I’ve mentioned American novelist and conservative opinion columnist, Mark Helprin, on multiple occasions. John Anderson’s article in the LA Times is a good read. Recieved via email, I’ve made it available here.
A new novel by Helprin – “Freddy and Fredericka” – is due out in July.
Disposed To Believe The Worst
Jeffrey Schuster revisits the looting of the Iraq National Museum in the days following the fall of Saddam Hussein, and how foreign journalists grabbed misinformation fed them by “museum officials” – Baath party appointees – without skepticism or verification, and ran with it.
By the end of the day on Saturday, April 12, then, the major outlines of the story had been set by the journalists in Baghdad. According to the officials who had been located and interviewed on the museum grounds, most if not all of the collection had been removed by looting Iraqis. Again, according to a handful of Iraqis on the grounds, the American forces, who could have prevented this catastrophe, did nothing. Writing for the Sydney Morning Herald, Paul McGeough, who linked the museum story to his wider anti-war stance, did not hesitate to cast the first stone. “After witnessing three weeks of attacks on Baghdad and almost a week of looting – especially of the Iraq National Museum,” he writes, “questions about where the criminality lies become blurred.”
The numbers of artifacts lost inflated as one report followed another, and academics joined the chorus. The “170,000” items of antiquity lost from the undefended museum were worth “billions of dollars”. It was an “act of violence against humanity”, “a tragedy that has no parallel in world history”. No latitude was given to a US military occupied with battling the murderous Saddam Fedayeen – the “no war for oil” chorus rewrote the pages of their songbooks. The charge that “lives are more important than oil” was replaced with “pottery is more important than lives”.
Some reporters, like McGeough, used the situation to take a cheap-shot at the US administration. Others, like Burns, were simply “disposed to believe the worst.” And still others were unable or unwilling to fact-check some of the basic points of the story, the most crucial being the figure of 170,000 coming from Nabhal Amin, a former official who was not privy to all of the procedures that had been implemented over the preceding months to safeguard Iraq’s antiquities. The academics, however, probably come off with the largest stain on their reputations. That members of a professional class who swear by the tenets of critical thinking and the presentation of evidence at every turn would be the first ones to accuse the US military without waiting for a proper investigation tells us a lot about the state of current political discourse in academia. There were few apologies and when they did come they were uttered through clenched teeth.
Via the German blog, Medienkritik.
The Superior Race
Matt Labash;
These days, Canadian publications are chockablock with surveys showing that Canadians see themselves as something akin to a superior race. The prime ministers of what was once a reliable ally that ponied up in times of war have treated us like traffic-light squeegee-men when we’ve stopped at their corner, asking for assistance with our latest military adventure. They have spurned our missile-defense shield out of spite, even knowing it would save their Canadian bacon. Their legislators have publicly called us “bastards” and stomped on our president in effigy. Their citizens have booed our children at peewee hockey games.
Being bloodthirsty Americans, we have naturally fired a few warning volleys in lieu of slapping them with a restraining order. A few years ago, my friend Jonah Goldberg from National Review wrote a piece elegantly titled “Bomb Canada,” encouraging us to smack Soviet Canuckistan, as Pat Buchanan calls it, “out of its shame-spiral” since “that’s what big brothers do.” Canadians responded as Canadians always will when faced with overt aggression. They wrote inordinate numbers of letters of concern, exercising what Canadian writer Douglas Coupland calls their “almost universal editorial-page need to make disapproving clucks.”
[…]
So I spent three days on Nexis kicking up every comparison-survey and statistic I could find on American/Canadian values. I became so gripped with the subject I could have been mistaken for a Canadian.
This unscientific research quickly confirmed that Canadians are bizarrely obsessed with us, binge-eating out of our cultural trough, then pretending it tastes bad. Plainly the two things Canada needs most are a mirror and a good psychiatrist.
Hostage Released. No Video.
