It’s time to announce the contest winner, but first — the honourable mentions;
“I put carbon tacks on his chair and he sat down!” – Carbon Tacks
“Have You Been Driven by a Ford, Lately?” —Foggytrucker
First runner up goes to Syd B, whose entry was late, but just way too good to throw out.
“Grope and Change”
And the prize winning entry…
“Because it’s 2018, bitch.”
Seb, send me an email and we’ll get a book out to you.
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Caption Contest, closes 12:01am on Monday morning. Winner will get their choice of a free book, from the SDA Free Book Library.
“I have an awful feeling that thith ith not the Peter Pan audition.”
It: We are not amused!
Ford: yes, yes we are.
Something even the CBC crowd and SDA nation can agree on….
“The most powerful man in Canada. And his nemesis.”
Caption: “oh…but, but, but……..socks!
Ford’s new government has been meeting with a wide range of people and today was no exception as he greets a member of the group Cognitive Disability Canada.
JT does his best Stan Laurel impression
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and after bitter confounding dialogue with the upstart premier Trudeau’s sphincter inexplicably losses control resulting in unexpected downstream greenhouse gas emissions
Inspired by watching 4:16 video of deranged “Pony Play.”
“Shiny Pony meets Plow Horse.”
“What would daddy do? That’s it, I’ll invoke the climate-war measures act”.
DOUG FORD: THINKING: “I won a landslide election and Justin copied my look with a matching outfit with brown shoes! Oh man, is he going down, I’m gonna bury his pretty little frog ass.”
JUSTIN TRUDEAU: THINKING: “I’m gonna bury these ‘ugly ass shoes’ … HE effing copied me! Hmm, wonder about those new ‘hoof’ shoes featured on YouTube. Maybe I’ll cheer myself up and buy a pair for Macron too.”
Trudeau, stunned at Rob Ford’s reply to being asked to share the seat on the federal float at the next Pride Parade.
“For Christs’ sake Justin, just sit like your mother!”
I think we have a winner.
Two thought bubbles:
Trudeau: …yeah … fuck …
Ford: Fuck yeah!!
“Nice of you to wear Conservative Blue, but you’d still better keep your hands to yourself. Yes, I know that’s what you do most of the time – to yourself.”
Wait a minute. That’s not Andrea Horwath.
“Tell me again why the Prime Minister should be embarrassed to be meeting with the Fords.”
Farting Contest “Overreach”, Disqualified – Winner Ford ! !
JT thinking, or what passes for thinking in his mind… ‘I guess I never fooled the electorate as much as I had hoped, and suck so bad at this that they voted this guy in.’
Doug Ford’s government will be the windshield that Trudeau’s flying insect circus slams into on the 401.
My business partner came up with “Grope and Change, but too late for submission. I thought it was brilliant.
“.. rethink concepts such as Time and Space….”
I just shake my head.