The Continent Is In The Very Best Of Hands

38 Replies to “The Continent Is In The Very Best Of Hands”

1. Possibly the dumbest person ever to hold that job. If she was white they’d be tearing her limb from limb.

   1. I think the other person is a columnist for the Washington Post who is on PBS on Friday to discuss politics. This guy is even further out there in left field than expected from the Post. Genuinely delusional.

   2. People who speak for the president, particularly one who has the mental acuity of Abe Simpson, aren’t really bright but they do want the job badly.

      I don’t feel sorry for her but anyone who has to listen to her.

      What a maroon, as a wise lagomorph might say.

   3. white and straight

      FIFY

2. I think she got caught between trying to say Canada and Canadian in that particular flub.

   But she was flustered and barely coherent throughout the entire interview.

   1. “But she was flustered and barely coherent throughout the entire interview.”
      And?
      When is it not?

   2. I think it must be a leftist thing. They even have the same hand gestures.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBxAvxr9fo

3. “School bus”

4. Would the lady know where Canadia is?
   NORAD, hmmm…

   All too complicated for simple minds.
   After all the name is Karine Jean-Pierre.

5. Read the %#@&*! briefing books!

   1. Are the briefing books printed in eubonics?

      1. That’s probably the problem. Being Haitian, she speaks French creole.

6. The words you are looking for: Binational Command

   1. Indeed. Our defence swings both ways.

   2. Surely that should be non-binary, not binational.

7. I don’t live between Windsor and Quebec City…

   I live in Outer Canadia.

8. Not bad, for a “French woman.”

   1. Looks or intellect ?

9. That, ladies and germs, would probably pass for Cogent Ebonics at the “Decolonial Dialogues” at UBC.

10. “I want a new country” (Kate)

    Here you go….”Canadia”

11. c’mon people, let’s be fair.

    there were two qualifications for this job:
    1. BIPOC
    2. Less articulate than Kamela

    Narrowed the field of candidates considerably.

    1. No, there were three, she checks the queer box too.

    2. Let’s be fair. She’s a really cute BIPOC-LGBTQqAI2s+/- … so cute that I’d grab her by her short-curly-frosted hair while I’m pounding her doggy-style … oh wait! Nevermind … that’s what ONLY girls are thinking … and the trans-boys.

       She’s forbidden fruit for the heteros … deliberately placed on a plate, at the center of the table.

       1. Never stick your dick in crazy, Kenji.

12. Canadia actually sounds more flattering than Canuckistan or Trudeauopia!

13. I guess Biden didn’t want his press secretary to show him up. 10% Joe must have said, “Hire me the stupidest black female you can find.” Except being an old ally of the Dixiecrats he probably didn’t say black.

14. The US had to shoot it because probably the only misses Canada were display dummies.

15. She has to be that incompetent as the handlers wouldn’t want Biden’s press secretary to seem more sentient than old Joe. Given the institutional fealty to DEI, she’s a glimpse at your future average teacher, professor, doctor, lawyer, bureaucrat, …………..

    1. I forget the author, but I read a science fiction book once where all of the doctors, lawyers, and other “elite” people were in fact morons that did nothing more than what their AI devices told them to do (in between looking down on and sneering at the janitors, plumbers, street sweepers, and other flyover folks). However, it was the flyover folks that were actually the intellect and creators of the world and the ones that developed and created the rule base for the AIs. They were just keeping a low profile and pulling the strings from afar in order to stay out of the morons’ way.

16. She’s a particularly dimwitted ewok. Let me guess, she flies the rainbow flag also?

17. well it is a Karen,,erm karine!

18. Karine Jean-Pierre.

    Obviously, the dumbest in American history. My mind can process this via one and only one theory: SHE’S A TROLL. The appointer is even more evil than he is stupid. They’re not embarrassed; they’re laughing their a$$es off behind the curtain, the America-hating Obama mediocrities perhaps more than anybody.

19. Ladies and gentlemen – allow me to introduce a perfect example of a modern recipient of a Harvard degree. She continually referred to the Nobel prize as the “Noble” prize in a recent outing. About as articulate as Bathhouse Barry Obama off the teleprompter honestly.

20. Amorica has no better ally than Canadia.

    We have always been at war with Balloonland.

    Follow the instructions, and know this, your sacrifice will be noted by Big Brother.

21. Nice Beaver!

22. Canadia is very lucky to be given this honor by a female immigrant who is black AND gay.
    The only thing better would’ve been better if she/her was Muslim, and/or looked more manly instead looking cis.

    Thank you, Katrina Jean-Pierre.

23. How dare she say that the United States can do such a thing.

    I though Shiny Pony would only give the right use the airspace over Canadia to his allies in the Chinese Communist Party.

24. America doesn’t want another country muscling in on their northern territory, Canadya.