In an act of magnificent benevolence, his Holiness, California Leader Governor Gavin Newsom, has permitted the great unwashed plebs of the his state to now freely do all of these fun activities:
Among other things, you can:
- Play badminton (but only one person on each side of the net)
- Play catch with a baseball or software (but not a football)
- Go hiking (but keep your distance from everyone else)
- Ride a horse
- Take your camera outside and … wait for it …capture photos
- Go rock climbing
- Play table tennis (but only one person on either side of the table)
- Wash your car
- Watch a sunrise or sunset
As appreciation for such kindness, feel free to send donations here.
Why has the SDA webpage been blocked for the past while?
I haven’t experienced any blockage from Calgary Alberta. Where do you live?
I was getting a server error for a while.
Nice to see that dog-walking is no longer considered a criminal act.
Having laid the groundwork for Gen Flynn’s exoneration and exposed the corruption of the FBI working to push the deep state’s objectives, Sidney Powell is leading the charge on lockdown:
https://mobile.twitter.com/SidneyPowell1/status/1256862349815959557
What a warrior!
Regarding the Trump ad – WOW! A Leader like no other! Nuff said.
“Play catch with a baseball . . . ”
No, no, no, no, no! You can throw a baseball, but don’t catch one. That filthy, unhygienic habit would doom us all.
Quite right but you can:
“Throw and catch an American mini football, Frisbee or Frisbee golf (not in groups)”
A full sized football is a known breeding ground for the virus. Just like in my town, Burlington, vehicle parades to celebrate an event must be kept to 5 cars and fewer. Lord knows when you add that sixth car, the virus spontaneously appears. These decisions are all based on “science” at least that’s what they told us.
Don’t forget that idling your car causes global warming and is verboten. Unless you’re in a drivethrough lane, where the magical burger fumes counteract the carbon.
People of California are now allowed to have sex again, but they much remain 6 feet apart. So …..
In California you can’t go outside except to have a dump on the sidewalk.
Is the preferred method to take a dump on a shovel and then fling it (from your doorstep) onto the street?
Dear Michael McCallion Sr: Once again you’ve added a lengthy comment which has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand. It will be deleted.
Is it ok to throw a boomerang?
Sad to see that yo-yos didn’t make the list either, bitter omissions for those of us who, ah, like to play with ourselves.
I trust you weren’t referring to the yo-yos that are elected to office.
Many in Silicon Valley will be glad to know they can now play catch with software. PlayStation or Xbox?
If we disinfect the football after catching it and returning it can we play catch?
Please??
We the sane citizens of the United States invite the “supreme leader” of California to go f**k himself!
Stranded in the California desert waiting for an uncanceled flight to Canada. Many would say I have no cause to complain, rightly so, but some Government restrictions are idiotic. We have 37 Spacious pools in our complex for 2006 homes. In normal years, there are usually 0-3 people lying about in chaise chairs and 1-2 in the pool and 1-2 in the hot tub.
This year, all the chairs and tables are gone. So they are now no fun pools. At 72, how likely is is that I will will stretch out on the concrete after my swim? Seriously, how long does a virus last on a plastic chair in direct sun of 104 degrees? This is already week 7 for lockdown. Big power grab by all administrators from local HOA to municipal to county to state. Kudos to the President, as he is letting the states run their affairs, as appropriate, or not. Not would be California.
Meanwhile, back in Chinada, our esteemed leader says YOU can ‘t go to the cottage, but I can because I am special. Saskatchewan is opening slowly and some other provinces, and that is great. The economic fallout will kill our economy for 10 years, if not forever. I actually have TDS (Trudeau Derangememt Syndrome), as I can not listen to anything he says without deleting the video or message or bailing to upchuck.
Why is anyone in Parliament being paid. No one is working!
Someone in the California government was actually paid to list the approved activities! Unreal!
In the immortal words of Nancy Reagan, just say no.