* sigh *
An agent of El Libranofesto wanders into camp, and what do our erstwhile brave neo-con bloggers do with the opportunity?
Gush.
What a bunch of all hat, no cattle, chickenhawk, warblogging wannabes they turned out to be.
Not just one, but two shiny brass rings went swinging slowly by …. plump, juicy low-hanging fruit… and they turned the bitch loose. That wasn’t just a couple million in ransom cash flying out the window, kiddies – that was your chance at gaining a sympathetic voice at the Toronto Star.
Antonia Zerbisias has never met a bomb building, hostage taking, sword-wielding “insurgent” she couldn’t cheer for. And we didn’t even get a fake hostage video out of it.
Just An Oversight
NEW YORK — The committee probing the Oil-for-Food scandal says it will correct omitting the name of a U.N. official involved in the international controversy who has a close relationship with the executive director of the panel.
It’s well known that the Volcker commission’s executive director, Reid Morden, and Louise Frechette have had a “longstanding professional relationship” for 30 years, according to the Independent Inquiry Committee — dubbed the “Volcker commission” after its chief, former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker.
[…]
Committee officials admit that Morden discussed working on the U.N.-commissioned investigation with Frechette before he took the job with Volcker but they insist the friendship has not influenced Volcker’s work at all and that the investigation is being conducted in a thorough and impartial manner.
But in the interim report released by the Volcker commission last month, which highlighted abuses and mismanagement of the Oil-for-Food program, Frechette is treated discreetly. Her name is nowhere to be found — the report mentions only her job title — even when declaring that she stopped U.N. auditors from telling the U.N. Security Council (search) about Oil-for-Food irregularities. That detail can be found on page 186 of the 219-page interim report. She later claimed she was just following U.N. rules.
Congressional critics like Rep. Tim Murphy, who also is a member of the House Energy and Commerce Committee that is investigating Oil-for-Food, has accused the investigation of having an unreported conflict of interest.
“One of the things that occurs when one is part of an investigation is, you disclose in the first page what your relationships are so it’s very clear — it’s very clear — if there’s any potential conflict of interest,” said the Pennsylvania Republican.
“The fact that in this report, they didn’t even refer to her by name or by title, and it seems to be that there is some attempt here to hide that there is any link or relationship there, I think only heightens or magnifies the concerns here that there’s a potential for a conflict of interest.”
Frechette, 58, came to the United Nations following a long career as a Canadian civil servant. The first deputy secretary-general in U.N. history, she has served since 1998 as Annan’s chief administrator. She also chairs the steering committee on U.N. Reform and Management Policy.
FoxNews seems to be the one-stop shopping mart for developments on the Oil-For-Food investigations, complete with background links.
Meanwhile, on the Canadian beat..
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The Coal Miner’s Black Maid?
I’ve been trying to give this new Canadian blogger the benefit of the doubt. I read him when I can muster up the resolve. . .
An example of a typical Jim Bobby paragraph.
Whooee! Lookin’ at the title I gave this boog story, you might be thinkin’ ol’ JimBobby’s gonna start dishin’ out advice on boogin’. Shee-it! I ain’t that much of a numbnuts. I know I’m jest a neo-fighter in the boogeysphere boxin’ ring. NosireeBobby. I’m gonna point you at sumpin’ I come across this mornin’ where sum fellers an’ gals down in Californie set up a wiki on bein’ a better booger. (I’m already takin’ sum o’ the Californicators’ advice an’ my very first paragraph got right t’ the point.)
I could understand if the content were more consistant with the parody (The Politburo Dictat comes to mind as someone who pulls it off nicely.) “Jim Bobby” bears no similarity to any rural Canadian dialect – what he does is more like a cross between a Tennessee coal miner and Miss Prissy*. Yet, his Liberal-leaning content is devoid of the “self”-mocking satirical stance one would expect from a contrived character as extreme as “JimBobby”. The employment of a “rural redneck illiterate” stereotype seems pointless. The resulting disconnect achieves little more than making the posts extremely difficult to read.
