For Friday Evening Shut-ins

Another open thread to keep Friday nite rolling. I’ll start it off with this … haven’t offended anyone lately … so Friday evening seems as good a time as any:
Pimp My Jihad
Tagline: More Bling for your Bang!

This show features young upstart Jihadis who send in audition tapes trying to convince show host Mullah Xplozive to “pimp their Jihad”. After the audition segment, the Mullah pays a surprise visit to the participant’s home (usually under cover of darkness and in disguise) where he commences pimping the Jihad. With the help of Al Qaeda Costumes, the Jihad is “totally tricked out”. The final segment of the show is the trademark “Xploding” finale. In addition to their new pimped Jihad, all participants receive 72 virgins.
Keep your links coming!

Carol calls it quits

650 CKOM’s John Gormley had an exclusive interview with Saskatoon-Biggar-Rosetown MP Carol Skelton this morning. She announced that she would not be running during the next election.
Carol isn’t up and leaving just yet, she’ll be sticking around until the election.
Both myself and Kate live in Carol’s riding and I am of the opinion that she is the best MP I’ve ever had representing me. If Kate hadn’t been doing a dog show, she’d probably have a much more extended article, but as she’s away I figured I should share the news.
Now then . . . who’s up for a draft Kate nomination meeting. 🙂
Cheers,
lance

The Sound Of Settled Science


Would you mind flipping the burgers while you’re out there?”
In apparent response to Anthony Watts’ project at surfacestations.org..

…the National Climatic Data Center suddenly pulled the location addresses from publicly available resources. We are not amused! Mr. Watts took them to task, and now the locations are again publicly available . There are fewer than 1000 left to photograph, so enterprising shutterbugs, snap-to. [BTW, let me be the first, so far as I know, to predict that the alarmists will do what they’ve done with other legitimate enterprises debunking their hysteria, and submit phony photos to the effort in order to discredit the entirety].

www.surfacestations.org

Tony Blair’s Britain

Where the foxes caper unmolested, the government packs your school lunch and the Unlawfully Discarded Bubble Gum Wrapper Registry has your DNA on file;

Police are seeking powers to take DNA samples from suspects on the streets and for non-imprisonable offences such as speeding and dropping litter.
The demand for a huge expansion of powers to take DNA comes as a government watchdog announced the first public inquiry into the national DNA database.
There is growing concern among MPs and civil liberties groups about the number of children under 10 and young black men on the database — the biggest in the world. But a number of police forces in England and Wales are backing proposals that would add millions more samples to it.
The Association of Chief Police Officers gave a warning, however, that allowing police to take samples for non-recordable offences — crimes for which offenders cannot be imprisoned — might be perceived as indicative of “the increasing criminalisation of the generally law-abiding public”.

Perceived?

Adapt Or Die

Not waiting for the asteroid, a dinosaur evolves;

