Y2Kyoto: This Was The Moment That The Rise Of The Oceans Began To Speed*

Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
BBC, Oct.19th – Gordon Brown said negotiators had 50 days to save the world from global warming and break the “impasse”. He told the Major Economies Forum in London, which brings together 17 of the world’s biggest greenhouse gas-emitting countries, there was “no plan B”. World delegations meet in Copenhagen in December for talks on a new treaty.
IBD, Nov.13th – Former Democratic Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, a close ally of the Obama administration, said today that the U.S. is not likely to have anything substantial to show for itself by the time the president goes to the international climate change summit in Copenhagen, Denmark, next month.
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World Rabbit Shortage Narrowly Averted

Researchers create working penises for rabbits from cells

Related: As winter approaches, new hope for a nervous Sweden.
(Next on the research horizon: wings for flies)
Triggered memories in the comments:

I’m having a PTSD moment.
When I was in high school, my sister had a pet bunny called Hershey. He would ambush me every morning as I stumbled, half-asleep, blurry-visioned and vulnerable, down the hall to the bathroom to have a pee, and, despite my increasingly frantic and determined evasive maneuvers, he far too often succeeded in locking his little paws around my ankle and lightning-humping one or the other of my bare and defenseless feet, leaving me to start the day feeling violated, defiled, and mildly disturbed, with warm bunny sploo between my toes.
Why didn’t you just wear slippers, you might ask. Well, I tried wearing slippers, but found that the shameful effluent was easier to fully rinse from a naked foot than to remove from a fabric or sheepskin slipper. Further, the bunny gunk had a distinctive and lingering odour which I found strident and unpleasant – might merely have been associative, but the aversive quality of the smell was, for me, very real – and I always felt that a phantom whiff of it hovered around even the most scrupulously cleaned slipper, and so many otherwise perfectly good slippers were discarded for a perceived rabbit-jack miasma during that trying time.
To this day, whenever I smell rabbit semen, I am transported back to that dimly-lit hallway and the confusing and stressful period during which I was treated as a masturbation aid by that predatory, conscienceless, nasty little lagomorph.

Chicago Didn’t Get The Olympics …

But New York City gets the circus!

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the self-described [*!] mastermind of the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, and four other men accused in the plot will be prosecuted in federal court in New York City, a federal law enforcement official said early Friday.

Is there nothing that Obama can’t do?
* Alleged!
Speaking of Sheikh Jihadi Extreme Makeover….

I knew I’d seen that face before!

Y2Kyoto: A Lie Gets Halfway Around The World

Before the College of Physicians and Surgeons have a chance to get their pants on;

The investigator discovered, instead, that Dr. O’Connor’s public statements about the health of Fort Chipewyan’s residents contained “mistruths, inaccuracies and unconfirmed information.”
He had reported five cases of a rare bile duct cancer called cholangiocarcinoma in the community of 1,200. There were two. The doctor had told reporters of a man who had died of colon cancer at the young age of 33. It was fiction. “No patient died at age 33 from colon cancer as reported by Dr. O’Connor,” says the report.
“These weren’t misdiagnoses; they were diagnoses that never occurred,” says Hakique Virani, one of the three Health Canada physicians who lodged the original complaint with the college. “Our concern was, this is a guy who is saying there are a huge number — five in a community that small is a huge number — of rare cancers and there were outward associations being drawn between environmental concerns and cancers.
“Basically you’re telling a group of people that you’re likely to get these rare cancers and there’s nothing you can do about it because of the place you live, the water that you drink and the food that you eat. If it’s true, you’re darn-straight to advocate. If not, you’re really abusing the trust of an entire community.”

CPSA Investigation Report (pdf)
h/t Mario

Columbia Journalism Snafu

Date: Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:33:57 -0500
From: mike hoyt
Reply-To: cjr-c@lists.jrn.columbia.edu
To: cjr-c@lists.jrn.columbia.edu
Subject: Fort Hood and secondhand information/CJR
Dear reader,
We have some good stuff today on CJR.org, the Web site of the Columbia Journalism Review:
[…]
The Fort Hood Massacre: Be first or be right? Greg Marx measures the ripples of a story that a Texas paper ran with secondhand info that turns out to be wrong
http://www.cjr.org/campaign_desk/when_is_news_fit_to_print.php

Oops…

Date: Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:05:30 -0500
From: mike hoyt
Reply-To: cjr-c@lists.jrn.columbia.edu
To: cjr-c@lists.jrn.columbia.edu
Subject: Fort Hood/error
Dear reader,
Our earlier e-mail message about this story said that the secondhand information in question turned out to be wrong. That is not accurate.
Apologies,
The editors
The Fort Hood Massacre: Be first or be right? Greg Marx measures the ripples of a story that a Texas paper ran with secondhand info

Lots of heat in the CJR comments.

