I Felt A Great Disturbance In The Narrative

58 Replies to “I Felt A Great Disturbance In The Narrative”

1. “Jackbooted thugs one and all.”
   HEEEEEE, Heeeeee, heeeee………..
   I like that. It’s got me humming.

2. “Speaking of torturing people’s genitas, do Toronto cops take special classes for that? Since it is sort of “your area” you should know”.
   Well, I can’t speak for Toronto….but it’s obvious that you’re feeling a bit of, ahem, pressure. Do you want me to stop, or keep squeezing?

3. Keep dreaming, my testicles are reserved for those who maintain a fair measure personal hygiene, for example prostitutes, cops need not apply.

4. Don’t worry, I’m wearing gloves. You have to when you handle garbage and stuff like that. Safety first!
   But now that you’re squirming and starting your retreat, it’s hardly the time to stop squeezing.
   “Jackbooted thugs one and all.”
   vs.
   “the good ones are few and far in between”
   I sense a slight disturbance in you narrative.

5. “Don’t worry, I’m wearing gloves. ”
   More importantly, you should remember to brush your teeth when done…
   Ok I am bored with you, you can have the last line.

6. No, no, no! I already told you – safety first!
   You don’t take off latex gloves with your teeth. You roll them off into a ball and dispose of them along with the dead dog.

7. Colonoscopista: I feel your pain. My neighbour accidentally drove over his daughter’s dog backing out of the farmyard. After the cops dragged the old bugger away in cuffs, the judge, in this case, put the miscreant behind bars for a year. Justice served! Actually, no. He kissed his daughter, told her he was sorry, they got another dog, and the grandchildren learned that accidents happen, dogs die, and life goes on. Try it.

8. Wait till your pregnant wife flies across the intersection because a the driver who has cop friends feels stop signs and pedestrian crossings do not apply to him. Turned out he was right.