The most entertaining outcome is the most likely: “BANANAS AND RICE” SOMALI girl has been ARRESTED for assaulting law enforcement in Minnesota
COP30: Schadenflamen!
The article doesn’t say it was a battery fire, but from the video in the BBC article above, it was a pretty impressive blaze for a simple electrical fault. Of course the intensity of the fire might have been caused by all the disposable single use petroleum based plastic used to construct the climate conference pavilion.
Life Imitates Art
The Simulation is just mailing it in now.
Ha!
Peanut Has Entered The Simulation
A squirrel ran across the stage while everyone was waiting for Kamala’s concession speech.
We Live In A Simulation
Change my mind.
It’s too on the nose: Democrat Senate candidate Lucas Kunce shot a reporter at an event with Adam Kinzinger. pic.twitter.com/FzcPXb811r
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) October 23, 2024
Better use a scope, there.
And… There are at least two canisters of explosive Tannerite powder on the table, down range from where guns are being fired
WTF?
I Give Up
Thomas Matthew Crooks, the 20 year old shooter who tried assassinating President Donald Trump at his campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania last night, was featured in a BlackRock ad in 2023!
Let That Sink In
The Flying Spur
Should have taken the Beetle: The Simulation strikes again.
Scratch A Leftist
Two days ago, Canadian Members of Parliament, including Federal cabinet minister @OmarAlghabra and Green Party Leader @ElizabethMay, met with and hosted a dangerous antisemite and Holocaust denier.
“The Canada-Palestine Parliamentary Friendship Group”, chaired by Liberal MP @SalmaZahid15, hosted Nazih Khatatba and his “Meshwar Media” on Parliament Hill for a celebratory event.
Khatatba’s Meshwar Media has referred to the Holocaust as the “Holohoax” – “the biggest lie in history.” In 2015, the newspaper called Judaism a “terrorist religion,” in which killing is ingrained.
In 2014, Meshwar Media praised the the synagogue massacre in the Har Nof neighbourhood of Jerusalem, in which Canadian citizen Chaim Rotman was murdered with an axe while at prayer, as “courageous”.
More recently, he praised the heinous nail-bomb murder of 16-year-old Aryeh Schupak as a “quality operation” by Palestinians.
The simulation is winking at us… @NazihKhatatba
Well Played, Simulation
Supporters of the convoy, which was protesting an end to vaccine mandates, are wondering why the pro-mandate, pro-lockdown lawyer for Trudeau seemingly had a stroke during the public inquiry today. pic.twitter.com/lijKgSETrd
— Keean Bexte (@TheRealKeean) November 9, 2022
Details here.
The Simulation Is Angry
On Thursday, February 17, 2022, shortly after midnight, Houston RCMP was called to the Marten Forest Service Road (FSR) after Coastal Gas Link (CGL) security reported acts of violence at their work site.
It was reported approximately 20 people, some armed with axes, were attacking security guards and smashing their vehicle windows. It was initially reported that some CGL employees were trapped, but all had managed to safely leave the area.
Upon police attendance at the 41 km mark, the roadway had been blocked with downed trees, tar covered stumps, wire, boards with spikes in them, and fires had been lit throughout the debris. As police worked their way through the debris and traps, several people threw smoke bombs and fire lit sticks at the police, injuring one officer.
Fiery, but mostly peaceful.
So, About That Simulation Hypothesis…
Where No Actor Has Gone Before
I have an uneasy feeling about this. It has simulation hypothesis written all over it.
Bumped for live feed:
The Machines Are Now Programming Us
You don’t get in unless you smile.
No, thats not creepy at all. Why yes I’d love to add my face to the recognition software database for the Central Scrutinizer!
Silly People
There’s some kind of weird Bill Maher/Mark Steyn convergence going on.
Nothing ever moves in this impacted colon of a country. We see a problem and we ignore it, lie about it, fight about it. When China sees a problem, they fix it. They build a dam, we debate what to rename it. #SpoilerAlert #WeLost pic.twitter.com/sETFwt7yFT
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) March 13, 2021
OK Simulation, You Win.
Release the Kraken.
[K]avanaugh > MI
[R]oberts > VA
[A]lito > PA
[K]avanaugh > MN
[E]lena > AZ
[N]eil > CO— Dwayne Williams (@padrefan13) November 21, 2020
h/t Quicksilver
Branches De Blasio
“Mayor Lori Lightfoot” Is Not The Name Of A DC Comics Character
We live in a simulation. So here’s Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago dressed as a low effort superhero called the Corona Destroyer. pic.twitter.com/gdfGh4ByOO
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) October 1, 2020