30 Replies to “Love, Laughter, & Leftism”

  1. Sounds like a job for Captain Capitalism!
    Only Captain Capitalism is fearless enough to brave the fetid swamps of socialism!
    Come On, I dare you!

  2. … actually hesitated clicking that link, knowing it’s sure to send cookies my way. uff.

  3. “Collect unemployment often?”
    “Didn’t I see you at that protest against the Koch brothers last week?”
    “You remind me of a previous leader of my cell.”

  4. Potential pickup lines:
    Who wants to buy me dinner and drinks..?..
    My Mom’s basement or yours..?..
    Your hot, wanna have your lawyer contact my lawyer..?..
    I only take special people to my favorite restaurant…Chez Costco…

  5. First of all, the lineup for Bernie’s site starts across the street from the lineup for toilet paper!
    “Hi, I am an architect. What have I designed that you might have seen, you ask? Well, have you seen the slow decay of western civilization?”

  6. Promo for Berniesingles.com and the affiliate mobile site, BS.com
    If you are over the Hill,forget Bill, Burnie will lite your fire.
    All ladies will receive a free boxfull of Cubans or cigars.

  7. Surprising they need a website. I thought SJW’s only met at protests. And they can’t do a smell ripeness test over the web (You smell nice, comrade, you clearly haven’t been camping at enough protests).

  8. “That” fits right in with the angry commie crowd.
    Buzzard nails it with, “Come for sickle, stay for the hammer”. Lenin’s Bolos did not have internet and relied on coded telegrams and couriers to link up.

  9. Imagine the scene at the end of the dinner date, when the bill comes and they look at the other to pay.

  10. It’s been used before, but how about:
    “I’m bald, unemployed, and I live with my parents.”

  11. Just like I picture most Ashley Madison users … badly aging (99% male) baby boomers smelling of patchouli oil trying to score a Millennial roll in the hay. But I expect … in perfect compliance with free-market capitalism … that quite a few millennial girls with daunting college loan debt … will trade their youth for a loan payment or two. It’s the oldest capitalistic profession in the world. And at least they can abort any potential spawn for FREE (taxpayer-paid) at the local P.P. clinic. Can you say “irony” … sure, I knew you could.

  12. Why on earth would they need a dating site? I have it on no less an authority than Gloria Steinem that the women are flocking to Bernie Sanders because that is where the boys are.
    If you see someone you like do you swipe left?

  13. “Finger Lickin Good!” Oops, sorry that’s Colonel Saunders, Bernie’s younger brother.

  14. From the website: ” We are just a couple of Bernie supporters who thought it would be pretty dank for us to have a place to meet and connect with other supporters.”
    I don’t think they know what “dank” means, but by strange coincidence, they may be right.

  15. “The 1% aren’t the only ones getting screwed this election season”
    I didn’t make that up, it was right on the page tab!

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