–will be in their mighty hands! (*)
Free soup, bread and a bit of pampering were in order downtown yesterday as the London Homeless Coalition and a core-area yoga studio reached out with massage, foot care and meditation … A Salvation Army truck was on hand to provide donated bread and soup.
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While she acknowledged few homeless people took part in being pampered, Peckham said it was a first-year outreach she hopes will grow in coming years.
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Those who were not homeless — including a group of first-year nursing students from the University of Western Ontario – could choose to donate the value of their treatments to the homeless coalition.
Nursing student Cheryl Georgeneau said, “it’s definitely an interesting idea,” and for a worthwhile purpose.
Reflexologist Mary Benson said the event gave her some hands-on experience in London. “Everyone says how much better it makes them feel . . . I’m glad I can get my hands on people who would otherwise not be able to afford it.”
Jenny Finch, who expressed an interest in meditation and participated in a session on personal praise, was intrigued. “I just think this is cool,” she said.
There were also draws for a free haircut, yoga, Nia dance, therapeutic touch and psychic reading.
How could we have missed this? The clear and obvious answer to the age-old problems of poverty and hunger? Why, Nia dance and psychic readings, of course!
And rest assured that the only reason no homeless person’s opinion was sought to confirm the obvious success of this scheme was that those Sally Ann types kept on slinging soup down their gullets every time they opened their mouths. Just jealous, obviously.
Certain grumpy parties, however, suspect that there might be a snag:
While I’m sure all the granola eaters are gently patting themselves on the back for being so nice to the homeless for one day, let’s see how Moonbeam and Rainbow Chakra react when the urine people start camping out on their stoop for the next three years.