15 Replies to “HIGHer Education!”

  1. 8 grams of cocaine, a half pound of weed, and 200 Adderall pills is a major drug trafficking ring now?

    Kids sure half ass everything these days.

  2. Shoulda made a separate CokeTom account. I wonder what liability now sits on Venmo for processing drug sales? Or is that just a “user broke TOS” excuse.

  3. “trafficking”

    TBH … my mind goes blank whenever I read that word du jour. As an example … in my frat, in 1976, at UC Berkeley … we “trafficked” a butt load of pot and bongs (and other assorted recreational drugs). It was (theoretically) illegal. It wasn’t yet reclassified as … medicine. Every dorm room, every living space, our lovely roof deck … were all hot boxes of marijuana smoke.

    Yeah … we “trafficked” the shit out of it.

    Just wait till this story fizzles out like the Epstein “trafficking” story.

  4. Where the heck do you get 1 kg bricks of cocaine regularly? Asking for a friend…

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