It’s time to announce the contest winner, but first — the honourable mentions;
“I put carbon tacks on his chair and he sat down!” – Carbon Tacks
“Have You Been Driven by a Ford, Lately?” —Foggytrucker
First runner up goes to Syd B, whose entry was late, but just way too good to throw out.
“Grope and Change”
And the prize winning entry…
“Because it’s 2018, bitch.”
Seb, send me an email and we’ll get a book out to you.
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Caption Contest, closes 12:01am on Monday morning. Winner will get their choice of a free book, from the SDA Free Book Library.
Umm uhhh umm, how about somebody ask me a groping question.
Is it just me or does Trudeau wear ill fitting pants just to show off his socks?
he is like his mother, soooooo, I hope he doesn’t start to show off his PUSSY!!!!!
Wish his mother kept her legs together
Ford has a better idea.
Who doesn’t?
Well, well! Look at that. The one on the left looks as smugly dumb as he acts.
Vacant versus poised.
Guess which one is about to be punk’d…
Cost of an Ontario election: $80M+; watching the end of a poor player, that struts and frets his hour: priceless.
Ford: “take your Carbon tax and shove it up your ass!”
Trudeau thinking: “What would Gerry say? come on think, Gerry, what did you tell me? where are Gerry’s cue cards? uh uh uh………”
You should just stop at that first line
Doug: “I put carbon tacks on his chair and he sat down!”
doubleplusgood
Vacancy meets poise.
Justin Trudeau is not qualified to be anything other than a substitute drama teacher. And that’s a stretch.
Look at this vacant idiot.
If anyone needs evidence that the Canadian media is wholly corrupt one only need look at the fact they continue to present this obvious fuxcing moron as a national leader.
A monkey flinging shlt would give us better results.
I don’t think it’s possible to look less prime ministerial than Justin Trudeau does in every single photograph I’ve ever seen.
Words fail to describe how pathetically embarrassing this dimwit is.
The only thing he excels in is a lack of self awareness
His experience was different from mine.
I don’t have a caption. JT’s expression says it all. He really looks uncomfortable.
Wish Doug would have wore a red ball cap though
Xher and the man
Indian name Wandering Eyebrows cowers in front of Chief Take no Bull
“Wandering Eyebrows”! lol !!
Lol!
“This be mah beeotch JT.” “Yup, that’s me. Dougie’s beeotch.”
Trudeau: This Joe Scarborough has obviously never jogged shirtless in his life!
Ford: I love it when a plan comes together…
‘Gee Archie, why don’t you like my carbon tax?’
‘Ah Jeez Edith, nobody wants anything to do with your carbon tax. Why do you always have to be such a dingbat?’
‘And you Meathead, stay out of this.’
‘Hush Gloria.’
Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season.
Wabbit season.
Duck season.
Wabbit season.
I say it’s duck season. And I say fire!
— BOOM —
You’re desthpicable!
“Whats this idiot doing here during my photoshoot?”
JT “Why can’t I man-spread like that.”
Ford “To man-spread first you need the equipment, and we all know that you’re sadly lacking there!”
Without comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H11IJdlTV-I
Many countries now have movements that are basically nationalist. Nationalists CAN have international agreements, contrary to the globalist story, but without zenophobia, racism or giving up national autonomy andr control. And THAT is important as democracy and governmental responsibilities are best served at the smallest unit practicable.
The phot makes me think that Doug Ford just told Sock Boy a joke along the lines of:
Three Libeals walk into a stripjoint …
Doug Ford:
Three Liberals walk into a strip joint …
OK Just realized this is a valiable competition.
The whoopie cushion gets them every time.
I’d be much happier groping a reporter.
Inspired by this
… … …
John R. Bolton
July 7, 2018 at 4:30 am
I’d be much happier groping a reporter.
… … …
I would make it this,
” I’d be much happier groping a reporter…or eating Doritos… smoking another joint …then eating more Doritos…”
“Wow, this guy does make Joe Clark look good”.
Whatever lead to this moment, it is a perfect time to freeze the camera for a good old fashioned curb stomping.
Just look at the photo and listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
Trudeau got a little uncomfortable when he couldn’t grope the person sitting next to him.
My inspiration, Travis!
Doug Ford has just told M. Trudeau that even though he is not National, M. Trudeau is to keep his hands to himself.
I have no caption. All I can say is, what a fruitcake (and I don’t mean Ford).
Carbon tax? Go ahead, make my day.
Justin: “I wasn’t the one who farted!” “Honest!”
Justin Bieber no longer is the most embarrassing Justin from Canada.
I don’t see any humor in Maggie Trudeau jokes!
Maggie Turdeau jokes hell there is one sitting next to Doug Ford!
I shouldn’t have complied when Ford asked me to bend over my office desk.
His name is “Sits like a doe”
“Should I let the little tit go before he pisses himself?”
The Premier and the Puppet waiting for the puppeteer to move his lips…..
He’s laughing at my socks! I am so embarrassed!
The Adulterer and The Adult.
The adult and the er… uhm…
“Ohh… this is what a negative interaction feels like. Now I remember”
Intimidated. Not.
I cross my legs so nobody can see my vag
Ooooh my butt plug is slipping out
Gonna use some of that new eye brow glue from now on!
Laurel and Hardy
https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/annex-laurel-hardy-big-noise-the_07.jpg?w=1000&h=563&crop=1
More lol!
Sure thing:
Some of these fit perfectly.
Your brain will automatically switch a few words to fit current events. Scary funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qcj2MzPYc
Caption improvement:
“That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!”
Ford:
Holy F***
Lmao
He does look like his Communist Father…
What a Castro..catastrophe…
Trudeau:
My safe place is in the camera.
My safe place is in the camera.
My safe place is in the camera.
I want my mommy….
Look who’s smiling now!
Here we see the Premier of Ontario, Doug Ford deciding the fate of the official Ontario Thanksgiving turkey.
Sitting in the catbird seat
Here we have the The Most Powerful Man in Canada.
and a failed drama teacher.
“Have You Been Driven by a Ford, Lately?”
Ah you beat me. I had the same idea.
What’s the matter Justin, you haven’t driven a Ford lately?
“No… eQuality is Job 1!”