Linda Parker has a memo for professional journalists: Contrary to the fear rippling through newsrooms, citizens don’t want your job. They don’t want to interview obscure officials to write boring stories about arcane changes in local zoning laws. As online communities editor, Parker should know. A GetPublished! button features prominently on many Enquirer Web pages, and the submissions land in Parker’s queue. They almost never resemble anything commonly considered journalism.
“It used to read, ‘Be a Citizen Journalist,'” Parker says. “And no one ever clicked on it. Then we called it ‘Neighbor to Neighbor,’ and still nothing. For some reason, ‘Get Published’ was the magic phrase.” Parker, a cheerful woman in her mid-fifties, will pore over several dozen submissions from readers today. These will range from a local custom-car builder trumpeting his upcoming appearance on the BET show Spring Bling to an emotional notice about a play being staged to raise funds for a fifth-grader’s bone marrow transplant. Contributors submit to one of 233 neighborhood Web sites, each aimed at a town or community in the Cincinnati area. Parker approves the submission (“I almost never reject one,” she says), scans it for “the F-word,” and posts it to the site. “A few years ago, these would have come across the transom as press releases and been ignored.”
There’s a valuable lesson here — and not just for newspapers. Citizens are desperate to broadcast their message to their communities; they just aren’t going to employ the conventions of journalism to do so. “One of our most popular categories is called First-Person,” Parker says. “People really love to reminisce about the 1937 flood. We got great stories on that.” The reader submissions do more than provide the Enquirer with additional content to sell ads against. “Our 27 suburban papers could never fill their pages without this material.” One of the common criticisms levied against Gannett is that it is crowdsourcing content in order to cut staff, but this charge misses the point. Crowdsourcing enables the publisher to expand: more Web pages, more niche publications, more ads.
While much of the citizen-produced writing is about church picnics and school sports, readers are also contributing to serious journalistic investigations, breathing new life into a genre that is increasingly considered an endangered species at metropolitan newspapers. Last spring, The News-Press, a Gannett paper in Fort Myers, Florida, heard that readers from a new housing development were being charged up to $45,000 to connect to the water and sewer system. Rather than assign a conventional investigative reporter to the story, “we asked our readers to help us find out why the cost was so exorbitant,” says Kate Marymont, News-Press executive editor.
The response overwhelmed the paper, which had to assign additional staff just to deal with the volume of tips, phone calls, and emails. The News-Press posted hundreds of pages of documents to its site, and readers organized their own investigations: Retired engineers analyzed blueprints, accountants examined balance sheets, and an inside whistle-blower leaked evidence of possible bid-rigging. “We had people from all over the world helping us,” Marymont says.

The information firehose illustrated.
If mainstream journalists and their editors would pause to absorb that first sentence quoted, the relationship with news consumers might mature into something useful. Allow the channel of communication to flow both ways, and the quality, accuracy and authoritativeness of journalism can only improve. How do we know? See here.
They may even coax back some former readers.
Contrary to popular media mythology, bloggers don’t want your jobs.
We’d just like you to do yours.

Signs Of Self-Sufficiency

Emerging in an unlikely place;

The recent rains and flooding took a toll on a by-pass road to the East of Kandahar City and caused severe damage. The dyke that protects the road failed and allowed fast flowing water to erode the road itself and many places along the side of the road as well. In total, a 15 metre gap was made when the water washed away a culvert and the road on top of it, and 300-400 metres of the road and its shoulders were also damaged.

A soldier’s first hand report that you won’t read in the Globe and Mail.

Court Rules Prairie Barley Producers Still Wards Of The State: Market Reacts

Barley prices in free fall;

Barley prices are dropping on the Winnipeg Commodity Exchange in light of a court ruling that upholds for the time being the Canadian Wheat Board’s barley monopoly.
Cash prices for western barley dropped this morning by about 70 cents a bushel, while futures prices were down $7.50 a tonne.
The price movement comes one day after a Federal Court judge ruled that the Conservative government overstepped its authority with its plan to strip the wheat board of its monopoly on barley sales.
Don Bousquet, a commodity analyst and commentator, says prices were higher because sellers were counting on selling more than a half-million tonnes of barley on the world market without having to go through the wheat board.
Bousquet says that barley will now come from other countries, so the price of Canadian barley is dropping.

Feed wheat is following suit.
Winnipeg Commodity Exchange
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Court Rules Prairie Barley Producers Still Wards Of The State

(Bumped – scroll down for newer entries)
Ugh.
You, the Saskatchewan taxpayer, had a dog in this fight. Despite the fact that the majority of Saskatchewan barley producers voted in favour of marketing choice, Calvert & Co saw fit to shovel your money into a third party court challenge.
In the comments, Larry Weber has a good question: “Now we get to see if this “New Government” and the CWB will throw farmers in jail for honoring their sales contracts tomorrow.”
Or maybe they should just shut down the CN rail line.
More discussion at Agriville.
For those of the “premium price persuasion”, local radio this morning had a brief response from a barley grower. The decision cost him $40,000.00. He had a contract with a malting company at $4 a bushel. The decision forces him to sell to the CWB for more than a dollar lower.
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“carry more flowers, chocolates and perfume”

Saskboy;

Are Administrators and other government officials now entitled to token gifts before they rubber stamp our building permits? It appears to me that the Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that this is the case, even though it’s still on the books as being illegal.