I don’t as a rule go out of my way to critique other bloggers, especially Canadian ones – it’s a fledgling group that needs to build a sense of community. Consider it a bit of constructive criticism and an observation for others who are trying to carve out their own niche. Creating a unique personality, indulging in quirkiness or adopting a theme – good, proven techniques in an increasingly crowded blogosphere.
Making your entries virtually impossible to comprehend?
Not good.
update – Wow. For all the pretense of the “good ‘ol boy” gimmick, JimBobby has anasty, reactive side to him.
What Went Right
Victor Davis Hanson notes the growing numbers of critics and naysayers who are stepping over each other to pile onto the New Middle East bandwagon. (Reminder to passengers – you’re supposed to be relieved and happy that your best hopes worst fears for American defeat in Afghanistan and Iraq did not come to pass.)
This newfound turnabout follows the successful election and its aftershocks in the region. Before then, it had become a sort of D.C.-insider parlor game to look back at the conflict in the aftermath of September 11 an catalogue our mistakes.
Without much appreciation that error is the stuff of war, that by any historical benchmark the removal of the Taliban and Saddam Hussein was nothing short of miraculous, that our ongoing assessments of success and failure changed hourly within the fluid 24-hour newscycle, or that acrimonious hindsight was often used to save face about earlier wrongheaded pronouncements, we continued to tally up the “I told you so’s.”
Lapses were, of course, numerous and easy to spot from our armchairs in America the morning after – laxity in securing borders and arms depots and reforming the Iraqi army, a too-prominent televised American profile from the Green Zone, tardiness in elections, too large and plodding an interim American bureaucracy, slowness in dispersing allotted aid, the April pullback from Fallujah, and so on. Add in Abu Ghraib, plus Syria’s and Iran’s agents and subsidies, and the reconstruction proved more difficult than the three-week victory might otherwise have presaged.
Many erstwhile supporters from the boomer generation – one that is more utopian and therapeutic than practical and tragic – simply bailed on the entire enterprise. They would not return until the successful elections on January 30 and the amazing aftershocks throughout the Middle East convinced them that their continued hypercriticism might leave them on the very wrong side of history.
Lost in all this self-examination and lamentation was any appreciation for the extraordinary things that went right – often against overwhelming odds and in the face of sharp criticism and mistrust. In the past, I have cited the ostracism of Yasser Arafat and the withdrawal of troops from Saudi Arabia – both controversial at the time – as key events that began to change the calculus of the Middle East in our favor. But there were other developments that are likewise scarcely mentioned today that have made all the difference between sure failure and our present achievement.
Pajamalanche….
Dear God… I’m currently the number 2 google hit for “Michael Jackson Pajamas”… #1 on AOL…
H&K
I have two sources that suggest that this was the type of weapon used by James Roszco in the murder of the four RCMP in Mayerthorpe last week.

HECKLER & KOCH, HK91, Caliber 308
Semi Automatic, Assault Rifle
CNN: Photo Enhancement?
Mick Stockinger notices something odd in a CNN report on a US Senate vote over oil drilling in Alaska.
The picture’s caption reads: “Musk ox graze in an area proposed as a possible site for oil exploration inside Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.” Hmmm. Considering that the proposed drill site is on the coastal plain and that the Brooks range is nearly over the horizon, at the southern edge of ANWR wilderness area, I would say that this is a flat-out lie.
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There are actually two kinds of deception going on here. The site may well have been included in a 1987 proposal to congress, but it bears no relevance to the current ANWR drilling proposal. Captioning the photo makes me very suspicious that this is no inadvertant mistake or simple sloppiness. Aside from the equivocation on which proposal is being discussed, I believe CNN inserted this photograph because it has a much more appealing esthetic than the coastal plain where the facility is actually proposed to be built. Tundra just doesn’t tug at the heart strings the way snow- capped mountains do.
Via Michelle Malkin.
