THIS IS NOT SATIRE

I repeat: THIS IS NOT SATIRE.

The Obama administration is contemplating an unprecedented cyber covert action against Russia in retaliation for alleged Russian interference in the American presidential election, U.S. intelligence officials told NBC News.
Current and former officials with direct knowledge of the situation say the CIA has been asked to deliver options to the White House for a wide-ranging “clandestine” cyber operation designed to harass and “embarrass” the Kremlin leadership.

51 Replies to “THIS IS NOT SATIRE”

  1. Sources close to Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu said they were originally concerned about a stroke, but when shown this latest Obama intel remarked, “Oh, duh!”

  2. another “line in the sand”…..
    who announces what your spies are gonna do?
    “did I just say what I was thinking?” – Homer S. Obama

  3. “The Obama administration is contemplating an unprecedented cyber covert action against Russia”
    Obama’s NSA were already doing that, to Russia and everyone else.
    Hacking seems to be easier than defending, yes?
    So what is Obama gonna do, …put lemon juice in Putin’s typewriters?

  4. There is no limit to how stupid Obama can be……he has shown that time and time again. He is breathlessly delusional. I guess the only good thing about him being President is that the U.S. electorate will have to endure his legacy and pay for his mistakes. Sad part is, there is going to be a hell of a lot of collateral damage in the process. Of course, the brain dead left will not see the connection and as the old saying goes, you can ignore reality but you can’t ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.

  5. Hey ! I have an idea … instead of cyber WARFARE from our Nobel Peace Prize “winner” … why doesn’t Obama embark on another APOLOGY TOUR – 2016. That’s the ticket ! Start it off in Moscow, bowing and scraping at the feet of Vlad. Obama should confess every sin ever committed by America that hurt the Soviet Union. Start by apologizing for Ronald Reagan and the whole Evil Empire thing and the tearing down the Berlin Wall. Maybe he can work up a tear for Communism while he’s at it. He’s already apologized to the Castro Brothers, so instead of recreating the Bay of Pigs in reverse … he should get down on his knees in front of Putin. Maybe he can even work-up a big salami in his pants for Putin.
    In all seriousness … I am starting to really worry about Obama’s last dayz in office. I believe he is fully capable of getting America involved in WWIII without even trying hard … all with Paul Ryan’s blessing … on a voice vote.

  6. Hillary said the Russians were lying…
    from article:”The sources did not elaborate on the exact measures the CIA was considering”
    I know, …the CIA is gonna help the FBI crack their IPhones. LOL

  7. Unprecedented cyber covert action, eh?
    Like Obamacare was going to reduce premiums and let people keep their doctors? Hey, Obama! You promised!
    More like unprecedented incompetence.

  8. It wasn’t “covert” at the time we did it, nothing was marked “covert,” so it was “permitted.”
    Yes, Putin is getting a good laugh.

  9. A ruse to deligitmize damaging revelations.
    It helps prop the claim that bad foreigners are spreading disinformation to hurt the candidate they fear the most.
    Therefore the smart choice, the American choice, is Hillary.

  10. Hey, you’ve got to watch out for them wabbits! If you were Elmer, and had been whupped on so very many times by Buggs, you’d be pretty cautious as well!

  11. Oh Oh the lids off the can and there are worm everywhere.
    Email to Hilldabeast: Find that reset button fast.
    We have to plug up another brain Fa-t!!!!!!!!!

  12. No use screwing around with wagging a dog, lets do the whole freakin kennel. Unfortunately this highly classified action has already been discussed and made public via WikiLeaks.RSMITH

  13. Exactly.
    They cannot allow Trump to win under any circumstance. Nothing will be spared no stone left unturned. Zero and hildebeast are in this together. Nothing will stop them.
    America will be a changed place after Nov.8. I expect Clinton will win but congress and the senate will be fractious in a manner never experienced. The natives are restless …….

  14. It is a joke! Just this past week all the USSA’s drones were out of control. Russia has already disarmed and disabled USSA ships by controlling their electronics. Without navigation and when their defensive systems don’t work, the ships are sitting ducks. They have done the same to fighter aircraft.
    The fact that the Ruskies have hacked the USSA’s computers should be a warning to the gay blade in the WH that he should be careful when playing with the world’s chess master.

  15. This could be compared to Churchill and Rosevelt telling Hitler when and what beaches they were going to hit on D-Day.
    Not only does Obama tell the Taliban and Isis when he’s going to attack and when he’s going to pull his troops out,
    He now is telling the Russians he’s going to cyber attack them.
    If he is going to do it, he should just do it and not give them warning and his battle plan.
    What an idiot. worst President ever.

  16. Oh, great, just what we need: Dr. Strangelove for real…. (“Uh, Vlady, one of our generals went funny in the head and did a rather silly thing….”)

  17. This very public announcement is meant for LIVS. The goal here is to validate Hillarys accusations that everything bad happening to her is the result of the Russians.
    Since Trump has said that they (Hillary) have no idea on whether it was the Russians hacking her – could have been anybody – its now up to Obama to make it official. And as such there has to be a response.
    They really are so close to their ultimate goal – a global ruling elite – they will do anything including escalate towards war with Russia to achieve their ends.