Reader Tips

 
 

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SDA Late Nite Radio. Tonight, for your delectation, here are Johnny Cymbal and the boys performing Mr. Bass Man, with Ronnie Bright (from The Valentines) on bass, in 1963 (2:39). Johnny was born in Scotland, he was adopted by Nikolas Cymbal (who was a Polish national and a member of the Free Polish Forces stationed in Scotland during World War II), they emigrated to Canada, and then Johnny moved to Cleveland, where he first worked with Sid Lawrence at the age of 13. And the rest, as they say, is history.

Your Reader Tips are, as always, welcome in the comments.

I Miss W.

The Lesson of the Taliban: an impoverished third world government can nurture and enable an attack on the financial and military centers of the most powerful nation the world has ever known – and emerge victorious.
Is there nothing that Obama can’t do?

“President Barack Obama does not plan to accept any of the Afghanistan war options presented by his national security team, pushing instead for revisions to clarify how and when U.S. troops would turn over responsibility to the Afghan government, a senior administration official said Wednesday. ”

Via Glenn Reynolds;

Just something that occurred to me today while trying to cross Fifth Ave in Manhattan during the Veteran’s Day Parade:
The towers fell in New York on 9/11/01, Kabul fell to American led forces on 11/14/01. That’s 65 days.
President Obama’s hand-picked replacement commander in Afghanistan, GEN McChrystal, delivered his Afghanistan war plans to President Obama on 8/30/09, and President Obama hasn’t acted on his General’s recommendations as of today, 11/11/09. That’s 73 days, and waiting.

Related: Did he call in the cavalry? More to the point – would you put it past him?

Restoring Science To Its Rightful Place

Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
Washington Post, 2005 – “[Bush’s] comments drew sharp criticism yesterday from opponents of the theory, who said there is no scientific evidence to support it and no educational basis for teaching it. Much of the scientific establishment says that intelligent design is not a tested scientific theory but a cleverly marketed effort to introduce religious — especially Christian — thinking to students. Opponents say that church groups and other interest groups are pursuing political channels instead of first building support through traditional scientific review.”
TIME, 2009 – While most scientists would write off the [Large Hadron Collider] event as a freak accident, two esteemed physicists have formulated a theory that suggests an alternative explanation: perhaps a time-traveling bird was sent from the future to sabotage the experiment. Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto, Japan, have published several papers over the past year arguing that the CERN experiment may be the latest in a series of physics research projects whose purposes are so unacceptable to the universe that they are doomed to fail, subverted by the future. […] The theory as to why the universe rejects the creation of Higgs bosons is based on complex mathematics, but, Nielsen tells TIME, “you could explain it [simply] by saying that God, in inverted commas, or nature, hates the Higgs and tries to avoid them.”
h/t Revnant Dream

Don’t Go Giving Them Ideas

“What if I directed my firefighters to smash in the door of a residence in Pelham and confiscate all the matches, lighters, candles and the four liters of gasoline kept for the lawn mower, then displayed these items on a table for maximum effect, and called a press conference at which I explained that the community was safer because we had removed items that could be used to start fires?”

Related.

Cries For Help: A Brief History

When Padraic O’Brian bombed a restaurant in London with massive loss of life, the media was puzzled. “True, he used to go to IRA rallies,” said a cousin, “and he would rant for hours about how the British invaders should be wiped out” but the media reported that this had nothing to do with this attack which was caused by his psychological problems. As he fired at pursuing police, O’Brian yelled: “Up the republic!”
The Guardian reported: “His Irish identity and political views had nothing to do with the motives for this tragic act.” The newspaper urged that the main lesson coming out of this event was the need to fight more firmly to ensure that Northern Ireland was handed over to the Irish Republic and that Israel be wiped off the map.

Reader Tips

It’s been hard not to notice in the last few years that women are disproportionately represented among the group of conservatives who take courageous stands and give no quarter to useful idiots. For some reason, conservative women like Sarah Palin, Kate, Kathy Shaidle, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter and many others – and even Democrats like Camille Paglia – are more likely than the men-folk to step to the front lines, and less likely to waffle and beat around the bush and pointlessly split hairs when important issues are being addressed.
Welcome to the Wednesday (EBD) edition of SDA Late Nite Radio. Tonight, in tribute to the women who continue to change the terms of the debate, we present a song about a strong woman who takes control of her own life by changing – to an invigoratingly epic degree – that which needs to be changed. Here’s Lucinda Williams in a live performance of Changed The Locks. Turn it up.
Feel free to change the Reader Tips thread with your timely and interesting tips and comments.

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