Common Purposes Cross Paths
Damian Brooks has a close encounter of the serendipity kind. A story that bears watching.
Evolution, Knowing Less Than We Thought
I recieved this via an email list. The only links I could come up with were behind a subscriber wall, so I”m reposting it here in its entirety. There is more in the extended entry – fascinating stuff for both the dog breeder and medically oriented. For dog breeders who have been following discussions raging around genetic diversity over the past few years (an offshoot of the environmental and animal rights cults), the findings about the frequency of new mutations undermines some old mythology that physical extremes in dog breeds are due to inbreeding.
Old tricks make new dogs
Dozens of new dog breeds have taught Dallas scientists one of evolution’s very old tricks. The researchers have uncovered a previously unappreciated genetic mechanism that, over millions of years, may have helped sculpt the many different shapes of the world’s animals.
The findings based on a gene that helps give dog breeds their distinctive head shapes may also explain how massive St. Bernards, tiny Chihuahuas and everything in between descended from the wolf in just a few thousand years.
Understanding this genetic process could also give scientists new clues to the development of the human form and brain, as well as the rampant growth of cancers.
“We’re just beginning to scratch the surface of all the gadgets and tools that nature has come up with,” said John “Trey” Fondon, one of the biologists from the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center at Dallas who performed the new research. “This is just one of them. But what
it says is that we don’t know nearly what we think we know about how evolution works.”
Original Research Article here (pdf), courtesy of John Fondon.
The report describing the research, released Monday [12-13-04], appears online in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Several years ago, Dr. Fondon and UT Southwestern collaborator Harold “Skip” Garner began to study portions of the genetic blueprint that stood out from the rest. The genetic blueprint of all organisms exists in long chains of four DNA chemicals, abbreviated A, T, C and G. Embedded in those chains are series of the same letters, repeated over and over again, such as CAGCAGCAGCAGCAG.
The scientists noticed that many of these repeated series were smack in the middle of genes that instruct cells to make proteins important for sculpting the body’s form during an animal’s development.
Curious about whether different repeated lengths cause different body shapes, Dr. Fondon decided to investigate them in a species that encompasses a vast range of shapes — man’s best friend, the domestic dog.
92 breeds studied
Drs. Fondon and Garner used dogs — including their own pets — representing 92 breeds to obtain DNA from blood samples. The scientists then used a laser 3-D scanner to create computer models of dog skulls from the same breeds, loaned from museums in Alaska, Washington, D.C., Los
Angeles and Switzerland. Finally, they analyzed the repeated sequences in several genes and tried to make correlations between the length of the repeats (which varies among breeds) and the shapes of the dogs’ skulls.
The UT Southwestern scientists found that the number of repeats in a gene called Runx-2 correlates with the angle and length of a breed’s nose. For instance, bull terriers dogs with long, downturned snouts, typified by former Budweiser mascot Spuds McKenzie, had 13 repeats in a row. But the boxer, with a short and upturned nose, had 16 repeats.
The scientists concluded that the lengths of genetic repeats in all the dogs studied had to be a result of domestication and breeding because dogs had repeat lengths well outside the range in their ancestor, the wolf. That fits with the fact that the dog noses can be much shorter or much longer than wolf noses.
The findings also mean that established dog breeds continue to change — and new ones continue to appear — because breeders are creating new genetic material as they select dogs with the highly prized, more extreme physical traits.
Dr. Fondon suspects that along with head shape, many aspects of a breed’s appearance, including leg length, girth, tail type and overall size, may be due to variation in repeats found in key genes.
Conventional wisdom says all the traits seen in modern dogs were presentbut simply hidden in wolves, Dr. Fondon said.
“Our data shows that dogs are creating new variation all the time,” he said.
Joyner On MSNBC
For those who get MSNBC’s “Connected Coast-to- Coast” , friend and blogging cohort James Joyner will be a guest at 5pm Eastern “to discuss, of all things, the recent spate of judge shootings and what needs to be done about it.”.
