Great Feminist Questions of Our Time

Readers may wish to imagine a world in which feminist theorists are ascendant, patriarchy has been smashed and rendered unto dust, and womenfolk, being wise and inherently benign, shun the exploitation of animals altogether, living instead on a diet of compassion and self-righteousness.

Go on, ask yourself the big one: Is Your Bacon Sandwich Oppressing Women?

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Calling defenseless feminine fellow creatures “non human” is evil, pseudo patriarchal, and judgemental.
For shame.

I certainly hope that any sandwich that I eat is oppressing women.

I feel intelligence leaching from my brain from reading that paragraph.

Thanks for that. It gave me the urge to add an extra slice of bacon or two to my breakfast sandwich, because I just love oppressing women. In fact, I love oppressing women so much I’d convert to Islam if it weren’t for the fact that I love bacon even more.

After being exposed to so many batshit bleatings from feminists, it is astounding to me that modern feminism continues unabated.
Most women I know immediately denounce it if the topic arises, especially my hard-working millennial daughters. The only reason I can fathom is that it sits near the top of the sacred PC totem pole. That gives it the automatic loyalty and protection of the MSM, Hollywood, Universities, SJW’s and leftists everywhere. What the average woman in our society thinks is apparently of no concern to them.
Of course, these pet leftist movements have NOTHING to do with achieving fairness, it has EVERYTHING to do with beating up the group that held the perceived advantage. Unfortunately for many of us that always seems to boil down to straight, Caucasian, Christian males.
Feminists have slandered the haloed job of motherhood and put unreasonable stress and pressure on young women to “have it all”. I believe the activists themselves are mostly haters and aggressors who refuse to give up their useful fantasy of absolute victimhood.

Feminism is a hate crime.

The chick bleating this all out looks exactly as you expect her to.

I finally met my first self-confessed vegan last month. She’s a dental student at the university clinic and I’m one of her patients.
I had the impression at first that she was a self-absorbed, immature, millennial brat because that was how she behaved. After reading the material and comments on that other site, as well as the original source, I finally have an explanation.
When she said she was a vegan, I asked her what it was like being so many light-years from her home star as Vega is Alpha Lyrae. She didn’t get the joke. Then again, she said she hadn’t seen the Jodie Foster movie “Contact”, either, so I guess my witticism went right over the kid’s head.

Further to my previous comment, the dental student claimed that being a vegan was a “lifestyle choice” for her. Here are some comments about the wisdom of that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZSz4AmaMcs

I’ve never heard it referred to as “the bacon sandwich” before, occasionally just “the quarter pounder” or “the whopper”.
Ohhhhhhh, you mean like an actual bacon sandwich?? Oops, my bad!

the comments. oooooh the comments. lucky for me I had sausages instead of bacon with my b’fast this morning . . . . .
I tried once, I really genuinely tried to follow a vegetarian diet. munchies all the time. incl right after the meal, er, ‘meal’ was over.

My friend is not quite a vegan as she eats fish, but hers is because of a 20-yr health issue (she’ll be 94 this yr so it’s worked).
Her son was a vegan who wouldn’t eat eggs. Several years ago, he went out to a restaurant to celebrate his 65th b’day, came home, went into the bathroom, and died. One and only heart attack.
Didn’t get to collect his first OAP cheque.
Gone, after having just a plateful of veggies to celebrate his 65th.
A lesson there somewhere.