Not Quite As Good As Being Hung By The Ankles Over A Shark Tank

12 Replies to “Not Quite As Good As Being Hung By The Ankles Over A Shark Tank”

1. I hope Michael Moore takes him to Cuba for any medical procedures he might require.

2. A shark tank…yes…but not just any old shark tank, Kate. The sharks have to have some frickin’ laser beams. Is that too much to ask?

3. It’s hard to say without valid medical records what his heart status is, but, he has a terminal hair condition. By any commmonsense measure, the hair and the uniform alone, he’s got serious mental issues.
   Clinton gave this freak the space to garner nukes. Typical. I’m not trying to inflate my role in life, but, would putting a psych nurse as a cabinate advisor be too much to ask. Whoo Hoo. Spot the deranged nut ahead of the State Department.

4. Quick, get him on the waiting list for surgery in the finest medical system in the world!

5. With a little help from the ‘Hair Club for Men (and shortass dictators)’ he could present some nice mutton-chop sideburns and look like a crappy Korean ‘Elvis’ impersonator.

6. Oh but wait! Diabetic, with heart condition and hates exercise! Can you say diabetic ulcers? Sure you can!
   Kimmy baby is going to die slooooow and ugly as bits of him rot off. Better than a shark tank. More like one of those plastic shredders Saddam was so fond of, but slower and the smell is worse.
   His many “mistresses” are going to have to work on controlling their gag reflex just to stay in the same room.
   Hey Kimmy! I understand maggots can work wonders on gangrene.

7. Micheal Moore should be hung by his ankles over a sharktank but the sharks would probibly lose their appitite

8. I’m so Ronery,
   So ronery,
   So ronery and sadry arone
   There’s no one,
   Just me onry,
   Sitting on my rittle throne
   I work very hard to be number one guy
   but, stiwr there’s no one to right up my rife
   Seems rike no one takes me serirousry. And so,
   I’m ronery,
   A rittle ronery,
   Poor rittle me.
   There’s no one I can rerate to,
   Feewr rike a biwd in a cage
   It’s kinda siwry
   but, not reawry
   because, it’s fiwring my body with rage
   I’m the smartest,
   most crever,
   most physicawry fit
   but, none of the women seem to give a shit
   Maybe someday, they’wr awr notice me
   And untiwr then,
   I’wr be ronery
   Yeah, a rittle ronery
   Poor rittle me…

9. It’s not the heart, it’s his liver.
   The official images released over the last five years would indicate a drastic change in skin tone…
   The probable successor, Kim Jong Chol, showed up in Germany last year for a Clapton concert.
   http://ashesoftyranny.blogspot.com/2006/06/weird-development.html
   If there’s any truth to this, Chol has probably already been recalled to Pyongyang from Geneva, or whatever first world European country he happens to be residing in at the moment…

10. “It’s not the heart, it’s his liver.”
    That’s “River”…”River”….trouble with his “river”

11. sounds suspiciously like a borat dion speech

12. Oooo, liver disease too! That’s even better. Hurts like all get out, that does. Kimmy’s life is about to enter a period of serious suckage, followed by loooong dirt nap.
    Have another nip Kimmy, fer yer liver y’know. I’m buying.