For Friday Evening Shut-ins

Another open thread to keep Friday nite rolling. I’ll start it off with this … haven’t offended anyone lately … so Friday evening seems as good a time as any:
Pimp My Jihad
Tagline: More Bling for your Bang!

This show features young upstart Jihadis who send in audition tapes trying to convince show host Mullah Xplozive to “pimp their Jihad”. After the audition segment, the Mullah pays a surprise visit to the participant’s home (usually under cover of darkness and in disguise) where he commences pimping the Jihad. With the help of Al Qaeda Costumes, the Jihad is “totally tricked out”. The final segment of the show is the trademark “Xploding” finale. In addition to their new pimped Jihad, all participants receive 72 virgins.
Keep your links coming!

5 Replies to “For Friday Evening Shut-ins”

  1. Great line up. Those reality shows wouldn’t fly here because the show themes are a reality that sends the our Left into radical denial.
    They wouldn’t fly as fantasy comedies either because the Left already gets enough fantasy from their leaders.

  2. Fatwa Factor is a must-see.
    The chef competition show Hell’s Kitchen might put up some stiff competition to the lineup.

  3. It’s Official: Muslims Murdered Chauncey Bailey(Oakland,CA)
    Debbie Schlussel
    Earlier today, I mentioned the theory of Little Concrete Piranhas that Muslims from Your Black Muslim Bakery murdered classy investigative journalist Chauncey Bailey.
    Well, deputize those bloggers at LCP, because their hunch, posted yesterday right after news of Bailey’s murder, has proven correct. Muslims Murdered Bailey in cold blood. And it appears to have been pre-meditated, too.
    Reader Kevin sends this report from San Francisco’s KTVU–oh, and by the way, note that these holier-than-thou, “pious” Muslims flock like moths to a flame to strip clubs:
    Muslims Executed Chauncey Bailey . . .
    …-
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1876127/posts

  4. Full style points be awarded to a few jihadis ghost riding their whip (in this case, a late 80s mercedes packed with fertilizer and diesel) before detonation. No bling necessary.

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