45 Replies to “I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN ALIEN. NOBODY WOULD LISTEN.”

  1. Looks like a groovy version of those USSR monstrosities. Even that place in North Korea looks nicer.
    At first I thought the trees in the model were barbed wire 🙂

  2. Knowing just enough about architectural design and model building to be dangerous, here is how this ‘artist’s rendition’ looks to me…
    The last standing building after the Apocalypse. All that it’s missing is some trash on the stairs.(Maybe the model builder is a Republican.)
    And yes, Greg, a Lady Schick also came to mind for me.

  3. Let me correct that. If the pedestrians represented are to be Democrats, then I guess the builder already thought of covering the stairs with trash.

  4. Sure it looks like crap but you know how this story goes.
    He paid some socialist avant garde genius a King’s ransom from his stash of ‘hardly worked’ for earnings to design a ‘statement’ rather than a building.
    Sometimes picking a building is the better choice.

  5. Will he have the nude photos of his mom behind glass?
    Will he have his college records, military service record and birth certificate(s) on display?
    Will he have the photos of his wife Michael from when he’ was pregnant?
    Will the visitors see why he and his husband Michael are no longer members of the Illinois state bar?
    Will he explain how he, “an American citizen” at the time, attended elementary school in Indonesia without taking indonesian citizenship and how he gained his American citizenship back when he returned to the USA with his tramp mom?

  6. I like the “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet” text on the top. Should provide endless fun for amateur translators. And the handrailingless freeform stairs should provide the same for personal injury attorneys.

  7. I can imagine that some architecture professor will use it as an example of “don’t let this happen to you”.

  8. the tower of aws , the pavilion of ums and the gardens of community organization with the meandering paths.

  9. A giant, bloated, empty monument, devoid of any meaning or substance save that which is vainly projected upon it by its individual observers, in accordance to their whims, hopes, and dreams. It is whatever they wish it to be – a chameleon, a chimera of indeterminate shape and character.
    It it a fitting monument to the former President.

  10. Reminiscent of ‘the Institute’ in Bethesda’s Fallout 4.
    A Presidential Library where ‘books’ get checked in and can never be viewed again, ever.
    Somewhere in there will be all of Obama’s college transcripts and bona fides which were sealed for eternity.

  11. The image just seems to confuse me in this instance. Not something to be for the ages.

  12. Area appears to be surrounded by dead trees. Obama must have declared the grounds around is gulag tower a carbon dioxide free zone.

  13. If it should suddenly start making noises and light begins to flicker from the openings repeat these words exactly “Obama nikto verada”. Do you have that? Then send $150 billion in cash.

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