8 Replies to “Small Dead Animals”

  1. “Chuck was benched because the zoo feared he could bite de Blasio, as he did Mayor Michael Bloomberg in 2009.”
    That rodent has more sense than most voters!

  2. The stench of the overgrown rat was reported to be unbearable. The groundhog did not smell much better.

  3. She (Chuck) had fallen nearly 6 feet when the mayor lost? his grip during the Groundhog Day photo op.
    Sources said her injuries were consistent with a fall.
    Democrats continue their war against females of any species..

  4. Wait ’till he drops NYC.
    Then you’ll see a cover-your-ass contest like you’ve never seen.
    ISIS is just waiting for their cue.

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