I wonder if it extends to developers who “carry more game tickets, vacation junkets and Chivas”.

At a meeting on April 29th 2004 the Hon Len Taylor ignored the Amendment to section 14(1) of the Urban Municipalites act by Jack Hillson and the order by Ron Osika that the Argues find a Village to annex their development out of the RM of Edenwold and the Minister ruled that the Village of Wood Mountain should not be allowed to exist and that the Village would not be allowed to annex the Argues 160 lot subdivision out of the R.M. of Edenwold.
The Hon Len Taylor then ruled that my only option, as the Argues agent, was to “carry more flowers, chocolates and perfume” to Strudwick so as to be “ more successful with the zoning issue”.

The rest of the curious story is here.

Any Resemblance To Edmonton Centre Is Purely Coincidental

John Fund lists several cases of significant voter fraud in the US, and wonders where the outrage of Democrats went;

[T]he most interesting news came out of Seattle, where on Thursday local prosecutors indicted seven workers for Acorn, a union-backed activist group that last year registered more than 540,000 low-income and minority voters nationwide and deployed more than 4,000 get-out-the-vote workers. The Acorn defendants stand accused of submitting phony forms in what Secretary of State Sam Reed says is the “worst case of voter-registration fraud in the history” of the state.
The list of “voters” registered in Washington state included former House Speaker Dennis Hastert, New York Times columnists Frank Rich and Tom Friedman, actress Katie Holmes and nonexistent people with nonsensical names such as Stormi Bays and Fruto Boy. The addresses used for the fake names were local homeless shelters. Given that the state doesn’t require the showing of any identification before voting, it is entirely possible people could have illegally voted using those names.
Local officials refused to accept the registrations because they had been delivered after last year’s Oct. 7 registration deadline. Initially, Acorn officials demanded the registrations be accepted and threatened to sue King County (Seattle) officials if they were tossed out. But just after four Acorn registration workers were indicted in Kansas City, Mo., on similar charges of fraud, the group reversed its position and said the registrations should be rejected. But by then, local election workers had had a reason to carefully scrutinize the forms and uncovered the fraud. Of the 1,805 names submitted by Acorn, only nine have been confirmed as valid, and another 34 are still being investigated. The rest–over 97%–were fake.

Speaking of which – where is Landslide Annie these days?

Y2Kyoto: Don’t Leave Without Your Jacket

“Clearly, the wrong horses have been backed.”

For many years now, human-caused climate change has been viewed as a large and urgent problem. In truth, however, the biggest part of the problem is neither environmental nor scientific, but a self-created political fiasco. Consider the simple fact, drawn from the official temperature records of the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, that for the years 1998-2005 global average temperature did not increase (there was actually a slight decrease, though not at a rate that differs significantly from zero).
Yes, you did read that right. And also, yes, this eight-year period of temperature stasis did coincide with society’s continued power station and SUV-inspired pumping of yet more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
In response to these facts, a global warming devotee will chuckle and say “how silly to judge climate change over such a short period”. Yet in the next breath, the same person will assure you that the 28-year-long period of warming which occurred between 1970 and 1998 constitutes a dangerous (and man-made) warming. Tosh. Our devotee will also pass by the curious additional facts that a period of similar warming occurred between 1918 and 1940, well prior to the greatest phase of world industrialisation, and that cooling occurred between 1940 and 1965, at precisely the time that human emissions were increasing at their greatest rate.

Climate denier, Prof Bob Carter “is a geologist at James Cook University, Queensland, engaged in paleoclimate research.”

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