  18. It makes one wonder how anyone can be so damn stupid. I mean, really stupid. Much like the Captcha lately.

  19. Or….. maybe Obama has no intention of taking any real action at all.
    Just maybe this is simply empty blustering to make “Hillary’s team” look less impotent in the face of Trump’s hard-hitting accusations of weakness.

  20. Rance is pissed because a lot O people rag on him when Kate lets him run the blog, so he’s been messin wid the captcha:-))

  21. Exactly! Obozo and the rest of his clowns are just getting payback for messing Russia’s last election.
    However, do we know for sure that it is the Russians? Just because Hillary Borgia says so doesn’t make it so. It could be the China or Cooba.

  22. Just about fell off the couch when watching the news tonight.
    Since when is a “secret covert cyber attack” on the Russians, announced on every news/propaganda network?
    Can you say FALSE FLAG?
    Yeah, the LIVS will eat it up, without question. Welcome to the dumbed down USSA.

  23. I’m not sure that throwing down the gauntlet to Russian hackers is really the path to success. I’d put the money on the Russians.

  24. Don,t worry ffffolk, the Little Potato has got your flank covered!!
    TH, th,th, thats all folks, er Wascles.

  25. The USAF now seems to be flying in support of ISIS. That’s Obama-ism.
    ONe of the words in CAPTCHA is an Eszett English keyboards do not contain Eszetts.

  26. Apparently the Obama administration doesn’t watch Madame Secretary. They covered this exact story line last season.
    Spoiler alert – it wasn’t the Russians.

  27. Wow. Cyber-war. They sure do get upset when their personal 5hit gets fanned out. Not so much when thousands of citizens are hacked or corporations loose billions to internet spies.
    I haven’t heard one lick of evidence that Russia is behind Wikileaks.
    So… I would ask the NSA, CIA, DIA, to oblige this so called president by popping out Putin’s CD tray while rapidly playing the first three bars of our national anthem, 3 octaves too high.
    That’ll fix ’em.

  28. Wikileaks is behind Wikileaks. I wouldn’t be surprised if the arrogance of the Big O Administration has them believing that there are very many besides Russia who want to mess with them. There is still a sizable number of freedom loving decent people in the Western World itself who want to take down this corrupt regime.
    The idiot Obama and his marionette masters are playing with fire … big fire.

  29. Gotta find someone to blame when things go sideways, it’s those dang Russians.
    IMO, this current election campaign in the US is highlighting what two terms of Obama has done. You couldn’t dream this stuff up even in politics. It’s real. Putin has that Mona Lisa smile, he’s mysterious, he’s not worried about anything Obama says as he hobbles out of Office. We can only hope the voters in the US are not taking advice from Hollywood twits and various and sundry media hacks who have appointed themselves experts.

  30. Obama will have his cyber experts prepare programs that will destroy every Commodore 64 in Russia…..take that Putin!

  31. Putin is fine with HRC as president. If he didn’t want her, he could release all her covert homebrew emails, because you can be sure he has them all.
    Hostile agencies routinely monitor unclassified emails from public officials and other prominent citizens. They don’t advertise when they breech you.
    Nor do they, as our president foolishly proclaims, inform the Russians beforehand you’re going to launch a cyber attack over unsubstantiated allegations.
    The Dems seem to have the POTUS and Senate majority in the bag. Why would they risk alienating voters, who may suddenly wake up, wonder why the Dems are launching these false flag attacks against Russia and Trump personally, and actually do some personal inquiring.
    I think the threatened attack against Russia is precisely because they know Putin has Hillary’s emails, and are trying to pre-empt him.
    If so, they could have made a grave error, as Putin drops caution to the wind and dumps it all. Unless there are hundreds of lying bimbos in the queue, Obama, the Clintons, and the Demmedia slime machine will have a very hard time keeping this under wraps.
    Meanwhile, Donald should sue the crap out of everyone who lies about him grabbing or groping, including their media enablers, for his own pre-emptive action, and let the children howl. That process is already underway, and whether or not Trump wins the election, the NY Times, WaPost and other so-called media outlets are in for a rough ride and may be calling Donald the boss soon, followed by “you’re fired.”
    Remember the Lieberals here were able to suppress Sponsorgate for years until it got too big for even them to contain. Now that the 4th estate is extinct, its remaining elements absorbed into the freeware blog empire of the 5th estate, their control is even weaker, as they swirl around the drain.
    But they are trying, almightily and over righteously. How can Hillary submit to a third debate with all this WikiLeaks swirling around?
    Unless, of course, she isn’t ahead 7% after all.

  32. Don’t blame the Russians for Hillary using an unprotected server in her basement. She was explicitly told this was not approved and unsafe and she went ahead and did it anyway. Technically, it is a crime to leave US Top Secret information unprotected.
    As Secretary of State, anytime she was in another part of the world, if she used that server, those countries would have been able to trace the info and then break into the server since it had no real protection. Not just careless, but deliberately putting US National Security at risk just so she could avoid freedom of information and subpoenas by “hiding” everything in a personal email server.
    Same goes for the Democratic party. Leaving themselves unprotected.

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