27 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

    1. Come on man, you’re just not trying.

      There is a group of women on this planet who prefer the company of women – sexually speaking. We call them lesbians. There are men who prefer men – we call them gay. It gets easier from here on in – trust me, I’m a Christian.

      There is a group of men out there who are really women born in the bodies of men. We call them transgendered (men who are transitioning into women). Of course there are also women out there who feel they were born in the wrong body as well, so we’ll call them men, when they convert, but while they’re transitioning we’ll call them NDP.

      Now, just because you are a transgendered man (born in a man’s body but really a woman) doesn’t mean you can’t be a lesbian, once you turn. And there is no reason a transgendered woman can’t be gay. So technically a transgendered man who hasn’t turned and who is a lesbian could hook up with a (born female) lesbian and by looking at their junk you would think it’s a traditional relationship, which it isn’t.

      The only real problem is when a transgendered queer realizes that he/she isn’t queer at all but rather is a lesbian in transition. It becomes a little more complicated if you identify as gender-queer and you are a transgender in transition. In this case you may want to stick to a bi-sexual or better yet a bisexual transgender queer in transition.

      This stuff isn’t rocket science.

      1. So, what’s the arrangement when you’ve got two xe/xer/xits, like what Bruce is doing?

        I think I might have an easier time trying to figure out those dodgy real estate loan investments from a decade ago…..

      3. ‘This stuff isn’t rocket science.’
        –
        I have a simple, physiology, biological, unilateral, psychological question?

        Why do women that claim to be Lesbians, Transgender, or Feminist male haters.
        Always wear men clothes?

        Designers should make 4 inch red high heels for a size 14 inch foot, and orange combat boots for women that has ‘I Love You Mother’ around the top. If you are going into public, wear stuff that clashes and will cause men/ women to take their eyes off of a phone to look at you, and trip over a trash can.

  3. Mensheviks and Bolsheviks beating on each other. Looks good on them.
    What Anna Mac said.

    1. In the strictest, original sense of the words, they are all mensheviks.

      No matter how many letters you attach to LGBTQ+++ to pad out the statistics, you still end up with a teeny-tiny, minority demographic in any society.

  4. Ok let’s get the L out. That leaves GBT and what ever I’ve missed.
    The cops have also been kicked out.
    The conservatives -out.
    Soon everyone will be – out.
    Can’t wait….. ha

  5. If you can’t lick’em, join’em?
    Strap on everybody, this will be a bloody mess….

  6. Does this mean that I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body? After all, I do like females.

    1. I read (can’t remember where) some guy who thought he’d take advantage of ATS (“All That Stuff”) to get a larf out of some girls. He pulled-into a drive-in somewhere; the line-up for the Men’s was nonexistent, the line-up for the Women’s was ~40 people long.

      So he stood at the back of the line for the Women’s. He got several strange looks, and the ladies near him pointed-out “uhhh, you know this is the line for the Women’s can – right?”

      He sighed wistfully and answered “Yeah… guess I picked a really crummy week to come out.” It got the anticipated laugh – nice to know that “normal people” (i.e., cisgendered heteropatriarchal’s, if you’re a guy) see ATS as the nonsense it really is.

      1. That may have been me. I actually did that a few summers ago at the rest stop / fast food place on the QEW at Casablanca Blvd near Grimsby. I may have written about it here at the time.

  8. Someone here once described identity politics as a bucket of Crabs. This article reinforces that analogy.

    Until they allow (consenting) Sheep and Goats, I’m boycotting all Pride Parades!

  9. Frustrated Progressives just gotta ….. well you know ppprogress!!
    This is gonna get ….. (would delicious be an appropriate word) ?

  10. “Transactivism Erases Lesbians!”

    Does that mean instead of ‘rock, paper, scissors’ we now have to use ‘trans, lesbian, feminist’?

  11. XX+XX=lesbian
    XY+XY=gay
    XX+XY=straight

    It’ll be the rare person who accepts the idea that there’s no difference between XX-women and XY-transwomen in a sexual relationship. The power of social justice guilt mongering and scolding definitely has a limit. The problems for transpeople is identical to the problems of incels. Their romantic life and chances of finding a stable, long-term relationship is not great. Although, I think incels have a better chance of success. Straights, gays and lesbians certainly have a clear advantage. This seems to make trans activists very angry and bitter.

    And, yes, transwomen activists need to stay in their lane. Makeup and heels aren’t even remotely equivalent to PMS, periods, pregnancy, childbirth, breast feeding, menopause or any of other uniquely female life experiences.

  12. There’s a show on tlc now about 4 transgender men who have told their wives they are women inside. Regardless of the feelings of the wives, they insist they must be true to themselves – finally, for once in their lives. This is about the 4th wk I think and I’m beginning to notice how selfish the transgendered women are. There’s now anger towards the wives I’m noticing. All the frustration they have felt all their lives is coming out, and it is aimed at their loving wives.
    One told his wife when she was pregnant with their 2nd child. She’s gone thru having a difficult birth while worrying about their expenses because her “husband” has been fired because customers didn’t like having an effeminate male serve them. At the same time,, she is concerned about his emotional wellbeing. Those women are saints.
    My heart breaks for these women: they love the men they married, they sympathize and want to help them, but now the “men ” are turning on them. Sounds to me as if they’ve already become bitchy women, as if there aren’t enough of us in the world already.

  13. A leftist friend bent my ear for a half hour this morning about how MY President opposed the WHO (World Health Org.) recommendation that all women should breast-feed their children. Telling them that breastfeeding is superior to bottle (formula) feeding. She droned on and on about multinational corporation‘s exploiting women of the third world by wanting to sell high-priced formulas to poor countries… blah blah blah … and that Trump was beholden to CORPORATE interests (WRONG! … she hasn’t progressed past the Bush talking points).

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44772686

    I had to STOP her dead in her tracks by reminding her that FEMINISTS opposed anyone making women feel g-u-i-l-t-y about not wanting to breastfeed. I reminded her that this brand of IDIOT feminism is a 1st World problem. Where women might care more about their post-breastfeeding breast-sag than their children’s nutrition.

    It shut her up … and then she started to prattle on about the SCOTUS … at which point I had to go …

    1. Wouldn’t your affliction cause you to come … uh … from behind ? Therefore you might have problems distinguishing male from female ?

      Just giving you stick, mate, from the last time you BLASTED me for not embracing your dyslexia

  15. One day wealthy perverts decided they were sick of going to prison and having their reputations ruined every time the press exposed the disgusting things they did to teenage boys in public bathrooms. So those men (they were all men) invested a vast fortune into selling the idea that sexual perversion wasn’t a public health hazard and a moral abomination to boot.

    Glad to see their feminist useful idiots are starting to realize they’ve been conned.

  16. When your enemy is making a mistake? Do not stop them.

    I am fine with letting them eat themselves. All I will do, is sit back and enjoy.

    And when it comes to the armed conflicts and the loading of people onto cattle cars? Well, they need my help like a fish needs a bicycle. And that is how much help I will give to both sides.

  17. Pretty soon “normal” will be the new “progressive”. It’s just a matter of time.

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