My Obama-Is-Actually-A-Space-Alien Theory

Gains credibility with every passing day.

AN Oxford University professor has claimed aliens are already breeding with humans to create a new hybrid species that will save the planet. Dr Young-hae Chi, an instructor in Korean at Oxford’s Oriental Institute, part of the prestigious university, thinks this new species will save Earth from annihilation from climate change.

It seems the best explanation for that lean and hungry look.

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Update: Planet saving breedings bring mixed success.

14 Replies to “My Obama-Is-Actually-A-Space-Alien Theory”

  1. The Bug eyes of the Bronx (glass of water) AOC are scary…Now we know what the A stands for

  2. I think someone watched that dreadful remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still from a few years ago and took it too seriously.

    The original, however, remains an excellent movie.

      1. She figures she’s Gort, with the power to destroy all life on this planet.

  3. Well, the possibility is one easy explanation for the Human Gang Green.
    And finally an explanation for the mindset of our progressive comrades.
    Yeah Aliens!
    What a way to “other” people.
    Forget the cliched “Alt Right” or”Mentally Ill” memes so abused by our Statist morons, now its “Aliens” followed by “Aliens…kill them”.
    Cause that is how the maniacs roll.

    On second thoughts, I like.
    Playing to our nature.
    “Insert Group here” are Aliens.
    Exterminate.

  4. Lip licking Kerry reminds me that one of the giveaways exhibited by drug mules who swallow balloons of drugs is constant lip licking as the antidiuretics they chug produce dry mouth. So maybe just a bout of very persistent dysentery contracted all those years ago in Southeast Asia?

  5. space travel.
    ha !!!
    bone density like an 80 yr old if you stay up there long enough.
    brain cells zapped by cosmic radiation.
    etc.

    ‘travel’
    to where that DOESNT include constant nourishment and breathable gas from . . . . from . . . . .
    *the place we are supposedly leaving because the environment is no longer hospitable*.
    (what’s wrong with this picture?)
    have the 10,000s of limited but very specific purpose exploratory satellites been sent out?
    to be followed by those that can land and check out the neighborhood?
    and only THEN the full tilt type with live content?
    and who gets the biggest share of the cash whilst this is all happening? elon musk?
    the vacuum of space is a VERY deadly and quickly so place to go.
    sooooo why not send mechanical smart devices that can tolerate that vacuum, temperature extremes, needs no nutrients or water, (can humahns live off the output of a plutonium powered generator?) and,
    AND . . . . . . dont hafta come back !!! yay VGER !!!!
    that way if we really get ants-in-the-pants regarding space flight, THEN we have *some* inkling where the safest and most interesting places are. (it aint the back side of Mercury or anywhere on Venus).

    and the notion we’re gonna ‘mine’ the alloys necessary for the next step from oh, asteroids?
    and heat moon rocks sufficient to drive off and distill the water content?
    is that penny stock available yet? ummmm, I like my fiction esp. SCIENCE fiction to be plausible.
    summbuddy been watching way too much CGA stuff. and Im not referring to the bean counters.

    sound of crickets . . . . .

    1. Wish I’d said that. As my old Dad used to say when he appeared to be looking for something and someone asked what for; his reply: “the blessed truth”.

  6. As a left-wing student in the late 1960s, I used to watch the conservative talk-show featuring Joe Pyne (Google his name on Wiki). Anyways, his shtick was he liked bringing in strange guests, and then attack them. And on one occasion he brought on this guy who claimed to have met a exterrestial. So this smart-alleck conservative student steps up to the audience mike, and said “Hi! I’m Xyxymmklk from the planet Xenon”, and everybody in the audience cracked up. Hilarious then, but now these days these UFO weirdos are in academe.

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