Tomorrow is a new day.
🚨 Breaking: IDF officially announced tonight that the new head of Hezbollah that replaced the previous new head of Hezbollah who was eliminated after he replaced the previous head of Hezbollah who was eliminated, was eliminated. pic.twitter.com/3eJo9o86l2
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) October 22, 2024
Related: The Lego Fauda movie.
h/t Marc
Thousands of people will be taking to the streets in mourning, with the announcement that Hamas Leader Yahya Sinwar has been killed. No word yet on whether Toronto City Hall flags will be at half mast, or whether CUPE will make a statement.
There’s always a job at the 7-Eleven.
Most of Hezbollah’s cash and gold reserves were destroyed in Israel’s recent strike that eliminated the Hezbollah leader at their headquarters. An estimated $1.5 billion in cash was incinerated, and 2,000 pounds of gold were melted into the earth during the attack.
Hezbollah terrorist Muhammad Mustafa Ayoub, a key operative in the Rocket and Missile Department of the Nasser Unit, had some… car trouble today.
He deserved the death penalty.
Notorious B.C. serial killer Robert (Willie) Pickton was on life support Monday after a brutal attack by another prisoner in Quebec’s maximum Port-Cartier Institution.
Pickton was airlifted to hospital after the assault, which sources say took place just before 2 p.m. local time on Sunday, May 19.
One source said the attacker had earlier assaulted other inmates at the prison before being moved to segregation. The attack on Pickton allegedly happened after the prisoner was then released back onto the same unit as the serial killer, Postmedia has learned.
But no one deserves to live at the mercy of prisons run by incompetents.
The man who forgot how to swim.
The story became one of palace intrigue due to the anonymous 911 call, the location of the Obamas at the time of the incident, and the former president’s injuries at a golf course not long after the event. He was sporting bandaged hands and a black eye. It might be a coincidence, but the drowning has sparked many conspiracy theories and accompanying fact-checks, which don’t mean anything. The liberal media destroyed the ‘fact check’ beat when weaponizing these pieces against the Trump presidency.
Like the FBI, it’s lost all credibility. If anything, it only pours more gasoline on the conspiratorial bonfire. Later, it was determined that the Obamas were on the island but not at their residence, though the emergency call log from police appeared scattered. And the freakish thing about the Campbell case is that he isn’t the first chef to die serving a former Democratic president. The Clintons personal chef, who also served the Bush White House, died in 2015. The cause of death: drowning.
Vegan influencer Zhanna Samsonova has allegedly “died of starvation” after subsisting exclusively on a diet of exotic fruit in Malaysia, according to her friends and family.
She was 39.
The Russian national — who frequently promoted raw foods on social media where she was known to her millions of viewers on TikTok, Facebook, and Instagram as Zhanna D’Art — reportedly died July 21 after finally seeking medical treatment during a tour in Southeast Asia, according to local media outlet reports.
“A few months ago, in Sri Lanka, she already looked exhausted, with swollen legs oozing lymph,” one unidentified friend told Newsflash. “They sent her home to seek treatment. However, she ran away again. When I saw her in Phuket, I was horrified.”
You can take the boy out of Chicago…
Barack Obama’s private chef, Tafari Campbell, vanished on Sunday evening while paddleboarding in Edgartown Great Pond. He turned up drowned Monday morning in a pond off the former president’s Martha’s Vineyard estate.
When Rebecca Vance went on a camping trip with her 14-year-old son and her sister last summer, she hoped the excursion to Colorado’s Rocky Mountains could be a path for them to “live off the grid” and start a new permanent way of life away from civilization, according to a family member.
But the decision to disconnect turned out to be deadly after three decomposed and partially mummified bodies were identified Tuesday, not long after the remains were found at a remote campsite in western Colorado. The deceased were identified by Gunnison County, Colo., Coroner Michael Barnes as Rebecca Vance, 42; her 14-year-old son, who has not been publicly identified; and her sister, Christine Vance, 41, all of Colorado Springs.
Trevala Jara, the Vance women’s stepsister, told The Washington Post that the group said they were going to live “off the grid” but did not tell loved ones where they were going to be. The two sisters and the boy probably started camping in July 2022 and died sometime over the winter, according to the Gunnison County Sheriff’s Office.
This lack of empathy is increasingly common – and, I would argue, encouraged – by many segments of our society, particularly those that exist in what you might call the “Cultural Marxist” space. Well, anytime you find yourself in any kind of Cultural Marxist space, you’re probably at least adjacent to psychopathy.
The CEO of OceanGate, which is operating the missing Titanic tourist submarine, explains that the company didn’t want to hire any experienced “50 year old white guys” because they weren’t “inspirational.”
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) June 21, 2023
Good Lord.
Please, please declare yourself a tran-swoman and demand that transfer to a woman’s prison.
BREAKING: The Liberals are REFUSING to send Paul Bernardo back to maximum security, and voted against a motion to do just that.
— Mark Slapinski (@mark_slapinski) June 12, 2023
@ConceptualJames – The top rated New York Times comment right now. Most of top comments are like this. New Yorkers are PISSED. Their city leadership and DA Bragg have failed them unbelievably.
Just not enough to stop voting for it.
Daniel Penny, the Marine Corps veteran who fatally subdued a deranged, threatening vagrant on the subway last week, was arraigned Friday on manslaughter charges in Criminal Court.
Anyone who expected differently in DA Alvin Bragg’s Manhattan hasn’t been paying attention.
I did a couple of threads begging you guys to NEVER INTERVENE in NYC.
You called me a coward, you said I had no honor, you said I didn’t understand like you did. You’re all SO MUCH SMARTER than me.
They are gonna lynch the guy who defended passengers from a subway psycho. https://t.co/Zzsv8pI1j7
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) May 3, 2023
Daily Mail- Jeremy Clarkson will be dropped
Harry and Meghan have rebuffed an apology from Jeremy Clarkson over his column – as it emerges his Clarkson’s Farm and Grand Tour series will be dropped from Amazon Prime.
The Duke of Sussex branded the article about his wife ‘horrific, hurtful and cruel’ during an interview with ITV’s Tom Bradby to discuss his autobiography Spare earlier this month.
Sandy Hook might have been a hoax after all.
Sandy Hook families said a Connecticut judge should impose “the highest possible punitive damages” for Alex Jones, suggesting by one calculation that could be as high as $2.75 trillion.
Armstrong Economics- Judge Seals Middleton Case
Middleton is the main link between Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein. Days after Ghislaine Maxwell revealed she would unveil her client list for a reduced sentence, Middleton suddenly died at the age of 59.
The death was ruled a suicide. Middleton allegedly traveled 30 miles from his home to a ranch that he never had reportedly visited. He hung himself from a tree and simultaneously shot himself in the chest with a shotgun. The sheriff at the scene immediately claimed there would be no investigation.
Emphasis mine.
