It’s time to announce the contest winner, but first — the honourable mentions;
“I put carbon tacks on his chair and he sat down!” – Carbon Tacks
“Have You Been Driven by a Ford, Lately?” —Foggytrucker
First runner up goes to Syd B, whose entry was late, but just way too good to throw out.
“Grope and Change”
And the prize winning entry…
“Because it’s 2018, bitch.”
Seb, send me an email and we’ll get a book out to you.
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Caption Contest, closes 12:01am on Monday morning. Winner will get their choice of a free book, from the SDA Free Book Library.
Did he just fart in my general direction?
“You gonna get groped.”
Et, bien sûr, mon français est meilleur que celui de mon frère
“No, Mr. Ford, THIS is how a feminist sits”.
“I swear to heaven Justin, it’s the best I can do.”
“How do I deal with someone I can’t just grope?”
Let me see is this an um or ah moment -oh look at my socks!
Can’t afford to do better ;
A Ford to do better.
What is it with blue suits and brown shoes? Is it a Canadian thing like sandals with socks?
He’s more handsome than the last Premier.
But not as masculine
“Let me mansplain it again for you Justin. You dot your i’s and cross your t’s, but not your legs.”
Why is Justin trying to make himself look smaller?
Trudeau….
“This is not the part I read for! Where’s my agent?”
One of these things does not belong.
One of these things is not like the other….
“You lose the Auto Pact I will beat you with a work sock full of nickels.”
When “Nice nylons ladyboy” is the icebreaker.
The tail aint waggin this Dawg
So, about this #metoo thing, I understand there are more allegations coming foreward.
Where there’s smoke… (how many times have you heard of doing this sort of thing “only once”?).
In all of the #MeToo phenomena, the standard has been “he did this” and once others are emboldened by public claims, the others step forward.
And you thought Trump was a problem.
UN commitment for refugees, this.
Ford: “What’s that smell?”
Trudeau: “I made poopy in my pants.”
Idiot brings a carbon tax to a gun fight!?!
Get a good look, Justin. I’m the only Ford you’ll see for a while without a tariff.
My tie beats your socks. Because it’s 2018.
Less a caption then a serious suggestion. The dear leader should have one of his lackeys hold up a mirror before his picture is taken so that he can see how utterly stupid and vacant he looks.
Why is Doug Ford sitting next to Grope-a-dope?
“Let’s keep this relationship on a professional basis only, you are NOT to approach my wife Karla or my daughters”
“Latest polling is showing I’ve got 7.9 years minimum to MOGA”
Oh, poop! Why didn’t I wear a tie like Ford’s? It matches my socks!
Ford: “Now, Justin, you didn’t break wind just now, did you?”
Juthtin: “Me? Contribute to greenhouse gases?”
You don’t need to cross you legs Justin. I’m not going to grope you.
Somehow I just knew that this was going to be good. I have a sore stomach already and I’m sure there are more to come.
I wonder if” I don t remember any negative interactions ” will work here too??
Duh!
The eyes or eyebrows say”Come on mommy, do something.Save me”
Or is that “Gerald, you set me up”.
This big bully won’t pose for a selfie,with gorgeous me.
Sorry Justin, it’s just a little gas, I just swallowed your canary.
“I’m sorry. If I had known you were running for premier of ONTARIO, I never would have been such a pompous ass.”
Wipe your chin, Justin.
Mister and Miss Canada!
Justin: Anybody wanna grade some really neat socks for a red tie???
Sweet as a girl
Sits like a girl
… it’s a girl
Wait. My bad. It’s a … person.
Trudeau: Anyone wanna trade some really neat socks for a red tie?
Can anyone read the muslim symbols on his socks?
Old timers here will remember an old print ad campaign dating back to the 40’s. It was used for years: “There’s a Ford in your future.”
https://repository.duke.edu/dc/jwtfordmotorads/jwtad010020030
Juthtin: “Ooops! I just broke wind.”
Ford: “That’s the most intelligent comment you’ve made since you were elected as prime minister.”
In Soviet Canada the Ford drives you!
Too soon?
Look at my socks, my socks are amazing. Ignore the smiling man to my left, and look at my socks!! Aren’t they amazing???
I have better Socks…I have better Socks…….Look at my Socks… (Ford).F**k your Carbon Tax & your Socks
Ford tries in vain to teach Trudeau the ‘Trump spread’.
No I’m not going to put my hand up your ass sunshine. That was just a joke.
Once Doug put his hand in there, it came alive.
Doug Ford: “So much winning!”