Honey, I Finished The Internet

8 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. This completely counters another theory I heard on crash prevention….
   All motor vehicles should have a steel spike mounted on the steering wheel pointed at the drivers chest.
   Think about it.

2. Wow! Identical to how I picture SJW keyboard warriors!

3. Where’s the chick version?

4. I call BS on the whole concept.
   Once again we have art masquerading as science; titillating itself with sexual innuendo.
   As Shakespeare might have said were he alive today, “Oh the Progs!”

5. How is the prototype spike you’ve no doubt mounted in your motor vehicles, working out for you and your family drivers?

6. I swear that dude looks EXACTLY like our Uber driver last week ! Can evolution happen that fast ? Or is it all the roadside fast food ?
   BTW … statistics PROVE that the best way to survive a horrific car crash is to be really, really, really … DRUNK. The drunk drivers almost always survive the car crashes that kill all their passengers. There. Now the Institute that PAID a butt load of $$$$ to some ‘artist’ … can pay me double. Cause my science is provable.

7. I’m pretty sure that’s the captain of Australia’s rugby team.

8. You failed to think about it, numbnuts.