Trying to save money? Wanna just stay home with your dog and watch TV? Well, if you live in Britain, it’s going to cost you. Since 1946 there’s been a television tax levied on each TV you own that receives a signal; today, the license costs $220 per year. As for that 12-year old Basset Hound of yours who sleeps all day, never leaves the house, and whose most aggressive action involves sighing and blinking once every twelve hours, he’s going to cost you even more: under proposed new measures unveiled today by the Labour government all dog owners would be required to get dog insurance that would cost up to £500 – approx. $770 Canadian – per year.
No matter where you go or what you do, the bony finger of the British state will find you. In Watford, parents who want to play with their children in recreation areas must first go through criminal record checks. Staying home won’t necessarily help you escape the intrusion of the state: several years ago the Labour government’s Children’s Minister, Beverly Hughes, proposed forcing parents to attend special classes where they would learn to sing nursery rhymes to their children. Without Labour’s policies, the Minister pointed out helpfully, “We could be on the road to ruin.”
Not everyone appreciates the help. When the mother of a five year old girl received a letter detailing a litany of health risks her daughter would face in the future because her body mass index was one-percent outside the recommended limit, mom was appalled, and its no wonder: take a look at the child in question. Actually, take a close look, because she might be following you: various local Councils recruit “environment volunteers” as young as seven to report people for offenses ranging from littering to making too much noise to putting out their trash on the wrong day. The little recruits “are given information packs about how to collect evidence….which could later be used in criminal prosecutions.”
In an essay titled Nanny State Britain is Killing Common Sense, Dr. Eamonn Butler writes:
“The organisers of a Christmas party in Embsay village hall were told they needed a full risk assessment, and nut allergy warnings on the mince pies. Schools have banned playground football. Clowns in Zippo’s circus couldn’t use trumpets in a three-minute sketch because they’d need a music licence. Manchester taxi drivers cancelled their annual outing for needy kids because each cab would need a risk assessment, each child would have to be accompanied by an adult, and each adult would need a six-week criminal record check.” (emph. mine)
If you think jettisoning your worldly possessions will put you in the clear, think again: an unemployed man who accidentally dropped a ten pound note was fined £50 for littering.



