We need a Paul Martin drinking game. I’d create one myself, but it’s been over thirteen years since my last drink so I’m a bit handicapped here. (I can’t even remember what rum tastes like.) Anyhow, the idea is to listen to Paul Martin on the news. If he says ‘very, very’, that’s one shot. If he blames the Conservative ‘hidden agenda’, that’s two shots.
And so on.
Does someone want to step up to the plate on this?
This is my number one top priority – two shots
Prefacing a sentence with “let me be very clear” has to be worth at least two.
When he says he will get to the bottom of this…you have to chug a lug..cheers
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He mentions his dad a lot..is that not worth a sip or two? I mean, it’s really lame…
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Oohhhhh.. I just tested what you have ….. so far .. it was fine till I gots to mr. chug a lug…. hic! .. …..those 26’s sure fill ya up…. this is gonna be bloody expensive … hic!..
Have to head down to the hardware store and get me some more copper pipe… gotta increase the capacity o this thing .. .. hic!
Fundamentally, it’s all about the fundamentals and let me just say this fundamentally…
I should have been more vigilant.
I’m mad as Hell…
Come Hell or highwater…
when he starts flailing his hands in front of his face you have to drink until he stops.
Oh my God!!! I think I need another drink…….
Hoo. It’s a rough crowd tonight. PMPM doesn’t get any respect. Why, the other night, his wife told him to take out the garbage. She locked the door after him. No respect, I tell ya.
I could be on the floor by the end of Global National.
My tolerance is low.
Let me be perfectly clear….1 shot
Very very very…1 shot
Liberal Values,Canadian Values…1 Shot
my number one priority…1 shot
The Conservative “Hidden Agenda”…2 Shots
Any time he mentions the Charter of rights…2 shots
get to the bottom of this…2 shots
Changes position on a matter…NO SHOTS…Might result in Alchool poisining if there was.
Evrey time he waves his hand while talking to reporters…1 shot
Attacks Alberta or Ralph Klein…1 shot (this might also result in alchool poisining)
This is the Liberal party position on the matter…START CHUGGING THE BOTTLE.
I think the Canadian people deserve a break from bureaucracy and taxes…go to the nearest store and start chugging evreything in sight.
Can I get a drink…?
Conservatives in bed with the separtists – 2 shots
SSm is about rights – i/2 bottle of whine
Uh..and I uh, want to uh be very, very, clear uh this is the uh rights of uh uh those who uh -a shot; when the sreecher goes into her ‘uh uh’ halted speech, or cotier (justice) – you need to be under the table drunk to keep your head from exploding.
If he completes an entire sentence which if written would be grammatical, you’re drainin’ that whole bottle. (Don’t worry, I don’t think it’s happened since he became Liberal party leader.)
one shot for every “very” out of any Cabinet’s mouth
two shots whenever the Screecher stands up to answer a question (just to dull the pain), followed by a shot for every “very”
one shot for “fundamental” or derivatives
glass of whine for “wait for Gomery”
glass of whine for “altered tapes”
one shot for “allegations”
one shot for “can’t take ‘yes’ for an answer”
two shots for “serial tapist”
an entire bottle, your choice, for “we must return to civility in the House” or variations thereof
Wow. I’d never make it past the 2nd answer
Alberta(without Klein): 5 shots
I’ll drink to that!
Which of the following (or others) deserves loading up the needle with alcohol and starting to mainline? How about when Martin calls on the Conservatives to join the Liberals in a return to basic dignity and civility in the House of Commons? Or perhaps anytime he uses the words dignity and civility?
Frankly, I wouldn’t waste good booze on liars, cheats, and thieves. On the other hand, I might open a good bottle of port to celibrate a particularly fine Mark Steyn column.
“American-style ___” – one can of Bud.
“Canadians don’t want an election” – one shot of 1989-vintage Soviet Vodka.
Hey – Ralph Klein would actually stand up pretty well in this game.
Now if I had to listen to PM all day I would need a larger spewing bucket than the one I need right now for Ralph.
Long live drunken serfs.
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nspired by this post over at Small Dead Animals, I’ve decided to come up with a Question Period drinking game.
Take 1 shot for every question addressed to PM Paul Martin that Tony Valeri or Landslide Annie answers in his place.
Take 1 shot ever…
How about if he says “let me be perfectly clear about this” you have to lick the nearest ashtray and then chug a beer.
I’ll look Ralph Klein right in the eye and say NO!
(about health care reform)
How about if you are listening to Martin and you believe him, GO GET YOUR @#$%^&* SELF CHECKED IN!!
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Hello…. is this AA?
What?
Ok, I guess I am one of the new Martin lushes.
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When PMPM finaly informs us he is disolvig parlament permanantly to save money on running those pesky election thingys because we’ll just use one of our friendly public opinion polls to see who canadians want as pm…. one drink at the local watering hole nearest to my new home south of the border .(soon to be the border formerly known as the longest undefended border in the world until we legalized smoking pot while marring you budy.)
What this post proves is that when the Liberals decide on a message, they drive it home until everyone knows it.
Name one or two Conservative messages..other than Waste, Mismanagement and Corruption (which they have stopped using). It shocks me that someone in the Conservative braintrust hasn’t noticed how well this message bombardment works for the Liberals.
Anytime he mentions what “Canadians want!” drink up, and up and up…..
How about a nice bottle of vintage champagne for everytime he says”There will be no two-tier health care in Canada”as he drives off to his private clinic.
Any time he takes about “what mike harris did to ontario” without actually talking about what mike harris did
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