Anatomy Of A Complaint
The final version of my letter of complaint to the Vancouver Sun has been published (popup jpg) re: a Spector column titled “Appalling glee on the right at the prospect of US payback for a dithering PM”.
As I pointed out to his editors, the column was completely devoid of URL’s or direct quotes to support his accusation. That should have been their first sniff that something was rancid… but editors are lazy, I guess – trivial matters like going to the source for fact checking purposes is too much effort. So much for the professionalism of the “mainstream media”.
For background, read the original post and comments and compare it to Spector’s take. Note that the chain of events places the appearance of his column in the Vancouver Sun in very close proximity, time-line wise, with his suspension of authorship privilages from the same website he critiques. Norm asserts that his column was submitted prior to his suspension – I’ll take him at his word. (The details about his departure were not public until he chose to volunteer them in an announcement of his “resignation” at Blogs Canada*.)
I was invited by Patricia Graham, Editor in Chief, to submit a letter. The original version appears here in its original email form.
Thanks; I’ve passed it along to the letters editor so you may hear from us prior to publication.
On morning of March 8th, I recieved a cheery note from Cheryl Parker, Letters editor, along with a request for my phone and address for their files. I asked she include the url for my blogsite.
Thank you, Kate. I’ll add the url and let you know what day it will be in the paper.
Late in the afternoon I recieved a call from Fazil Milhar (editorial pages editor). He asked pointedly if the content of Shotgun post had been changed since it was written on March 2nd. I assured him that it hadn’t. He seemed reluctant to believe me, and the interrogation continued. It began to occur to me that the question was in fact, a veiled accusation.
I wonder where he got that idea?
I informed Mr.Milhar of the protocols concerning blog changes and updates, and that to the best of my knowledge, nothing had been altered or removed from the post or its comments by me or anyone else. (Oddly, he did not contact the editors of the WS for verification.)
He then declared that, under Canadian law, the Vancouver Sun was legally responsible for any libel that might be on an external link, and that because content might change after the fact, they would not provide a direct URL to the “Missile Defence” post at the Shotgun. I countered that on any given day you could find external links in the pages of newspapers – it didn’t seem to be a concern to the Montreal Gazette when they published a link to Monte Solberg’s blog.
There was complete silence for a moment.
In lieu of a URL to the thread, he offered to quote the post directly. That only addresed the remarks about the alleged comparison of Arafat to Paul Martin – not the “glee” he alleged in the comments. I suspect the Sun might have wanted to steer readers well clear of the thread, in view of their columnists contributions to it;
If you spent less time as an anonymouse writing long-winded, over- intellectualized and meaningless postings, you too could probably learn French. Lots of westerners have, including the deputy minister of finance. And it’s not as if French immersion hasn’t been around for a few years. Face it: you’re a bigot.”
During the discussion, I filled him in on the fact that Norm had been suspended and asked if he was aware of his conduct in previous weeks on the internet. He resignedly admitted he had, and from my end of the line, didn’t sound particularly happy about what he’d found.
As is their nature, editors have difficulty recognizing that readers are not employees. Later that evening, I recieved a sharply redacted rewrite of my letter, ending with this;
“I leave it to readers to decide whose interpretation is correct, Spector’s or
mine.”
I replied that my interpretation was not subject to majority vote, and unrewrote the rewrite. I received this reply:
“For legal reasons, we will not refer to Western Standard’s Shotgun blog.”
Legal reasons? This is the same Vancouver Sun that gave approval to Norm Spector to write;
” the website of the Western Standard — a diverse group united only in their antipathy to lefties and Liberals..”
From the Law Offices of Flip, Flop and Bipolar….
I finally agreed to the version that was published. It had become obvious to me that protecting Norm Spector from the embarrassment of his own misrepresentation trumps journalistic ethics and transparency at the Vancouver Sun. More to the point, the exercise had already served its original purpose.
