Not to be outdone, “non-binary” inmate Mr Hunter S Christian, our violator of dogs and enthusiast of child pornography, complains that he was denied access to Minoxidil treatments to correct his receding hairline – apparently, an unthinkable transgression – and likewise, testosterone supplements, supposedly to address his “shrinking testicle size.”

Sure would be nice if men went to men’s prisons, women went to women’s prisons, and others were dropped off a high cliff. Serve the time if you do the crime, no special consideration.