It’s time to announce the contest winner, but first — the honourable mentions;
“I put carbon tacks on his chair and he sat down!” – Carbon Tacks
“Have You Been Driven by a Ford, Lately?” —Foggytrucker
First runner up goes to Syd B, whose entry was late, but just way too good to throw out.
“Grope and Change”
And the prize winning entry…
“Because it’s 2018, bitch.”
Seb, send me an email and we’ll get a book out to you.
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Caption Contest, closes 12:01am on Monday morning. Winner will get their choice of a free book, from the SDA Free Book Library.
I won’t answer that – I’m just going to hold my breath until I turn blue!
I prefer the slip–ons to laces. Especially when I kick Liberal ass!!
~One of these men is a vacuous jackass. The other one is Doug ford.
~Doug Ford: “So, Justin, grabbed any nice asses lately?”
~Shiny Pony thought cloud: “Come on, magic socks!”
That moment when you realize your days in office are numbered…
Can I have the 905 belt back please?
“Mama!”
GENTLE READER: Traditionally, ladies were taught to cross their their legs at the knee … men should cross their legs at the ankles
– Miss Manners
“New Ontario premier Doug Ford posing together with the First Lady.”
Sorry Monsieur Le Dauphin but maybe we’ll let the people that sign THE FRONT of the cheque have a say for once.
Doug Ford to hisself, with the Cheshire Cat grin: “I’ll slap the little twerp silly, once you shut that camera off.”
Glass Jaw Boy: “……………………………………………………….”
Get off my lawn.
DOUG FORD: ” I just beat the queen at Queen’s Park and won bigly.”
JUSTIN TRUDEAU: “I just wanted to be the toast of Queen’s Park not toast at Queens Park.”
Walked into a liberal book store and asked if they had Doug Ford’s book on immigration!
Store owner said: Get The Fuck Out!
I said that’s the one!
‘Uhhhh….uhhhhh….I don’t think he even notithed my thockths.’
Ford: “What are your plans after the next election, after you move out of 24 Sussex?”
JT: “What? I’m moving? But…but…but…they told me uuuhhh, uhhh…that is my…uuhhh…legacy…uhhhh… family home!!!”
“Golly! It looks like Ford found out I got caught with my hand in the cookie!”
Because it’s 2018
Caption……
Deer….. meet headlights!
Ford:
Trump called me,,,said you were fake news.
Ford thought-bubble <– { "Empty headed fool" }
Trudeau thought-bubble <– { }
I usually only talk to Mercedes.
Ford:
Whats a’matter,,,Freeland groped you?
that’s a Lada Ford there!!!
Real men’s knees don’t touch because real men have BALLS!
At least no one knows that what happened in Creston was a reach around.
“I’m ****ed!” (if it hasn’t been said yet.)
Juthtin: “When I have sex I always have to be on the bottom……all I know is how to fuck up!”
Newly elected Premier Doug Ford meets with idiot.
Jr:
“Think Method for this scene, Imagine you’re meeting Premier Ping whatever, the Chinese leader”
Ford:
“Can’t believe it! Patterned fkg socks, who dresses this asshole”
Sadly the killing quote…”Our Prime Minister”.
Canada mega brain death capitol.
Maybe it is like a potato?
Our brains freeze solid each winter and come to closely resemble a thawed potato each summer.
To have voted this person into our top elected position confirms we have mush for brains.
Snap election..go for it Liberals.
“But Greg told me Kathleen would be here with cookies and milk.”
Rob always said that your mother preferred hash.
You can’t cross your legs that way when you have balls. Wait, that explains a lot!
Trudeau – “I always thought brown shoes looked stupid with a blue suit.”
Ford – “They do, but you had to tie yours.”
Ford:
Trump called me to say hi,,, says you’re fake news
Ford:
So,,, you got groped by Frelland eh?
Ford:
Sophie kicked you again?!
Ford:
I hear Wynne wants her socks back.
“You’re kidding, right, this guy’s the Prime Minister of Canada?
The new head coach for the *C.F.L. and the water boy at first meeting. Hard lessons to follow.
*(Canadian Federation )
Ford: Folks, will ya get a load of this poofter sitting here beside me. Believe me when I say he’s actually stupider than he looks. I know that’s shocking, but completely true.
Because it’s 2018, bitch.
The white flowers are a typical French surrender.. Next week Spud will be at the Children’s & Gropers table,, He will resign after returning. The sock puppet is done…
Is it possible? I think it is. He’s actually laughing at my socks.
If women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you handy. – Justin Trudeau, Canadian phony
If women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you handsy. – Doug Ford, Canadian populist
Doug Ford letting one go next to Trudeau
Sorry, dear. I have a headache.
It’s not hard to tell who was the groper and who was the gropee.
If I cross my legs does it make me look like a feminist?
“Instead of explaining how immigration works you can explain how that trip to India was diplomacy”