Despite the title they preface the letter with – Treat Blog Writers With Respect Due Other Authors, there is no mention of SDA or the Western Standard Shotgun.
A raw text file containing the full exchange from which the exerpts have been taken is here.
Who Controls The Past
France’s National Library has airbrushed Jean-Paul Sartre’s trademark cigarette out of a poster of the chain-smoking philosopher to avoid prosecution under an anti-tobacco law.
“Smoking,” the Left-wing existentialist wrote, is “the symbolic equivalent of destructively appropriating the entire world.”
And yet in its poster for an exhibition to mark the hundredth anniversary of Sartre’s birth the Biblioth�que Nationale de France decided, destructively or not, to edit out the philosopher’s Gauloise.
Via Wretchard, who notes the Orwellian nature of the sanitization.
Michael Jackson Party Pajamas
Michael Jackson arrived late to the courtroom today, dressed in blue designer pajamas with a kangaroo pouch front pocket bulging with tasty animal crackers and pop rocks and little red toy cars that go whiiiiiirrrrrrrrrirr when you run their wheels back and forth along his supple, eager groin.
(Related: “Dickens This Week” special report.)
Vitor Marciano Gets Results
After Vitor began revealing the unusual list of Liberal party donaters, obtained through their searchable database, Elections Canada has responded – by making it nearly impossible to use.
Update – Bound By Gravity is busy with a work around. If you’re techie inclined at all, pop by and see what you can help with.
“Afghan Warrior” Enters The Blogosphere
A blog from Afghanistan. Good news. Their voices are needed to fill the void left by the scores of mainstream journalists who left the country in disappointment after the failure of the Afghan election to fail.
Funeral Day In Canada
An extract from Hansard is in the extended entry, in case we were of the mistaken notion that the Liberal government takes the murder of 4 RCMP seriously enough to effect meaningful and immediate policy change towards dangerous offenders. And why would they? As they do each 11th of November, they’re just so much better at showing up for the cameras at national days of mourning to declare their “profound sympathy” and “deep gratitude for their sacrifice” .
It’s not as though they have to dress for these events often enough to become a nuisance – usually it’s just ordinary Canadians who are shot, beaten, stabbed or dragged to their deaths by dangerous juvenile offenders and habitual criminals. You won’t see Paul Martin or Irwin Cotler at any of those services.
Sometime in the future, after their return to Ottawa from the memorial service in Alberta, they’ll go through a compilation of prospective appointments and run fingers down the list looking for more appropriately left-leaning, socially sensitive, Liberal-friendly lawyers to enhance an entrenched Liberal-friendly justice system that recycles criminals like Jim Roszco back into the community as if they were so many empty pop bottles.
And why not? When it comes to election time, we’ll have the Canadian Media Party manning the microphones and chanting “give us gay marriage, or give us death!”. And true to their trained pony nature, Ontario voters will turn up to support them in sufficient numbers to ensure that we get both.
Reader Tips
Readers have been sending a steady stream of news links over the past couple of weeks. I’ve arbitrarily chosen a few – I’m sure I’ve overlooked some I shouldn’t have. In addition to doing a lot of posting, I’m also starting to come face to face with some work deadlines. A lot of the stuff sent demands blog posts of their own, but sometimes I’m preoccupied with other things, other times (Steyn columns come to mind), the links have propogated across the blogosphere already, and I figure that most of my blog-surfing readers will have or soon will, come across them somewhere else.
“He was a founding director of a Scarborough mosque and a doting father who brought his children to the park for picnics on weekends. Now he’s been named as a key commander of a terrorist group linked to Al Qaeda that’s fighting against the Americans in Iraq.”
(From August of 2004, background on terrorist groups in Canada.)
Pierre Pettigrew says the US State Department asked Canada not to add the Tamil Tigers to the list of terrorist organizations. Official US State Department response: “Say, what?”
Finally – Confounding the experts, scientists discover that ice melted before the invention of the internal combustion engine. Who knew?

