What batteries?
Is there a programme for making these Chevy Volts reliable?
What does a man have to tweak to get combustion every time,on schedule?
Will Son’s of the Desert Pedophile get an insurance discount for buying them?
Kinda gives me a hankerin’ for a Pinto. Those were nice cars, but the Karens put the kibosh on them, too…is there anything at all that they won’t try to ban?
50ft = 6 parking stalls at 8-9ft ave. width. No other cars or structure, or anything! 6-parking stalls from you!? You have to park like the Porsche owner who doesn’t want some yahoo denting his door … so you park in the farthest empty corner of the parking lot?
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2021/09/16/gm-warns-chevy-bolt-owners-not-to-park-within-50ft-of-anything-you-care-about/
Hahahahahaha … D’ya remember when Obama bailed out the Autoworkers UNION, err GM … and then installed a WOMAN CEO who proudly announced that Government Motors was going “green” and was fast-tracking both a hybrid and an e-car? Yeayyyy … everyone cheered! No more dirty fossil fuel cars!! Hahahaha ha ha ha … this is ALL on Obama and his land of Unicorns and Rainbows. The only thing missing is a “self-driving” Chevy Bolt crashing and incinerating some teenage driver.
“I really wanted to reduce my carbon footprint and do good for the world. I felt like electric cars is kind of the direction that the world is going. And I wanted to show people in my circle that, you know, it’s here and we can do it. And it’s a practical thing and you can make it work just like I did.
So I traded it in my trusty 2013 Honda Fit, that I paid off and got a used 2017 Bolt for a good price. And it just, all the numbers lined up, it lined up with my values as far as, you know, environmental protection. So that was really what motivated me to buy it. And it has turned out to be none of the things I thought I was getting when I bought it.”
Cue Nelson Muntz.
“It tastes like burning” – Ralph
Unsafe at any feed.
Government Motors Roulette.
There is a business opportunity there,
we could offer to drive – in our safe gasoline burning cars – electric car owners to their cars that are parked several miles away from their home, place of work, shopping mall etc , and drive them back from their cars to their homes, etc
we could charge just a tad less than Uber ( to be competitive) and call ourselves something cool and funny that has to do with saving and protecting the planet from environmentalists!
too funny
Go woke, go up in flames.