No, God is Angry

37 Replies to “No, God is Angry”

1. That’s just a warm up pitch, read Revelation.

   1. Perhaps the lightning was a warning to the Biden administration?

   2. “It is a dreadful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.” Hebrews 10:31

2. I guess we’re doing bad omens now. Cool.
   Quick – someone shove a tourist into a volcano so Gaia won’t get pissy.

3. I always carry a 2-iron in foul weather. Because not even God can hit a 2-iron

   1. Winner! Winner! Thanks, Kenji. Lots of laughs here at SDA today. (Jim Breuer, Cows with Guns…)

   2. Ahahhhahahahaha. That was funny. Good one.

   3. Democrats, please carry a golf club or metal shafted umbrella during a thunderstorm.

4. My tax monies will stop lighting strikes??
   Punch this into your search browser-
   IN THAT DAY WILL BURN THEM UP SAITH THE LORD.

5. If a farmer can’t fix a problem with duct tape and bailing wire, he tosses it.

   If a scientist can’t understand natural phenomena he blames it on global cooling-global warming-climate change, depending on the decade and the scam that is in fashion.

   1. And who funds him.

6. The computer model boondoggle says so.. Three people dead because hanging out in the middle of a wide open space is the thing to do when the sky turns black.. Or you can just go inside :)..

   Just how a tax is going to change this, Im not sure..

7. God was pitching: Strike three, yer outta here!

   1. Good one

8. Shocking.

9. Dozens of people die every year from lightening strikes.

   1. Yabbut these were climate change lightning strikes.
      Not like the old lightning strikes.
      Because science! /s

10. “Air temperatures topped out at 94 degrees Fahrenheit (34 degrees Celsius) – or 5F (3C) higher than the 30-year normal maximum temperature for Aug. 4 . . .”

    I see what you did there.

    1. And the punch line: “Our Standards: The Thomson Reuters Trust Principles.”

       You can’t expect a journalist to distinguish the difference between normal and average.

    2. That line really got my blood aboil. I am a native of the DC region and I have spent 95% of my 60+ years in the area, and around here we have a phrase to describe a high of 94F — “a hot day.” We have many of them every year, including in my childhood and teen years. They are miserable – humidity! – but they are not new or usual.

11. “The Valley of Greta

    In April 1856, a young girl from the Xhosa tribe named Nongqawuse walked with a friend to the banks of the Gxarha River, near the Indian Ocean. This was in an area that is now the Eastern Cape of South Africa. The two girls met two men who claimed to be ancestor spirits bringing a message from their ancestors: The Xhosa dead will rise up and lead the people into an era of freedom and prosperity.

    In order for this to happen, the strangers explained, the Xhosa people would have to abandon all of their old ways. They specifically said that witchcraft, sorcery, and sexual promiscuity had to be ended. The Xhosa people were to dedicate their time to building new pens for cattle and new fields for the new crops that would suddenly spring forth with the arrival of their spirit ancestors.

    There was one catch to this. The Xhosa were a people who depended primarily on cattle and the growing of crops to feed their cattle. The prophecy passed to Nongqawuse stipulated that the new era of prosperity would only come when the Xhosa killed all of their cattle and destroyed the means with which to raise them. This great leap of faith is what would usher in the triumph of their people.”

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-valley-of-greta/

    Guess how it ended.

    1. Everybody starved but the Liberals still got a record number of votes?

12. “Missed it by that much.”

13. Climate warning?

    Way to ignore the obvious.

    More like a God warning.

    Or Thor.

14. Bottom line, God missed. Next time it will be a fireball like the one that exploded over Sodom and Gomorrah a few millennia ago. Not going to risk missing the target again.

    https://opentheword.org/2020/08/25/archaeologist-find-evidence-that-sodom-and-gomorrah-were-destroyed-by-intense-fire/

    1. That was just ball lightening. 😀
       Also, God doesn’t miss.

15. Climate change is second only to religions for being BULLSHIT!

    1. You’ll change your tune — instantly — when you meet God. Wouldn’t want to be you then.

16. Yeah, lightening is a “climate warning” … so sayeth the climate sorcerers … ugh, utter crap.

    5 Doctors suddenly dropping dead is just a coincidence and has nothing to do with being injected with the same deadly “vaccines”.

    but yeah, lightening is a sign of angering the climate gods.

    Got it.

    Evil Super Clown World.

17. Reminds me of the day lightning **2 bolts** of lightning struck the dome of St-Peters the day Pope Benedict announced his resignation.

18. NO GOD, is angry!

    1. Who or what is “NO GOD?” Does a “NO GOD” Exist? If there is “NO GOD,” how can “it” be angry?

       1. fc
          are all katslicker that simp?

19. Bring it.. I could be so lucky that GOD would take the time to snuff me out..

20. Both theories are equally valid.

21. It would be helpful to know their political affiliations.

22. Two theories have been advanced which are at least equally ridiculous, one that this has anything to do with climate change, and two, that God was trying to hit prominent Democrats and narrowly missed. I don’t think God would narrowly miss. The mundane truth is that some people decided to be outside in a thunderstorm and this is what can happen, as it has many times in the past. The fact that it was a mile from the White Hut means nothing really.